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Giant penis mowed into lawn at King Charles’ coronation bash site

Cocky pranksters mowed a giant penis onto the famous grounds of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, where a significant coronation party is set to be thrown in just two days.

Residents awoke Thursday to morning wood, with the glaringly obvious penis trimmed into the lush grass overnight, SWNS reports.

It’s unclear if law enforcement is handling the case.

Fancy homes that date to the 18th century form a crescent on this street, known worldwide for having a “perfect lawn.”

A Georgian-themed “grand coronation party” is scheduled for Saturday in honor of King Charles III’s coronation at Westminster Abbey in London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hys1rd1CHnU

Tori Bowie, Olympic Gold Medalist, Dead at 32

Relief as Buhari Inaugurates Dangote Refinery May 22

Efforts by the federal government to make the country self-sufficient in local refining of crude oil to save the scarce foreign exchange used in the importation of petroleum products have received a boost as the 650,000 barrels per day Dangote Refinery, the world’s largest single-train refinery, is set for inauguration on May 22 by President Muhammadu Buhari. A source at the refinery confirmed to THISDAY last night that the refinery has been completed with pre-inauguration tests ongoing. He disclosed that President Buhari would inaugurate the plant on Monday, May 22. Dangote Industries Limited had earlier hinted that the inauguration of the refinery in Lagos would take place before the end of the tenure of President Buhari on May 29, 2023.


The Group Chief Branding and Communications Officer of Dangote Industries Limited, Mr. Anthony Chiejina, had in a statement debunked reports that the refinery was among the projects scheduled for inaugurated by Buhari during his visit to Lagos in January. “However, our refinery will be commissioned before President Muhammadu Buhari formally leaves office in May 2023, and the public will be duly informed and invited to the epic event,” the company reportedly said in the statement.


The Dangote Refinery complex, which is located in the Lekki Free Zone area of Lagos, covers a land area of approximately 2,635 hectares, which is larger than the size of Victoria Island in Lagos. The refinery is the biggest refinery in Africa and also the biggest single-train refinery in the world. A single-train refinery uses an integrated distillation unit or one Crude Distillation Unit (CDU) to refine crude oil into various petroleum products, as against the use of multiple distillation units by most big refineries.

Due to the large capacity of the refinery, its pipeline infrastructure is the largest anywhere in the world, with 1,100 kilometres to handle three billion Standard Cubic Feet per day (Scf/d) of gas.


According to a report by the company, the refinery has a 435MW-capacity power plant that is able to meet the total power requirement of Ibadan Electricity Distribution Company (IBEDC). On completion, the refinery is expected to meet 100 per cent of the Nigerian requirement of all refined products and also have a surplus of each of these products for export. The refinery is designed to process Nigerian crude and can also process other crudes. It is a multi-billion dollar project that will create a market for $21 billion per annum of Nigerian crude oil.

Twit from Jeffrey Guterman -- Guterman had asked the FBI to shed more light on Tinubu’s $460,000 forfeiture following a
drug trafficking case he had in the United States of America in 1993

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Crowned with stolen diamonds on his crown. The world’s largest diamond, discovered in South Africa in 1905, was stolen by the British monarchy two years later and has been in its possession since

You have African leaders with slave mentality trooping there to see the coronation of King Charles III ....and you wonder why the British have never apologised for colonial atrocities....?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90i5R-EnxTI

South Africans Demand UK to Return Stolen Diamonds in King Charles Royal Crown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90i5R-EnxTI

South Africans Demand UK to Return Stolen Diamonds in King Charles Royal Crown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvhqHoIJep0

South Africans Demands UK to return stolen diamonds in King Charles crown jewels

South Africans are calling on the United Kingdom to return the world's largest diamond, known as the Star of Africa, to its rightful place in South Africa. The diamond is currently set in the royal sceptre that King Charles III coronation will hold on Saturday, May 6th, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSzUn6b3Lw

Seyi Tinubu Bought $11 million London Mansion

Haveyoueatentod:
Who created weed in the first place

Nature created weed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUyCDe4Swjs

The hidden agenda to steal Afrobeat from Nigerians

The success of Nigerian-owned modern Afrobeat has been celebrated by many all over the world. It's a story that has inspired Nigerians to
have pride in themselves and has also encouraged other African countries to begin promoting their own music as well. Unfortunately, there
are men behind the curtain who aren't happy with the success of Nigerians and their creation of Afrobeat music genre and are seeking to steal its history and creation from Nigerians

Oando partners Yutong, receives electric buses for Lagos

By Teliat Sule

Oando Clean Energy Limited (OCEL), a renewable energy business subsidiary of Oando Plc, has announced it has received electric mass transit buses that will kick start the sustainable transport initiative in Lagos State, Nigeria’s commercial capital. The announcement was contained in the notice sent to the Nigerian Exchange Group(NGX) wherein OCEL stated that the delivery of the electric vehicles was part of its commitment to the Lagos Metropolitan Area Transport Authority (LAMATA) to enable the successful deployment of an electric vehicle infrastructure ecosystem involving electric buses, charging stations, and other supporting infrastructure “towards the attainment of a sustainable road transport system in Lagos State.”

According to OCEL, the memorandum of understanding which was signed in 2022, was meant to “bridge the gap in the current mass transit bus system for the increasing number of Lagos commuters and make up a significant part of the State Government’s larger drive to improve mass transit infrastructure.” “In line with its culture of excellence, OCEL, partnered with Yutong Bus Co Limited, the world’s largest electric vehicle manufacturer to produce the electric buses, equipped with air conditioning and Wi-Fi. In addition to the arrival of these electric buses, OCEL has also taken delivery of the charging stations and spare parts necessary to ensure their effective operation. “Consequently, and in line with the provisions of the partnership between OCEL and LAMATA, the receipt of both the buses and charging stations marks the commencement of our Sustainable Transport Initiative, which is one of the Company’s pipeline projects to support Nigeria in meeting her goal of net zero by 2060,” OCEL stated.

The agreement between the parties will see to the deployment of over 12,000 electric buses in Lagos State, helping to transition the current combustion mass transit buses to electric buses, and with a view to generating for Lagos State about $2.6 billion as estimated economic cost savings, create 3,000 employment opportunities for drivers and 2,000 job openings for other support staff.
Frank Lee, managing director of Yutong West Africa expressed his satisfaction on the progress being made on the project.
He said: “This is a watershed moment for Yutong. It is our first delivery of electric mass transit buses in Sub-Saharan Africa and the first step in the large-scale deployment of an electric powered public road transport system in Nigeria.

“We are excited to be embarking on this journey in partnership with Oando, an organization with a history of stellar performance in the energy sector and are hopeful to see a quick turnaround in our joint plans to advance all facets of the country’s transition to eco-friendly vehicles, including the development of local capacity through the delivery of, and exposure to extensive training programs for all stakeholders, from drivers to operators and the regulators.”

Adewale Tinubu, the Chairman, OCEL spoke further on the transactions.
He said: “Audacity and innovation have always been key tenets in our journey to transform Nigeria’s energy future. It’s this spirit that has brought us to this juncture today – at the forefront of propelling Nigeria towards realizing her netzero targets. The arrival of our electric mass transit buses and development of an EV infrastructure ecosystem is a reminder that the only way to remain ahead of the curve is by being unafraid to break new ground and consistently looking for opportunities to leapfrog.

“Furthermore, this project underscores the African saying, ‘If you want to go fast, go alone; if you want to go far, go together.’ Public-Private Partnerships have been critical to getting the project to this point and will continue to fuel our expansion across the entire country.”
The global electric bus market was worth $40 billion in 2022 with 112,041 units according to Markets and Markets, and it is expected to hit 671,285 units in 2027, growing at 43.1 percent compounded annual growth rate. The Asia Pacific countries are expected to experience the fastest growth rates especially in Japan, South Korea, China and India.

Father4all:
Small Benin Republic ooo

The roads in Benin republic are so clean and beautiful

doncartel:
The truth is that Russia can be defeated with just two American aircraft carriers, surprise or no surprise. Since Ukraine (with NATO support) can hold down Russia (with China/Iran/North Korea support) for so long, it means that even Nigeria has a good chance of defeating Russia, because Nigeria and Ukraine armed forces are fairly similar. We all know the financial corruption involved in elongating the war against Boko haram/bandits, so let’s not go there.

Putin is lucky that some people are not the US president because their main strategy would be direct assassination, and they will keep trying until they get him. CIA/MI6/Mossad collabo. US/NATO should just declare nuclear war on Russia so that this conflict can be settled once and for all.

It would have been more appropriate to post this statement in the Joke section of Nairaland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9wFFXgzeQ

Tupac Unseen Gridlock’d Interview (1996)

A previously unseen interview with the late Tupac Shakur was released this week (April 23)

Putin's secret briefcase that could tigger a nuclear armageddon and obliterate the West

VLADIMIR PUTIN has a briefcase dubbed the "Cheget" that connects him to his nuclear forces as he mulls over unleashing his terrifying arsenal. First developed during the 1980s, the automatic military command and control system briefcase came into Putin’s hands back in 1999.

When it was first unveiled, the Russian Government claimed it could activate a terrifying nuclear system that poses a threat to billions of people. Its contents have been exposed just once in a state-media broadcast after Russia sent a warning to the rest of the world that it is not to be messed with.

seunny4lif:
ICC can't arrest Bush, Clinton, Obama, Tony, any former UK PM, or any former French Presidents but they are quick to make noise about Putin.
USA even said they will bomb ICC HQ, if ICC ever try to arrest any USA citizen for war crimes in Iraq, Afghan etc

ICC was created to kill Africans and Asians

ICC = International Caucasian Court

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTMTnftVTXQ

South Africa to Leave the ICC Court of Justice

South Africa’s President Cyril Ramaphosa announced that his ruling African National Congress (ANC) party has decided the country should leave the International Criminal Court better known as the(ICC). Last month the ICC issued an arrest warrant against Russian President Vladimir Putin meaning South Africa would have to detain Putin on arrival

"Material wealth does not equate to success...... Equanimity and peace of mind does"

Singapore Executes Indian Man For Trafficking 1Kg Of Cannabis

Singapore has executed a man for conspiring to traffic cannabis despite pleas for clemency from his family, activists and the United Nations.

Tangaraju Suppiah, 46, was hanged at dawn on Wednesday over a plot to smuggle 1kg (35oz) of cannabis.

Activists said he had been convicted on weak evidence and received limited legal access during his prosecution.

But Singapore authorities said he had been given a fair trial and criticised those who questioned the courts.

Singapore has some of the world's toughest anti-drug laws. It argues these are a necessary deterrent to drug crime which is a major issue elsewhere across South-East Asia.

On Wednesday, Tangaraju Suppiah's family gathered at Changi Prison near the city's airport in the east to receive his body.

"The family said they weren't going to give up on him until right until to the end," anti-death penalty activist Kirsten Han told the BBC.

"They still have a lot of unresolved questions about his case, and the evidence against him. It has been such a harrowing experience for them."

Last year Singapore hanged 11 people, all on drugs charges - including an intellectually impaired man convicted of trafficking three tablespoons of heroin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1xDCZBnULM

Davido treated like a KING as PRESIDENT of Botswana Throw welcome party for Davido

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCohGeXYoiI

Black Extraterrestrial Land In Huge Cigar Shape Craft

Air Peace Offers To Freely Evacuate Nigerians From Sudan

Air Peace has expressed its readiness to evacuate Nigerians who are stranded and willing to leave crisis-ridden Sudan, albeit free of charge.

Speaking with aviation journalists on Sunday night in Lagos, the Chairman of Air Peace, Mr Allen Onyema, lamented that Nigerian students and others stranded in the war-racked nation had urgent “needs our help.”

Air Peace’s only condition

Onyema, however, gave a caveat that it would only evacuate the stranded Nigerians if they could be moved to a neighbouring country to enable the airline would fly there and evacuate them, saying that Sudan’s airspace is closed from civil aviation flights at the moment

Because of religion no one has been able to really unite Africans in any considerable numbers, and it is also why Africans have not been able to make real progress toward freedom and equality. No more do we have to listen to liars who only wish to rule and control the masses with their made-up stories called religion. Let us Free our minds from the mental enslavement of religion

The same guy who is urging you to starve to death is feeding well and very healthy looking....
How gullible can some people be?