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Tgirl

u ma dey follow Cipriani dey call me animal shei?

@ chika

they appreciate us or else  

@ cipriani

and i repeat. . . who d hell r u calling a horse?

My ode to my Nigerian man. . .
He has the swagger that turns heads and melts hearts
He knows how to handle his business and take care of his family
He knows how to have a good time and show a girl a good time
He drives me mad with desire, mad with anger and just plain mad. . .
He has no romantic bone in his body but u know he’s crazy about u by the way he holds u close…
He’ll lose his temper becos u r away when he really means to say he misses u
He’ll complain about ur cooking but will chuff it down anyway
He’ll spend all night out hanging with d boys and checking out girls but its my arms he wants to sleep in every night
He may not be the classiest man in the world and he might be brutish in his ways but one thing u can always be sure if from my Nigerian, is that his emotions r pure and true
Despite what the Nigerian woman says, he is her perfect man!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=200670.msg3143993#msg3143993 date=1227742582]You cannot imagine my shock and sheer relief.I was logging in expecting to see Nigerian men don't pay their children's school fees or some other crazy thread only to see this wonderful salute and ode to us[/quote]i see no odes yet oh

bacterium:
NO TONDO!! Leave HR Hotness for me. I know she has nice back. You do not know how to handle. Leave her PLEASE!!!!

Who is this one again?!!

I hvnt seen one line of appreciation yet oh

TONDO:
HR.hotness,
you are so sweet tonight, I like to kiss you this night. if is possible let me have your lips.
are you virgin? if yes or no, let me know.
i love you, but to disvirgin you Fantastically.

Thanks,

WHAT?!!

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=191518.msg3142293#msg3142293 date=1227721483]^{U secrets are safe with moi} ROFLMAO [/quote]https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

chei!

u be reall busy body oh. . . sombori cannot even confide in u sef

@ iice

lol i wore dresses oh. . . but i always managed to destroy d look by wearing trainers or face caps or bandannas or du rags or any combination. . . I should be locked up for all d horrible fashion crimes i committed.

@ nana

lol. . . lucky save eh?

my corset came loose in church once. . . i was already getting dirty looks frm d ushers and i had to bend over to pick up a leaflet when d zip gave way and d whole thing almost fell off. . . i wasnt wearing a bra so it was a catastrophe. . . lucky i was getting those dirty looks tho, it was one of the ushers that rushed to cover me up in her shawl. . . i wore a very safe boubou to church d following sunday

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=191518.msg3142157#msg3142157 date=1227719901]Come off it and stop pretending jo, how can you have missed the only request in your inbox so far this year https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif^{no mind me o, just kidding with you} [/quote]

but on d contrary dear, i get soooo many requests its prbly lost beneath d pile. . . [size=5pt]truth is i hvnt had a request in ages, ther is no way i'd miss it, i knw becos i check and double check! [/size]

@ iice

i went thru a phase wear i did d caftan thing all d time too. . . drove my mum insane

dont get carried away by all the shops and sale signs and credit card offers. . . infact stay away frm all offers until u knw ur way around and understand d way stuff works!

LOL

I guess I've been called out. . .

my mum had asked me to drive her to my aunts (she didnt say what for), i was dressed in skinnies and a very cleavagy tank top. . . when we get there, it turns out it was a "muslim" naming ceremony. we got there early so i thot i cld get away with it. . . my the time most of d guests arrived, i cldnt ignor the dirty looks i got frm wives whose husbands were shamelessly leering. . . i spent d entire hidden away in the car

Tgirl4real:
HR.Hotness,
Don't pretend u din't see my request

errrr. . . what request?

michelin89:
Why?

becos i'll want to knw where she bought every article of clothing she has on and how much. . . i'll want to knw what she uses on her skin, where she got her hair done. . . i just cant help but thoroughly admire beautiful things bit it cld get quite annoying _{i cant seem to help myself}

I compliment. . . it gets worse if i knw her tho, i'll gush and not stop!

Welcome to the Universe - 30 Seconds from Mars

Missy B:
More interviews please!!

More news pls

its not incest

why shd someone be at fault or sumthin be to blame. . . lesbianism is a sexual preference, is based on attraction. u dont go around blaming pple for the fact that u like vanilla and not chocolate ice-cream can u?

theres nuthin wrong in havin a baby. . . thing is ur priorities hav changed and i assume that ur friends r single and without children.

i must confess, i am guilty of the same thing. . . i dont call a friend of mine as much as i used to becos i cant be calling her to tell her about a hot date or d new shoes i bought or how d bitch at d salon ruined my new hair-do. . . she isnt interested in that kind of stuff anymor and i knw nuthin about havin a kid. but she is still my friend and i DO call her and we hav a nice long chat but non of those pointless converstaions

give ur friends a break, they probably just need time to get used to d chnages in ur relationship dynamics. . . throw them a line, why dont u giv them a call, invite them for a girlie afternoon with ur baby and give them a chance to adjust to teh new u

so what happens to the non-hot girls ehn?

I enjoy eating with my hands generally, cuz i tend to play with my food but eating eba with my hands depends on d state of my nails. . . if i hav them long i wont cuz it gets akward and i'll hav food stuck under them

The Calling - For You

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tosinadeda:
@topic
don't u just hate it when sum1s cooking what u will eat and u hear him/her sneeze, u rush there and u see the person face right over the pot

lol. . . why do u hav to rush there in d first place? 

Disturbed - Ten Thousand Fists
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