Fineboi, do you have the permission of this fine girl to publicly publish her photos on a supposedly faceless forum?

Ayt27:


Yeah it certainly was, no one else has that number except a far-off acquaintance I met on Nairaland.

Oh! Now I see why you thought she must have made that call. You can't be certain though, cos you published the digits on a public space remember?

Ayt27:


Yeah, I try to avoid trolls as much as possible.
[b]
I did send out a mail to your outlook [/b]and also got a call from someone who seemed to have dialed the wrong number.

Interesting...

Ayt27:


Hey!

Look who showed up

Ayt27:


If only

It's happening already.

Yeah let me know when set up that email or you could just text me.

Signing off now.

Stay Strong �

You know I need to yank this off real quick

Ayt27:


It's a great combo, sorta like gin and tonic. The acidity balances the alkalinity.

Lmao!

I'm getting very antsy talking with you here.

I gedit. You don't want all these strangers all up in your business.

If only I didn't have such a hard head. Well, maybe I can create an email address for you?

Ayt27:


Nope , I didn't actually

There are lots of cola and lime recipes, this is one of em excluding the alcohol.

Funny thing is I just took my first carbonated drink of the year today.

Ah! I love coconuts, I hate breaking them though very stubborn nuts.

Cola and lime? That's weird.

3 fun facts and 2 random facts about Ayt27.

Ayt27:


Yeah sure, never been here before.

Coke, lime and ice.

Keep it coming too

What do you think, is it working?

Actually make that a Pepsi instead.

Pepsi? Never would have guessed you're a Pepsi kinda guy. You emit an authentic vibe.

What a weird combo sef! I'm sure you made that up, did you?

As per your question, my head is as hard as a rare specie of coconut.

Ayt27, I figured we don't have to keep spamming threads

This joint looks cool. Come in here for a drink. What's your special?

Ayt27:


Not feeling too anon now are you, anon!?

I see what you're tryna do.

Is it gonna werk?

Ayt27:


Okay that blew up.

couldn't quote you on there.

LOL. I know right...

SirMichael1:
Nah... I was actually entertained. As a matter of fact, the conversation was unique and that in itself made it intriguing.

I just want you to know that Ozark, Breaking bad and The Walking dead are on Netflix. What could beat those?

I could tell you one thing that could beat all of those combined, but I'd rather not.

SirMichael1:


Lol. All these descriptions doesn't mean you're suffering from any trauma. As a matter of fact, I believe you're just plagued. Plagued by your fears but not traumatized.

Besides, I don't think you were diagnosed by a therapist so how can you say that about yourself. Futhermore, it might be you just have a very poor image about yourself which made you have low self esteem, which lead to you feeling so antisocial and always out of place in any social gathering. Like you just want the gathering to end so you can just run home.

I perceive you're in your late teens or early twenties and that is normal for a phelgmatic.

Hmm, brilliant submission.

Hanks0000:


Well, not yet but I'm gonna meet a psychiatrist or a therapist but I have tried several self-assessments for PTSD online..

I have bonded with my truamas so much I can't let 'em go..

You should see a Psychiatrist. Don't trivialize your mental health please.

Those diagnosis are pretty intense. You can't just accept diagnosis reached by self assessment.

SirMichael1:


Oh, that 'conversationalist' was what you meant? I had figured you meant something else when you guys were on about LinkedIn and Twitter.

LOL. Yes, that "Conversationalist". You keep referring to our conversation like some yapping sound that bore you, when in reality, you found it more entertaining than anything you've seen on Netflix.

Hanks0000:


Childhood trauma deposited so much into my life..
My mentality and reservations about love and emotion is different..
I'm philophobic, introverted, shy, sociopath, I even sound like a girl (puberphinia <not part of my truama tho>. To summarise it all, I have CPTSD.

So yeah, I know what traumatised means.

I'm tall, good looking and a bit muscular, in fact many girls like me but I'm too scared to try relationship....

This is a screenshot of what a lady sent to me...

Wow. Were you diagnosed by a psychiatrist?

SirMichael1:


Who/what is a conversationalist?? Couple of pages back, and you two were going back and forth with one of you springing up the 'conversationalist' word.

What does it mean?

"Conversationalist". Someone who is good at making conversation.

EgunMogaji2:


So you can take me catch cruise abi? No way

Yes way. LOL

Oovi5:
Stole my Dad's money to buy him wrist watch on his birthday.
I was seriously dealt with by my Dad when i got back home

Hahahaha. Awww.

hollagee:

You people will now come after two years and tell us I met her on nairaland continue

God forbid!!!

I know you don't know me but you don't have to know me to wish me well Sir.

Ayt27:


The Editor about to turn in for the night reviews the emails and laughs as he recognizes the signature typical of "young" writers, writing autobiographies, questions, questions and more questions.

He was certainly surprised she had not caught on the Sherlock Holmes quip, for a writer that's elementary.

Change the narratives of events that's taken place in her life he thought, how can he? These events already happened and events yet to happen? I suppose he'll just have to wait and see.

Heavens! Ending a story before it begins, surely that's absurd, her readers who have now read too much excerpts would think so, best to keep other chapters privy before the book launch.

Sighs! it was never this difficult with Chimamanda.

I'll give the publisher a call tomorrow he said to himself shrugging it off, it is a well-written book.

Hopefully her pen is not unsettled with the state of her protagonist and if she does require a final draft, he's on speed dial.

Her manuscript is not written in ink yet, well till it gets printed by the publishers, besides what editor wouldn't want his author's autobiography a best seller.

Now that's a wonderful ending to an Editor's story.

I love it. And I agree, they've read too much

Ayt27:


Her phone ringing woke her the next morning as the caller ID displayed her editor who received the manuscript she sent the night before.

Hello! She said dryly.

There was quiet on the other end till a voice spoke.

I read it all night. He's voice giving no hint as to what he was thinking.

and!? She asked curiously.

I think it's a fine piece of work you have here.

But??

All that from cold feet he muttered to himself.

What?

Well, it's elementary my dear . Speaking a little louder this time.

What is? asking inquisitively.

Your protagonist having cold feet, quite sad too, for it is not given to men to know the outcome of roads untravelled but I hear it's been given to authors.

Oh! I see She said, not sure of what she saw.

Could you explain what you mean by that?

But she was met with silence on the other end of the line.

Hmmm! She thought to herself, I suppose I'll have to call him back.

She dialled his number... But quickly decided against it.

He's actually right, "it is not given to men to know the outcome of roads untravelled but I hear it's been given to authors."

But then, she thinks aloud, this is actually not some book on "5 practical steps to get that alpha male on his knees"!

This is an autobiography! He knows this. Why should he have to change the narrative of actual events that happened in my life?

She started to dial his number again, just to ask him if he forgot the direction of the project and yet again decides against it.

She put the conversation on replay in her head and chuckles as she muttered his name...

Ayt27, you drive me over the edge but I can't let you out of my corner, not yet...

Ayt27:


Haha!

Poor guy, if only he knew you didn't text.

Why didn't you?

Her feet became as cold as ice after she dialled the number.

She asked questions like, what's this about? what are you about to start and she ended it before finding out if there was going to be any beginning

Ishilove:
After reading this open letter, I feel like shaving my eyebrows and drawing the lines back with eye pencil just to annoy the heck out of this OP.

I desperately searched for 'holy spirit' in the lengthy prose but I did not see any. All I see is complaint upon complaint that the GO is modifying the traditions that governs the church. He even said Christian music should be 'gentle'.

Awon deputy Jesus isonu.

Na so the post vex you? I actually found it hilarious. I thought the writer was being sarcastic until I read the last sentence and the introduction of his person.

This one is fanatically funny.

Ayt27:

Got it