Cardealer2021:

The guy is probably an illiterate

Yeah. It's obvious.

You got a cute name

Even if you played along, he still wouldn't get it.
Go back n offer to invest in his business

Cardealer2021:

Like Johnny just come from village

Seriously.

Hahahaha

This is freaking hilarious. New recruit with no orientation training.

Demigod22:
Walking naked from the bathroom to the parlour, from the kitchen to the bedroom naked. I do that whenever I am alone and I want to bath.

Is that weird?

Seems to me like this dude is trying too hard to push the narrative that he's "straight".

2braithe:


No reasonable guy will label such lady(except online keyboard warriors lol).
In real life,I admire such lady's courage and always feel flattered.

My advice to ladies is to shoot their shot if they wish.No reasonable guy will see you as cheap.

LOL. You sound quite liberal.

2braithe:


True though.

Some ladies fear rejection too, preventing them from voicing out their feelings.

Hmmm. Is it the fear of rejection or the fear of being labelled a farm tool? You know what I mean...

oilmane:



Hmmm, nor b the cheap pink lip cream u day use make your lips large abi na so them born u? Even this your jokwa (cheek bone) strong o, them fit use am open malt bottle, nor need for opener for any party u day.

OMG Jokwa sounds so freaking hilarious.

Why you gat to be so mean tho.

2braithe:


It's the way ladies can have wild thoughts about a guy and lock up in his presence for me.

A lot of times,I do catch aquintances/strangers ogle at me but immediately they notice,they look away with speed!
A closer rapport with them will reveal they've been crushing.

LOL. Yeah, I know what you mean.

I can only share my wild thoughts with a guy I've established some sorta deep connection with and that don't come easy.

What's the point letting you know your lips look munchable when I don't intend to act on the thought? LOL.

anuofGod:
Yes, we do
For me, I'll never say it or make move, I'll only think of it and move on
#I can't jump into bed with a man I can't have a serious relationship with.
If I fantasize on a man, I can't ever start relationship with him coz it won't lead anywhere.

When I was working in Lagos, once I was in tricycle in opebi going to work in the morning.
I saw a guy standing by the roadside.
The guy is soooo fine, melanin cute guy, I stretched my neck out of Keke and was so carried away in the hold up ogling the guy o.
He noticed, he was surprised and he smiled.
I smiled and Keke kept going.
For days, I look at that spot every morning maybe I can see him.
And I asked myself why I didn't drop to collect number, he would have given me. #laughs
But I wouldn't have called him even if I did.

Hahaha. Why didn't you get his number though? You already said you wouldn't have called him, so your reason actually contradicts your assertion that girls actually look at a guy and decide instantly to have cex.

We definitely fantasize about what could happen. I think that's as far as it goes.

Chiraq77:


well that's what the book says..Are you female??

That's definitely not true.

Is the author's name Buhari? Cos he certainly sounds clueless

BabaIbo:

Hello, is this Jane?

No Sur

chrisdking1:
Piggyvest Flex, 8% Per annum paid monthly
Piggybank, 10% Per annum also paid monthly

Branch Nigeria, 20% Per annum paid weekly.

You know, I've been asking about Piggy Vest and how reliable they are since late last year especially after hearing the rumors about piggy vest investing in a business that turned out to be fraudulent (although they denied it).

I really would like to know how reliable they are. Can you really vouch for their credibility? LOL.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
She ain't a lesbian she's bisexual.. stop that nonsense.. lesbians don't do guys..
Actually there is nothing wrong with her being bisexual...the problem is she should have told you about it..

Talk to her about it and stop being overly emotional.. she's just being herself.. help her out.. have a one on one conversation and stop feeling bad..

Would you share this same view if it were a guy having homesexual chats with another guy even though he has a girl that loves him and believes they'd be married?

Kobojunkie:
Husband and wife no be master and slave relationship. The man ought to sit together with his wife at the table, with paper and pencil in hand to plot out exactly how much it costs to feed the family regularly, and this should take place every month so they are in sync. Apart from feeding, the man should make certain his wife is aware of how much he pays each month for light bill, gas etc.

Also, he claims his wife works as well but how much did they both agree would be her contribution as far as upkeep of what is after all her own family?

100

Nigerians are big on titles cos the average Nigerian without a global exposure feels the need to always announce their accomplishments.

Not recognizing them by their "earned" title is perceived as undermining their capacity and not giving them their due honor.

Many will even go as far as correcting you if the title isn't included. LOL.

caye:


But mathematically, if her thinking is shallow; it means the depth of that thinking is measurable i.e: a shallow well could be between 6-7 ft.
Then it becomes measurable.
Immeasurable might start from 300 ft till you reach the earth's core.

LOL. Easy Prof. That was meant to be metaphorical.

It's not her open display of poor moral standards I found appalling, it is her immeasurable depth of shallow thinking

Beauty Queen indeed.

I love hard quite alright. My love is an expensive investment, I can't afford to waste it

RapistOnBail:

Alpha Males Dont fall in love with females only males. We don’t understand what you are talking about!

So alpha males are gay? Female hating gay? Wow. Thanks for the insight.

Juicie2u:
Like having a party and giving him a bj , for me am imagining 2baba face lost in ecstasy...

Why should a guy imagine another married guys face lost in ecstasy?

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

The woman come be like who no do anything.

After the slap Obiano wife went home and started rehearsing her fight steps when next she will meet Bianca

Hahaha. This is freaking hilarious. Where do y'all get such strange pictures?

Kobojunkie:
Is this an attempt at damage control.... or what?,

Hello

How have you been?

HenryDion:


The jaw right? It's like block

That's a model feature by the way.

Honestly, you have a positive self image and that's commendable.