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Axmondthuglife:
I remember it just like yesterday i and my younger brother were eating eba, we started fighting over who will take the last mould and all of a sudden my brother punched me in the face. Momsi just calm us down go boil water make eba Full bowl carry pot keep for table. Next thing she comot koboko say we must finish the whole eba.

Com see as we dey cry chop eba dey beg we chop so tey food no fit enter mouth again.

Wetin bring the unforgotten beating be say e no reach 5 minutes wey momsi pity us make we leave the eba go play outside, one foolish broda just remain garri and groundnut give me make i chao... Na him momsi catch me.

Mo je babanla iya ni ijo yii

Isaacmacdon:
Mine goes like this: I just got back from school one precious, sunny Wednesday afternoon. Having trekked a far distance from school to our house, I was so tired and needed food & water. The Sun those years can be very deadly.

Luckily for me, mum happened to be at home when I arrived. I greeted her (as it is a custom in the Igbo tribe to greet an elder even when you just finished using the toilet) . I went to drop my bag, still putting on my school wears.

I was famished, hungry, tired, felt like I was gonna die. . Well, mummy saw this look on my face, and already knew where it was coming from. She drew me closer to her bosom and caressed my stubborn head. . But, before coming upstairs, I saw my goons playing football down the street. My eyes didn't lit up because hunger already rained darkness on my eyes. .

Mum made Indomie (The original One oh, not this nonsense they're doing these days). She garnished it with sardine and plantain. Men, I tore my t-shirt in half trying to devour the piece in front of me. . It took me barely 5mins to clean that plate.

Men! Those good ole days! Buhari issa bastard ni! . So, immediately I was done with the food, my eyes were liberated from the darkness. I remembered my goons. I slowly picked up my plate and gently took it to the kitchen. With the precision and sleekness of a serpent, I picked up buckets and called out that I wanted to go fetch water for the house.

Mum was delighted! "Oh, What a good boy he is", she said. I hurried out of the house with joy. I just fooled an elder. I was the BOSS. Emini Baller! Oshey! When I got downstairs, I dropped my bucket and ran towards the gathering of spectators and players.

They called out to me with tears of joy! I was dubbed Kanu Nwankwo. They hailed! My head swelled up with pride, not knowing the swelling was for the pain I'm yet to go through. .

Anyway, I got into the match right away. I played with vibe, energy, and power. Oh Boy! I was that good! Suddenly, the whole spectators were laughing. They called out my name. I thought it was a dribble I just completed!

Omo, the next thing, I turned and saw a hefty woman with doubled canes running towards us. I was laughing at the person that would get the beating. On a closer look, it was my beautiful mother coming to slaughter me. . I kukuma stopped playing and walked to her to receive my beating sharply!

So, folks, that is my worst beating experience!

Handywork:
The day I went to greet one of my guy living very far away from my home
he had a SEGA game console then,
I came home around 11pm almost midnight,
I knocked at the door, but suprisely my mum opened it and I went in.
I was shaking at first but the Expression on my mum's face was friendly...
I asked if dad was at home she said yes he was asleep, immediately in my mind I know say i don die be that oo..
I shrugged it off and went to bed.
In the middle of the night around 2am I think, I heard kpaiiiiiiii on my back, the pain was so severe that I woke up, i thought it was a dream but the next slap woke me up to reality, my dad was standing like Anthony Joshua on my bed, he punched and kicked the living hell out of me, I was just shouting my eye oo, Daddy u have burst my eye ooo, still he continued ,the beating was hell that night
I didn't go to school for weeks
I told my friends I wasn't feeling well cus if they knew what transpired that night, I'll be a laughing stock till that term ends, but still they didn't believe me because of my black eye...
since then I behave like a fowl that comes home to sleep around 6:55pm in the evening..
One of the terrible experiences I had with my late dad

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dollytino4real:
see as u wan spoil my groove dem send u!

Sabadon:
Dem no dey talk bad for person birthday if not ehnnnnn, anyway may your birthday be as blossoming as Nigerias economy and may your joy be filled as the joy of the families of the kidnapped and slain.....happy birthday

dollytino4real:
n.a. dat ur worry dey make body sweet person and depression vanish

Rossnitti:
Damn...That looks good man.

It just looks like christmas present.

nedekid:
Amala with ewedu and gbegiri/Abula. Garnished with upstanding ogunfe, amo, fuku, shaki, ponmo, eran gidi

001spice:
Me i no get time to love any food. I love and eat any food. Bt one tin i love most is after eaten i just love to chew grannut

dreality:
The Op has not done enough justice to this topic.
On masturbation, the ulama have varied rulings on it. While it is frowned at, some gave exceptions like for soldiers on warfront etc.

ehinmowo:
When Raymond Reddington was released in Blacklist, they told the public that they released him because they want to study the law governing lethal injection. Which was how he supposed to be executed.

US I know will never release a terrorist for any reason. I suspect that they want to use him to get some insight into the deep activities of the terrorists.

lexy2014:
Buhari & d governors are making calls to d perpetrators to stop d killings

TinubuGoQuench:
Brainless 5k monthly stipend collectors will avoid this thread because they know their lifeless useless vegetable darling daddy is suffering from mental insanity

Cc: , helinues, silvernorgold
Simplyleo, thatfairguy

TheManhattan:
If anyone because of a silly party blocks my gate entrance and I tell them to leave and they call their bouncers to harass me. Goddam it I will pull out a RPG so help me God.

emeijeh:
Make una dey celebrate baiday up and down o.... People are being slaughtered every day in this nation, but na baiday una carry for head.


Yeye first family.

Well, from all of dem in Vulturebbqgrills, fu<k off!!!

Racoon:
No please! It was an excerpt from Vanguard newspaper as provided in the link.Thanks man.

Wtfork:
Brother ,
The guy just de follow the terms and condition of the agreement, if u understand me well...
Too much talk self fit cause kasala.
The most important thing now is the kids have been released and reunited with their families .

Wtfork:
U guys should be smart for once pls . So do you expect the governor to come out and announce to the whole world that he paid $1m , NO.
That way , more students would be kidnapped by the bandits at even a higher Ransome .
It's just a matter of diplomacy with with public !!

Daniella2252:
No problem about that

Daniella2252:
This is a mix up sir...
I wanted to quote someone else
I'm so sorry about this sir

Daniella2252:
Please sir,
I really need your help

Daniella2252:
Please sir,
I really need your help