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second to reserve my comment....

This is Un-Nigerian at all..

This joke about "my Oga at the Top" must stop... haaaaa! Oga i was only telling people that the joke must stop, no i was not joking with them,

ha! wahala dey o, ok sir, i will come and see you at the Top, sorry in the top office.. Dazz all

Costa2000: Every time killing killing killing,so boko haram dont think of anyother thing appart from killing.

Ask Oga at the Top.

This is the Story of P-Square... Paul and Peter.

Happy Birthday nairaland
class of 2006

My mum never forget to decipline you and will not embarasse you in Public except you call for it.

Anytime i messed up, she will let me go and in my sleep mostly mid-night, she wakes me up to receive my bashing..

tonididdy: *yawns* BORING

Your intolerance is actually not good for your health..

Unknown Member: I will rather have a team of 22 very h0rny, super-lesbians win the Womens world cup 4 times in a row, than have a team of 22 straight women fail to even qualify.

This is football we are talking about not the p0rn industry. Its not as if they were selected into the team based on their sexual prowess.

As it Stands now, I really couldnt give a f`uck if I hear the Sunday Mba and Emenike were F`uck buddies althrough the Nations Cup. The important thing for me is that the Cup is somewhere in Abuja chilling and I have the bragging rights for the next two years. #CHIKINA!!

So all this ya comment is for ya selfish Bragging right for two years abi?

This is how evil prevail over the land, am not here to preach religion or how Nigeria is a liberal state bla bla bla!

i have a kid growing and its my responsibility to protect him/her from this evil, it might be okay in your sight for lesbian and gay guy to do their thing, its also my kids right to grow in a society fill with people of good moral standing...

Homosexual is evil and should be put to bay... its unnatural and filled with evil moral.. its just a matter of time when kids will start displaying their things in public.

justwise: [/b]

Straight men do not engage in a*al s*x?

Am just telling you that Nigeria Law prohibit lesbian/gay thing...

am sure Fifa knows that...

When you allow people to get away with things u consider un -natural and things against cultural orientation, you get deeper into the mess cos you refuse to talk against it initially.

Dygeasy: Its FOOTBALL isn't it? Lesbianism isn't a game in football is it?
The girls' sexual orientation shouldn't be an issue should it? Abi NFF is now a (gay) law enforcement agency?

The law of Nigeria Prohibit such, is there any difficulties understanding that?

VonNestor: I think is there private life, let them live it. So far they don't harass any body. I think that is not the problem of our football

It will also be a private issue the day ur son penetrate ur behind i guess.

olaric: Leave am leave am na im dey tear cloth

exactly! i can't believe some people here coming out in support of lesbianism/gay, now to them its a matter of choice, one day your son will penetrate you from behind cos everyone got a choice to do anything with their sexuality abi?

A land without law is a land without sin...

Steven Jay01: Mr Oga!!hw do u intend to recondition dem?by givin dem d real tin and makin dem realise wat dey av been missin?una bad O

That is what they need, serious penetration... check those girls, they are lacking serious F .U .C .K

F. U. C. K Fifa, they should respect countries laws and should not interfere with what they do with it.

I blame MEN for Lesbianism among our girls cos if they F .U .C .K their girls very well, none will have time for more romance when u can still feel the effects of last penetration days after you had it.

Cure for Nagging women is a serious penetration from her man.

at last one woman will still fool you for house when u serve her for life... u forget u signed "for better for worse till death do u part" that one na life sentence....
am serving m

OMG!!! is this the same Toyin that we finished together in OAU room 55 AWO hall, God please let nothing befall him.... what is this country turning to..

All i see is someone in a rented old wooden apartment upstairs showing how presumably good looking she is in a country side home.

Pls Mercy don't stain the white color paint o, apartment owner no dey gree make people stain the white paint o.

Shaking head in disbelieve.

pcnwamadi: Naija for Life

Naija for life

You will surely know the bride in the pix, very clear.

I don't think so cos no one can ever love you except you love urself, pls learn to love yourself and from there u can find happiness... all this finding love, pls no one will give you love when u don't even know how loving oneself is.

I do observe my Fajr prayer on time, but others are almost always combine especially Zuhr, Asr. Am incomplete whenever i miss or have not observe my solat, am trying to do something about it.

My job involves travelling everyday to sites (telecomm), am just finding alternatives for my job, i need to quit and get a none travel job, then i can have no excuse for not observing my salat. May almight Allah forgive all my short commings.

tsmith: To he who said he cant remember seeing his father do house chores? Is your home your father's house? the requirements then are different to yours, so you need to tailor your needs to your household's requirement. Can i also ask, do you aim to do as well as your father in life or better than? So why limit your efforts to that, that should matter most, i.e. your home?

To Everyone complaining about chores becoming a duty? remember the story of a job that needed to be done, and 'everybody' thought it was 'somebody's' job, yet 'nobody' did it? That's what happens when there is no agreed structure in place, chaos and manic!. You all work so hard at your career and jobs (these are goverened by structure and processes) yet refuse to put your homes in such order.

The pricinples that make the organisations you work for successful, try implementing similar to your homes and family and see whether it wont be a happier more successful home or not. I bet at work you have a clear job description, each person is aware of input/outputs. yet you are still expected to be flexible enough to support other members of the team and organisations with adhoc tasks. How can you put your best efforts towards a job, career etc yet give out peanuts to your home, knowing that whether the chips are down or up, home is where you return?

To those that don't contribute to the family life at home, its fine coz there might be no requirement for it, you may have a line of househelps or aburos, your wife might be a housewife or just simply good at keeping on top of things, but if your home requires it and your wife is asking for help, then please frigging get to it! As it works in lagbaja's house isnt how is gonna work in yours remember!

So, woman! get to work and stop complaining.

tsmith: I wonder who made this wonderful law that most Naija men so dearly hold on to 'it's a woman's duty' to do so and so. So what if the woman does some man's duty, does that require a duty reshuffle at the court I don’t know what world most of people live in, but I pull my weight as much as my husband on the supposed Men matters, as such, I very much expect him to pull his. Coz, I'm no machine, no messiah or computer. overtime even the machine and computer would at some point burn out from overuse.

I don’t think its right, if you both have had a long day, one person is in the background sorting out things; dinner, school lunch for kids etc and the other person faffs around. My idea is in every situation and circumstance I need to be adding value, no matter how tired I am, I find it hard to be idle if someone else around me is busy and there are other things that can be done.

Infact this conversation I hate revisiting, the energy it takes and could be spent improving other areas. One day, the Nigerian man would wake up and spell the coffee, times have changed from the times of our mothers and grandmothers, the same way these men have evolved from queuing at NITEL or a neighbours house to receive calls, to having home phone, to thuraya - cellular 090 - to GSM, now internet on the go to Ipads n Iphones, these same evolution needs to take place in the mindset and mentality.

And whilst the men go through the slow and highly needed change, to the women that take it in their strides, you have better be getting some good loving in return (then it makes it all worthwhile) otherwise, someday you would wake up and see that you are so spent out.

Mrs Smith, pls do your roles and leave the man's roles for him, am sure u want to enjoy ur hubby, its not african thing that roles are different, learn to understand why giving birth is a female roles and impregnating is meant for men. like i said earlier there is a diffence between male organ and that of a female, there roles never change even in the wolrld of Ipad, Iphone, Ipod and what have you.

Read manual before using a product, pls read Men's manual before getting married, for best performance.... I have giving mens roles and pls let it be that way for your best enjoyment of the product.

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oradee: one doesnt have to grow balls to know whats its like to be a man.

a woman's money has never been 100% percent hers and you know this! if she marries u and answers ur last name,by all means pls live up to ur role as the husband. now if shes married to u and she splits the financial cost of running the home wif u,then u shld split the efforts in running your home...

the whites hardly kep domestic helps (unlike nig)cos both the man and woman jointly run the home cos at the end,the home is theirs not the husband's or wife'.

if u lived abroad,you wldnt make such comments!

You make ur home the way you want it to be, every home is different, so pls leave White people out of this cos when u talk about family, everone here know that they have failed 100%, they have nothing to emulate regard family values and all of those divorce will come out.

There is no equality between a man and a woman, you can't compare a man and woman together, compare a man to another man, likewise woman.
Our roles and responsibilities are different, the day you stick to that rules, the better things work out. May be you should ask yourself why men die before female mostly in marriages.... Its a must men must provide, protect, guide and bear the brunt on the relationship...

Let everyone understand their roles, Men are design to protect, finance, lead, and women roles are to care for the man's estate; this include care for the kids. It is not my wife role to provide for the home, that is my job. (Woman's money is woman's money) she can't spend her money on me, she must ask if she can get things for her kids before doing so.

Let everyone know the reason why men have balls and women don't. In all its all about coexisting, coperation, communication and conjugal responsibilities. let everyone knows their duties and it will be well.

Happy prosperous 2013

am not only deleting my account on Instagram, am getting out of Facebook, its high time am back to my senses >:

tbaba1234: May Allah reward the poster with goodness.

I think this post is hardly relevant to Nigeria, It is relevant mostly to muslims living in the west...

subscribing.....

I don't see it more of a challenge for people in Nigeria but more to Muslim families in the west, so parent need to strike a balance and make Eid more pronounce so their kids will look forward for Eid celebrations.

Climate change in deed.

Adult toys when am alive and kicking

When religion enter people wellu wellu, madness will start.

The OP has said it that she was and still in the kingdom of darkness and i dont think she will get out of it.

The OP is suffering from Alzheimer's disease and am sure she is taking too much of igbo and she is lacking regular f.ucking from men... Gosh, i think i need to stay away from Nairaland cos its becoming a possess site where crazy people are abound in.