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Jokes EtcRe: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by http(m): 9:42pm On Jun 29, 2012
A woman is a man's responsibility, so whatever she does, a man will still have to carry her; hence her role is still part of a man's duty.
RomanceRe: What Do You Really Want In A Relationship? by http(m): 5:59pm On Jun 29, 2012
bisi16: How can u love wat u haven't tasted?..
I thought i was the only one that sees that, muhehehehe! confession of a Virgin Prostitute i guess.

Drock4christ: coz i know sex wil be fun.. And i am even trying to have one this month! Lol..
I see, u really ran out of vaseline, just hold old bro, u will get there.... Don't give in to temptation, remember Pre-marital sex is a sin even though am guilty of it...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lagosians Use Canoes As Floods Hit Lagos (Pictures) by http(m): 2:11pm On Jun 29, 2012
pro01: This is sad, in a hilarious way. So na so dem go carry person wife with her big yansh for shoulder? In that case the carrier go tap juicy current with full right (after all, if she complain, he go throw am inside water), come collect payment join again. Incredible. Eko ti baje tipe tipe.
And what is special about those delapitated holes smelling shit.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lagosians Use Canoes As Floods Hit Lagos (Pictures) by http(m): 1:54pm On Jun 29, 2012
And so what, even here in the U.S, they use canoe when we have hurricane and rain falls like their is no tomorrow.
RomanceRe: Married Woman Dies During Intimacy With Married Lover by http(m): 10:36pm On Jun 28, 2012
That Padmore na im Yoruba dey call "Oloshi Aladopa" with him horror pistol, imagine the yeye woman what her last word will be like, Uceh am am am am am di di di dieing....
this serves guys that always looking for ways to Zap another man's wife.
Am not a Judge, but both of them have judge their cases, and one is already sentence.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do African Loves Foreigners And Hate Their Own People? by http(m): 8:39pm On Jun 25, 2012
First, we have to chose either to be "a well-fed Slave or an Hungry Free Man"...
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Cook & Clean For Your Girlfriends? by http(m): 7:23am On Jun 25, 2012
i can only do that for my mother, you know why? she has done those things for me severally...
I can do that for my wife but not routine.
RomanceRe: I Am On Nairaland To Find A Husband. Month Of June And Still Not Married by http(m): 7:18am On Jun 25, 2012
I guess ur username says it all, hmm! Fuckherlord! anyway, the lord will definitely send your type to you in due course, just continue your way...
At 32, you are still young, start getting worried when you are getting more than you bargain for... this is ur year, can i hear you say Ame. grin
PoliticsRe: GEJ Media Chat- Summary In Print. by http(m): 7:06am On Jun 25, 2012
Afamdman: Its simple, the man has openly declared he is not going to follow, the law, why try to twist his words here and there "I will not declare my asset" so if the leader of Nigeria refuses to follow the law, why then should any Nigerian do what the law says afterall its nobody's business. See I have said it and I'll say it again, if that man has any honour left in his body, he should just resign and tell us he can't handle this country. So the states that his planes can't land, there are no roads there abi? What a SHAME!!!!
Gbam, the man said in public that he will not obey the law that make him President and upon the same law he derived his power from...
Nigeria is doomed, and the worst part of it is the so called educated youth here on nairaland and in Nigeria as a whole still defending these criminals.... this guy just spit in our face and says i don't give a hole...we can go to hell.

being educated does not remove the sycophant in these retard youth that have sold their brain to the devil...
When we go abroad, what do we hear... the law says this an that and we adhere to the law, Nigerians are lawless starting from those crminals in Public places, hence a lawless citizens, that is why other countries treat us like criminals.
PoliticsRe: GEJ Media Chat- Summary In Print. by http(m): 6:56am On Jun 25, 2012
I don't know why we see 'A' calling it 'B', it is the law for the president and all public officers to declare their asset, and your President said he doesn't buy that statement. Why should Nigerians follow the law when the number one Citizen says declaration of asset is a matter of Principle. Are we that backward to the level of common sense.

if the law requires public officer to declare his or her asset, its no more personal matter. once you leave the comfort of your home and start running for public offices, you are no more private matter, hence you and your estate must be know to the public eithe thru CCB or whatever. you can't vie for public office and remain private person....

What does the law said about asset declaration for any public officer... Gosh!
This is why our Generation is recked because we are the most educated in the history of this nation and also the most recked in reasoning, we put sentiment into everything we do.... Again what does the Law says.... not what you think..
FashionRe: What Are Your Favorite Hair Styles? by http(m): 3:27pm On Jun 21, 2012
bini girl: These used to be my favorite... cheesy cheesy cheesy
^^^^^ girls don't do this anymore, what they dream of now is Brazillian hair even when that is their annual income... if they ever work in thier life.
RomanceRe: When Your Partner Has A Crush On A Celebrity by http(m): 1:55pm On Jun 21, 2012
All this western madness has crippled the minds of youth to the extent of self exclussion.
If my love one has crush or fanta any of these fake celebrities who themselves are suffering from Isolation, dememtia and double personalities, i will just bundle her to have a reality with her celerity, and never to return...
TravelRe: How Long Are Your Holidays To Nigeria On Average? by http(m): 12:45am On Jun 15, 2012
Going to Naija is a must for me since my immediate family are there, am seriously looking forward for my next vacation now, this place is boring for me now, i normally spend 4 weeks, but this time around ticket confirmed, 2 months and 5 days jara. I would have love to spend 3 months if am self employed..
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-iweala Warns Nigerians To Prepare For Economic Recession by http(m): 4:21pm On Jun 14, 2012
Am sure the recession she is talking about starts from her and the rest of those thieves in Govt. Cos i know i was born in Recession, Nigerians have being in Recession immediately after Independence, so she better clearify who shes talking to....
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Lied To Your Wife? by http(m): 12:01am On Jun 14, 2012
grin grin grin grin everyday....
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Lied To Your Wife? by http(m): 12:01am On Jun 14, 2012
grin grin grin grin eveyday....
FamilyRe: Are Women Making Wills Too? by http(op): 3:28pm On Jun 12, 2012
seriously is anyone just looking or holding ur comment inside, house make una talk now..
FamilyAre Women Making Wills Too? by http(op): 10:44pm On Jun 11, 2012
All we hear from generation to generation is about Men making Wills about their estate and from God knows when women and families of the Dead man fighting over who take what and what belong to who, who inherit the woman; because some idiot still consider women as part of the Dead man's property that needed to be share among family, I can't remember where women have made it deem important to have a will concerning their estate in the case of a joint ownership or probably a personal estates where the man will be the beneficiary....

Your input is highly welcome.
Car TalkRe: What Is The Best SUV For A Small Girl? by http(m): 3:11am On Jun 07, 2012
I will recommend Nissan Armanda 2011 model, you will be perfect in it, otherwise try Cobi bus or Keke Napep...lol! the type they use in Ikare Akoko in Ondo state.
CareerRe: What Has Been Your Greatest Challenge In Life? by http(m): 1:53am On Jun 05, 2012
Hmmm! seriously, my greatest challenge is how soon my wife and kid get to the states, it seems eternal and i hope we will survive it, and also to keep the commitment of not having any relationship with any woman here in the states... Though 2 years is gone, i still have 3 more years... God, u know i love my wife n kid, i've worked all my life to be a better person and am still in the journey, please preserve my family n make us see through this Trial and others... I pray i never regret this step in my entire life...amin.
RomanceRe: Dating When Still Living With Your Parents? by http(m): 3:04pm On Jun 03, 2012
i could remember what my mum did, when OAU was on there regular strike back then, i enrol for a computer crash course to keep body and brain together, i have this girl i've been eyeing in my class. One Friday, she finally accepted to come home with me, mum was at home about going to Friday prayer.

She saw the girl and questions started, who is she, where is she from, what, why, how, when, how long, and all questions started flowing in that i lost count following the question n what answer is right. At last, i lost this fine babe o! The sweet girl was not comfortable and she decided to leave, i walked her to the bustop and that waz it.

I came back home with enough anger that can roast a life to ashes only to see my mum laughing at me with the most outrageous comment i ever heard " Look at this small boi, what do u know about girls" if i see u with any girls again, i will brake ur head, i was like am i too small to have a girl friend visit.

She did not stop there, she told my brothers and sister, and they all gave her the comment i could not give, " He is no more a kid and leave the man alone" He is no more ur small baby or last born... Imagine a 23 years old grown a.s.s man...lol?
IslamRe: Muslim Couples (married) Let's Talk by http(m): 2:44pm On May 30, 2012
Booting.....
EducationRe: Pix's: MAU Babes (formerly UNILAG Babes) Protest Change Of Institution's Name by http(m): 2:43pm On May 30, 2012
Greatest Maulag! Great.....

GEJ, please rename Nigeria to " Phediral Democartic People of Nigeria (PDPN)....
RomanceRe: Why by http(m): 3:56pm On May 21, 2012
Not all men cheat, stop generalising issue as if you have seen the cases of everyone cheating...
IslamRe: Should Muslim Leave Nairaland? by http(op): 4:29am On May 10, 2012
toba: yes but muslims are the worst of the two Religions in terms of hatred and intolerance
You're entitle to your opinion, as far as you don't force it on anyone else; and that is the reason why am asking seun weather Muslims cannot post or have thier thread on this forum, you cannot close a Thread just because some people are screaming over nothing, what is wrong in having an" Thread calling on Muslim to join a BB Group" that Xtian posters starts calling it all sorts of name.

When you talk about Muslims being Intolerance, you better be specific, you can't in this age, if you call yourself educated fellow start generalising things or issue, be specific in your view. Like i said, we have Bad Muslims and Xtians, why do you have to called Muslims terrorist when on that particular Thread most responders are terrorising the poster and insulting Muslims as a whole.

Let me say this for the record, when you talk about religion, its a personal affair, my wife is a Xtian, may parent are both Muslim and Xtian, i have brothers and sister that are Xtian, this doean't make me hate anyone of them. When idiot talk, you will easily know cos of the bias in peoples response.

All i ask Seun or his moderators is a simple Question, i did not compell any poster to reply, its cos of hate and intolerance that makes people flood that Thread and this trait is exactly what some of you have displayed here again.

There is no compulsion in religion, but stop this insult. There is a saying that Whomever respect his/her parent will not insult other peoples parent" Nobody preach or force you to become a Muslim, why should i, but learn to be Objective and stop this childish attitute.

I will wait till i get a response from Seun or his moderators, i will assume a NO to the question in this Thread if nothing came out from anyone am expecting answer from.

Am not here to preach Islam to anyone, all am asking is can Muslim have Thread for Muslim without infiltration from external insults.

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