₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,330,979 members, 8,448,070 topics. Date: Sunday, 19 July 2026 at 05:24 PM

Toggle theme

Http's Posts

Nairaland ForumHttp's ProfileHttp's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 (of 21 pages)

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs USA: Olympics Basketball (73 - 156) On 2nd August 2012 by http(m): 11:50pm On Aug 02, 2012
I have to take tomorrow OFF, cos i don't want the continuation of this humiliation angry angry angry angry angry

Its been a long time i sweat this much under A.C angry angry angry angry angry

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat da Phuckkkkkkk is this angry angry angry angry angry
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs USA: Olympics Basketball (73 - 156) On 2nd August 2012 by http(m): 11:46pm On Aug 02, 2012
This is humiliation angry angry angry angry

I can't compose myself again, i never know i love Nigeria this muchhhhh angry angry angry angry angry

God make this cup pass us....
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs USA: Olympics Basketball (73 - 156) On 2nd August 2012 by http(m): 11:15pm On Aug 02, 2012
Na wa o, the epic clusters of people sending reply, i can't even see my own comment, page don shit o... grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs USA: Olympics Basketball (73 - 156) On 2nd August 2012 by http(m): 11:08pm On Aug 02, 2012
Am really getting mad now, why are these guys playing as if the amerikano are gods, mark them one by one, they are just allowing 3 pointers everymove... this may lead to 300 to 80 points...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Group: Graduate Trainee Driver Job Vacancies by http(m): 5:43pm On Aug 02, 2012
wowo2: This does not appear to me to be an offer for skills training or development. If it were for school leavers or undergraduates it will be a different ball game. This sounds more like the company is willing to pay more than they would a school dropout even if he is world class truck driver.
This is not a life term job, get the skill, the job and continue your job hunt. whatever anyone learn there will be useful in later job.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Group: Graduate Trainee Driver Job Vacancies by http(m): 5:23pm On Aug 02, 2012
Am not surprise with majority of the responders, Nigeria has made us all lazy, we never want to work, majority of the Graduate want white collar job; my advise is for the serious ones to take this kind of offer, slow and steady, u need money, take the job, I know where i started from and i know where i am today.

from a personal experience, after my service, i never stay home for two months, i got a job at DHL, where, dispatch, i did this for 3 months before i got my dream job in Telecom, and i know the experience at DHL helps me alot. I never stop there, i left naija and where i am today, i can tell you am half driver, half engineer. I work on site so i have to drive my work truck to site ( i mean Jeep) naija style.

When i was in Naija working in a telecom company, i have a driver that will take me to site, but here in the state, even the governor will have to drive himself, there is dignity in labour.... A responsible person starts from small and from there God takes you to your destination....

Heaven helps those who help themselve, that what the scripture says, you are your own map to success and failure, luck and God are just 2% of whatever you become in life.

From the Truck driving, you will have contacts as long as you are serious in improving your skills, and no skill is a waste, i drive myself to site and also do my job.... Lets stop this lazy backward attitude if we want to make it in life, a lot of these millionaires work like slave before they make it. Someone said Adenuga was a former Cab Driver in New York... A word is enough for the wise.
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Fraud: EFCC Withdraws Charges Against Four Suspects by http(m): 6:30pm On Jul 31, 2012
B.A.S.T.A.R.D at work, this is why Nigerians are look down on anywhere you go around the world, incompetent people with derail social, moral, psychological and pathetic ethnic and religious bigot who sees nothing in killing these thieves who have despoil us from our commonwealth.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by http(m): 10:49pm On Jul 26, 2012
The one i know for sure is Siena Auto Mechanic.

Born2fuck is Brothel Manager..
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Didnt Foresee Atta Mills Death by http(m): 9:58pm On Jul 26, 2012
MUST ALL THESE RUBBISH MAKE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE, HOW ARE THESE RUBBISH AFFECT NIGERIANS LIFE, MOD. STOP THIS UR SPIRITUAL ATTACK ON NAIRALANDERS.

STOP THIS ADVERT FOR ANYTHING SAKE. HABA! TODAY TB YARO, TOMORROW, TB JONHSON....
SportsRe: Johny Akinyemi: Nigeria's First Canoeist In The Olympics by http(m): 5:48pm On Jul 26, 2012
Wish you all the best now and beyond...
TravelRe: How Many States Have You Visited In Nigeria? by http(m): 5:10pm On Jul 14, 2012
singing kidnaper don enter Nairaland ooo! my brother check ur neighbourhood... grin grin cheesy
TravelRe: How Many States Have You Visited In Nigeria? by http(m): 5:08pm On Jul 14, 2012
bunmixtra: Lagos
Osun
Ondo
Ekiti
Niger
Kaduna
Kano
Katsina
Zamfara
Sokoto
Jigawa
Jos
Abuja
Kogi
Kwara
Edo

Ma nxt trip Wud b calabar..need to visit d east n south south soon.
U mean Shout Shout soon grin

For u information and safety, don't go near that Big Nigerian Flag o! and the creek side in Calabar, and if u are Visiting Bayelsa, leave the creek alone for boys and don't ever enter boat, abeg.. nough said.
PoliticsRe: I Am Disappointed In Jega – Oshiomhole by http(m): 5:07pm On Jul 14, 2012
Viewing this topic: intelligen(m), spokesboy, freshprince, Methodman WES, Jongrac, slimming, col.asabe, emytech, tnerro, otajipopo, amblors(m), Nosmog, cmonek(m), gambolala, 190_@(f), Chichilas, jesse8048, chima-uga(m), Dammy68, marcyemi, 0key, Adeniyi67, Horo(m), satysaca, Mikebrown, bayooooooo, fortran12, jaydeeking, Ninejaywon(m), Eleu, executinal(m), Garymotors(m), hustla242, RoddyMan(m), supoade, Jeezuzpick(m), alaoeri, scarcejobs(m), Yunfaa(m), Abali1, Jeze, maryjames9, oresajo(m), dontap, Humblesam(m), adazionkambu, Saintp(m), Valstresser, nikejoy, Dablunt(m), E nice(m), binger(m), stunt89(m), jossy26, fredmankind, Bintus2much, siddiq202(m), kokowe(m), jay-pee(f), soapdish(f), cold(m), collizo82, fashizie(m), LewsTherin, kayzaer, lumideezle(m), Onim's(f), sinaoye(m), goldenval(m), 2gbasky22(m), Lawalkay(m), Soyedele1(m), klairekk, gaphary, Henrychris, kenneth.romanus, Dr.fox(m), jintah4real(m), temmytanny(m), abbey086(m), dezzy26, Bayo Adex(m), kepsi123(m), Joel., desmondelo, www1985, PearlandWhite(m), llade(m), Ucheosefoh(m), dradoyi(m), meksroland, jugomma, chief batiatus(m), salibee, kubusify(f), kenniology(m), Imanuelle, fire4fire, chiwob(m), lovejo(m), Desluv(m), tegamans, Law prince(m), Abuja_Jobs(m), AndrewFlexx9(m), PAQ, donigspain(m), Abmalcom(m), luvmijeje(f), nelsondgod(m), Bekkichi, espn(m), Dontrapatolli(m), 2ru-talk, enemaralph, Zintos(m), Wizeboy, nikkygal(f), chukwudi44, onandon, Harvestmall, nelly4(f), pm05337, greall1, 3seriez(m), destiny10, olulove(m), Francuiz, sonyjacobs, madu101, lookmangiw(m), destinkoko, chiagozie1, benkings(m), nep2ra(m), aybaba73@yahoo.co.uk(m), dozydre, fmranky, olasmartt, ROSSIKE, Ozedy, bakila, boyendowed(m), dmitroika(m) and 195 guest(s)
TravelRe: How Many States Have You Visited In Nigeria? by http(m): 4:40pm On Jul 14, 2012
megareal: @http, chei, fear catch me for ya own na.
Ive visited;
Abuja
Lagos
Kogi
Delta
Benue
Akwa Ibom
Rivers
Cross River
Kwara
Edo
Onitsha
Imo
Abia
Enugu
Ekiti
Oyo
Kano
Guess thats good enough for a true Nigerian.
No fear, i've actually been to those places, confirm.
TravelRe: How Many States Have You Visited In Nigeria? by http(m): 3:40pm On Jul 14, 2012
The following places i have been there according to state.

Abia close to Ohafia

Enugu in Udi, Nsukka, obolo, Nkpologu

Ebonyi Ezzangbo, Nkalagu, Effium, Ugbala, Ngba along that only road like look like a u-turn.

Benue that one plenty: Otukpo, Otukpa, Gboko, Katsina-ala, Zakibiam, Aliade, Igbor, Shangev-tiev, Abakpa, Tor-Donga, Ochobo etc

Akwa-Ibom: Etinan, Eket, Ikot-Abasi, Abak, Ikot-Ubo, Azumini, Ikot-ekpene, Itu, and Uyo main town.

Nassarawa: Keffi to loko, yelwa, mada, Gitata, Panda and that Yoruba Military Barrack; chei i don forget where dem beat me, anyway along Jos road.

Taraba: Jalingo, Tafida, Ibi (no road town where R-Benue pass, Karim-lamido, Lau, Junleri, Lankoviri, Bambuka etc.

Plateau: Ikputu, Shendam, Zamko, Amper, Langtang, Pankshin, Panyam, Bembem, Jimiya, Fuskam mata, Bukuru, Mangu, Kassa etc

Adamawa: Ganye, Jimeta, Jiberu, Mubi, Uba, Michika, Mayo bani, Bazza, Shelleng, Numan etc.

Gombe: Duku, Jamari, Nafada along Potiskhum rd, Bajoga, Tula, Filiya; the road to Karim-Lamido, Garko etc.

Bauchi: Ho! my favourite state, Dass, Darazo, Gabarin, Kari, Misau, Azare, Udubo, Katagum, Bara, Alkalere, Wikki etc

Borno: Askira, Balala, Biu, Miringa, yelwa, Burma, Shani, Badir, Damboa, Bama, Gwoza, Madagali, Kunduga, Magumeri, Gubio, Zari, Damasak up to
Dusi where the border is to Niger republic, If u want pics i'll give u all.

Yobe: Potiskhum, Damaturu, Ngelzama, Zoro, Nangere, Dapchi, Gashua, Nguru, Machina-the border town to Niger-Republic.

Jigawa: Hadeija my cool town, Mallammaduri, Gumel, Ringim, Kazaure-the road to Daura in Katsina etc.

Anambra: Igbo kwenu! Okija shrine, Onitsha, Nnewi, ihiala, uli, electronic market.

Imo: my main town, Owerri, Umuduru, Etiti, Orlu, Ihuo, Obaku, and my favorite hotel

Delta: Warri, Ughelli, Oleh, Ozoro, Ashaka, Burutu, Forcados, Evremi, Abbi, kwale, Onicha, Ekuku-Agbor, Isele-uku, Asaba, Umunede, Ete-uromi,
Bojiboji Ogwashuku, Ibusa etc.

Edo: Oluku, Odigbi, Uyere, Igbogor, Orah, Siluko, sapoba, Obiaruku, Idokpa, ewohinmi, Ebelle, Ekpon, Igueden, Ehor, Irrua, Sabongida-ora, Ozalla
where young girls Unclad for festival, Ekpoma---yeee! gun, Agenebode etc.

Ekiti: Effon-alaye, ikole, ikere, ilawe, igede, ishan, Ise, Emure, Aiyede, Oye--election rigger, Omuo etc

Ondo: Idanre, Igbatoro, igbokoda, aiyetoro, Omisore, Ifetedo, Owena, Ofos, Ore,Okitipupa, Ajilete, Mahin, Ile-oluji, Owo, Idoani, Akungba, Ikare, Ifon

Oyo: Kute, Ibadan, Fiditi, Lanlate, Iseyin, Igangan, Ofiki, Ago-are, Ikoyo, Ogbomoso, Tafon, Sapeteri, Shaki, Wasinmi, Ilero, Ado-awaye, Ogbontosa.

Ogun: Oni, Omu, Odeda, Owode, olorunda, Ajebo, Iperu, Ijebus, Odogbolu, Shagamu, Alakuko, Waterside, Otta, Ifo, Oja-Odan, Imeko, Oke-odan etc.

Osun: Ede, Inisa, Ibokun, Ilesha, Ife, Ifewara, Ejigbo,Iwo, Odeomu, Ifetedo, Ipetuijesha, Oke-Imesi, Ila, Ikirun, Ilobu, Okuku, Osi etc.

Kwara: Ilorin, Offa, Ajasse, Omuaran, Petegi, Lafiaji, Shonga, Jebba, Bode-shadu etc.

Niger: Mokwa, Bida, Lemu, Wushishi, Minna,Gwada, Zungeru, Gunni, New-bussa, Pizhi, faje, Kabchi, Kontagora, Bari, Tegina, Zente, Rijau, Sarkipawa.

Kebbi: Bin-yauri, yelwa, Bagudo, Tunga-Ilela, Zaga, Jega, Birnikebbi, Masama, Argungu, Tambawel, Allero, Kamba, Zuru, Kandu, Marafa, Ribah etc.

Kano: Kano city, Wudil, Tudunwada, kibiya, Garko, Gaya, Kachako, Ajingi, Danbatta, Kabo, Gwarzo, Albasu or sometging like it etc.

Kaduna: Birni-gwarri, Ganga, Buruku, Rigacikun, Kachia, Kafanchan, Gimi, Iya-tawa, Pambeguwa,Dutsan-wai, Zaria, Lere, Doka,Ribako etc.

Katsina: Shinkafi, Yashi, Daura, Hunkuyi, Palgore, Funtua, Karfi, Faskari etc.

Zamfara: my primary assignment state before i started deploying myself round naija: Gusau, Bungudu, Maru, Talata-mafara, Bakura, Birni-magaji,
Kaura-namoda, Zurmi, Gunmi, Tsafe-Orientation camp, Maradun, Anka, Moriki, Shinkafi, Mada, Langalanga etc.

Sokoto: Sokoto, Illela, Goronyo, Kurawa, Wamako, Jabo, Rabah, Ganji, Malamawa, Yerimawa, Rafin-kudu, Sanyinan-daja etc.

Kogi: Lokoja, Ajaokuta, Ososo, Okene, Kabba, Mopa, Isanlu-esa, Koton-Karfi, Ikebe, Idah, Idibo, Eganyi etc.

Cross-River: Calabar, Uwet, Ugep, Nko, Obubra, Ikom, Nkomfap, Ogoja, Okuku, Akpakpa, Obudu, Otuk etc.

Bayelsa: Yenagoa, Amasoma, Furupa, Peniton-Island(Ezetu), Mbiama, Ayebabiri too much water i run comot.

Rivers: I have been to all the Rumus; Rumoula, Rumuokoro, Rumuigbo, Bori, Tabangh, Gokona, Ogoni, Degema, Ahoada, Obido, Abua, Opobo, Elele.

Please, dont say its a lie, cos i will tell u how to get there, either by water or road.
PoliticsRe: Gbenga Daniel: I'm Being Persecuted Like Jesus' by http(m): 5:10am On Jul 10, 2012
Hehehehe! gbenga daniel, Chairman awon olori buruku, may u rot in hell... imagine him comparing himself to Jesus when Thunder suppose to strike u immediately....anyway hell is awaiting u and all ur cohort... Danburo ba shege..
TravelRe: No Confirmation For Payment Made To SW Global LLC For Nigerian Passports by http(m): 2:00pm On Jul 09, 2012
Those guys are scammers,
NIDO brought them to Ohio, fill in the info, but wait till eternity to get the processing number that i need for the data capture and picture...
Consular officers spent less days they ought to spend,at the end i could not do it in Ohio.

Call SWGlobal for refund to my Money order, never pic calls, no mail return, nothing.

God will comllect my $65 from u guys in folds.
RomanceRe: You Can Always Have Anotrher Girlfriend And Wife, But Only One Mother For Life by http(m): 4:28am On Jul 09, 2012
The people i love most, my mother, my father and my wife....
Followed by my children, my elder siblings and my younger ones...

That is my love hierachy....

I have learn to balance the equation, i keep all at their positions.
Never be-little ur mother, father and siblings to your wife and vice versa.

When it comes to choosing which one to sent packing, its the one i have power over and that is the wife.
I have no power over my mother or father, i can send my sibling packing when i am 100% sure, but parent never....
PoliticsRe: Death Toll In Jos Village Massacre Reach 90 by http(m): 3:19am On Jul 09, 2012
Hmmm? what is really the worth of a Nigerian in his own home?
PoliticsRe: Suspected Al-qaeda Nigerian Members Arraigned In Court by http(m): 12:37am On Jul 08, 2012
all this BS make me laugh...

Nigeria, mostly dull mind aboud..

I wonder why the judge adjourned the case to october....
SportsRe: Basketball: Nigeria Vs Russia Today At 10.30pm UK Time by http(m): 9:07pm On Jul 07, 2012
[quote author=Mr..Cork]am from London. Do u people use Colour TV? undecided[/quote]mr are u thinking thru ur c.o.r.k?
NYSCRe: Why Do Females Get Job Faster Than The Males After NYSC? by http(m): 8:44pm On Jul 07, 2012
We all know the reason, they take jobs which involce contacting with the customers, front desk and any job that is not manly.

Some occupation does and never needs women, like some core construction, Implementation in constructions, commisioning, mostly engineering jobs and those that require physical strenght etc.

females are limited to whatever you can consider light....

I work in the Telecom industries, we mostly have females in the admin and some management areas, while the field operations are male dominated, talk about the pay, they earn like peanuts compare to us.
FamilyRe: What Is The Right Age To Start School? by http(m): 4:34pm On Jul 06, 2012
My wife wanted my son to start school at 2, but i refuse, due to pressure , i give in after 26month...
I think it depend on the growth of each chil, but i will like them to start at 3.
EducationRe: Do you Remember Or Used This? by http(m): 2:27am On Jul 06, 2012
yes i remember olympic exercise book.

I think 2A is for writting, it has horizontal line like regular writting books.
2B has Grids and i use solely for mathematics.
2C i can remember this.
2D is for Hand writting; mainly to perfect your writting skills.

Anyway, those are the good old days, not this generation where you find Drogba, movie stars and telenovela artist on notebooks.
TravelRe: Why Are There So Many Lizards In Nigeria? by http(m): 8:52pm On Jul 03, 2012
Cos we don't eat them, ask the Chinese?
PoliticsRe: World Bank To Support Nigeria’s Agro Sector With $500m by http(m): 3:39pm On Jul 01, 2012
When will Black Man stop taking Grant/Loan/aid from this Agent of Slavery called World Bank? when will these Bas.tard in Government stop trading our future and putting us in debt and savitude? when will these devil incanate stop leading us into more generational slavery.....

The stupidity and thieving of our fathers have course us enough genetical damage both to our brain and mind, we depend on everything foreign, we don't belief in our brain anymore...

we borrow, we cannot produce anything, we embezle the little we have and still deposite it to their bank in Europe and america...

When will Black man stop being the most folish, ignorant, naive, id.oit and backward people since the creation of man......

When will this madness stop...
PhonesRe: Why Is BlackBerry Seen As Prestigious In Nigeria? by http(m): 3:22pm On Jul 01, 2012
I don't use BB cos of the Band wagon effect in Nigeria, I use iPhone 4s even though my wife is a BB fan and uses one, for pinging forget about me, cos i don't want unnecessary wahala from pinging, i only use apps like whatsapp to chart.... so this limit the people i chart with, i like it that way.. Their is more to life than Pinging..
PoliticsRe: by http(m): 3:01pm On Jul 01, 2012
Why is GEJ still keeping mute about the sponsor of Boko Haram?

Why has no one arrested so far being prosecuted and convicted?

Why has GEJ refuse to declare his loot since it is constitutional doing so?

Why is the increase in Power Tarriff and no corresponding contant light?

Why is the President refuse to declare state of emmergency on Power?

Why are Nigerian so docile and Discombulated with cronic bigotry when it comes to calling our rullers to order and enforcing our will on them?

Why do we hate ourselves this much?

Why is IBB, OBJ, Tinubu, Atiku, GEJ, Buhari, Ekwueme, Aikhomu, David Mark, Tambuwa, Pius, Clark, and all those thieving bas.tard not in jain?
RomanceRe: Where Did You Meet Your Partner? by http(m): 2:49pm On Jul 01, 2012
on my street, asking for direction, i directed her to my house, every other things follow....
PoliticsRe: General Buhari : A Hero Or Villain by http(m): 3:29am On Jul 01, 2012
[quote author=Bélla3]^
marryin a christain makes her under him. Employing christains makes 'em servants! Like i said i dont knw him personally but base on his comments.
So, based on his statements, he is fanatic dat is a fact whether u accept or not.[/quote]And what are the statement plzz..

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 (of 21 pages)