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PhonesRe: Why Glo Will Lose The Data Wars! by hUmaneOne: 7:58am On Aug 20, 2016
iliyande:
Can you please explain further?

Why is it that it is only Glo sim that works that way? I was forced to return my glo sim into router permanently just because of that.

I don't think you can convince me about this enough for me to believe you sir, because I tried etisalat, mtn, airtel but no such issue.

I even factry-reset my tablet thinking an might have caused it, but it persist until I tried other sims.
I don't know of your current setup

I can safely assume that one is your apps is using Glo internet setup but not mtn or etisalat.

I have an app (mobdro) that only works with Glosecure apn, not gloflat nor mtn's proxy apn.it triggers agps.
The app will not work even with data on my mtn sim until I modify the default apn..
Maybe that's your issue.

Some default apps act like that too eg my HTC sense app

Even minus that, Glo has no control of your GPS, it's very amusing to see that assumption..
It's a well known feature of later Android phones from Android 5
CareerRe: Why Is Medicine Unattractive In Nigeria? by hUmaneOne: 7:28am On Aug 20, 2016
atirolu:
Handwriting?

My mother is a medical Dr but she said they where train not to make the writing visible for all expect those in that line.....reason is for self medication by some patient who might apply same drug for other sickness
Haha.. Cmon your mum didn't say that..
Doctors are trained from year 2, to take much notes and to write very fast hence the writings.its not deliberate.

Some have good writings by the way
CareerRe: Why Is Medicine Unattractive In Nigeria? by hUmaneOne: 7:25am On Aug 20, 2016
Mosthandsomeboy:
Irony ryt
Foolish uniben hall3 boy.. This your pix posting very is childish
PhonesRe: Why Glo Will Lose The Data Wars! by hUmaneOne:
Politicalidiot:
3. GPS: Remember when I said it was as if Glo owned my phone? Yea right. They had to one up themselves didn't they? Any time I put on my data connection, so would My GPS be unceremoniously turned on. I suspected foul play on Glo 's part and a simple Google search brought me to this page on NL - https://www.nairaland.com/2899604/gps-keeps-turning-automatically-after/1 confirming my suspicion. Glo was the culprit!!! Did anyone inform Glo I played Pokemon Go? Wetin person dey use GPS do for naija? I tire.

Glo seriously just had to know where I was. huh . Even if you turn it off, within a minute it was back again. And God help you if you sleep off without putting off your data. Just kiss your fully charged battery Goodbye. Especially in this era that Nepa doesn't have joyhuh


This was the last straw. I couldn't take it again (I probably will until my subscription expires Sunday. So, yes. I posted this with Glo). A bad User experience coupled with poor network? Glo is silently but surely heading for the data Gallows.
Glo puts on your GPS? Wow... Another level of ignorance


Let me help you with this..

The reason why the GPS turn on when the data is turned on is because your GPS settings is in high accuracy which makes your phone use Assisted GPS (gps with data )

If you don't want the GPS ,turn of both the GPS service And location based service.

Glo or any other provider doesnt need your GPS for anything .they already track you via triangulation from their base stations.
Car TalkRe: Toyota Camry 2001 (droplight) Vs Honda Accord 2004 (end Of Discussion) by hUmaneOne: 7:01am On Aug 20, 2016
Fogman:
What kind of comparison is this? How can you compare a 2001 car to a 2004?.
AutosRe: »»» Sold!! Sold!! Registered Rover 620si @ N450k Negotiable ««« by hUmaneOne: 6:55am On Aug 20, 2016
Just to share, I'm sure you know this car is almost the same as a Honda accord 94-96 model.?
LiteratureRe: A Client From Hell by hUmaneOne:
Nice story OP


Unfortunately, That this is on front page is terrible.the reason is because children also read NL

Yeah, on sexuality board it's okay.

Seun, this isnt fair .
I had planned that my children will have access to nairaland., but with these 2015/2016 changes, the thought never crosses my mind.


Seun , It is savage hypocrisy if you censor wordings but fail to sensor the stories on FP
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EducationRe: China Awards 24 Nigerian Students University Scholarship by hUmaneOne: 6:44pm On Aug 19, 2016
MadCow1:
If I be Fish, UNIBEN no fit fry me.. angry

Incase you don't know, UNIBEN has contacted me for a ceasefire.. But I don't negotiate with terrorists. angry
grin except you be ninjaman aka onemansquad
EducationRe: China Awards 24 Nigerian Students University Scholarship by hUmaneOne: 4:04pm On Aug 19, 2016
MadCow1:
God Bless China...
I wonder if we can Privatize UNIBEN and allow the Chinese use the place to do Poultry Business? angry
Nairaland's No 1 uniben hater. Uniben has bigger fish to fry than you
PoliticsRe: Ecowas Court Moves Kanu's Case To Another Country To Avoid Pollution Of Justice by hUmaneOne: 12:07pm On Aug 19, 2016
jonsnow12:
that word 'Afonja'makes me laugh so hard any time I see it here grin
Reminds me of a funny Sergeant afonja in 1960 movie..
CelebritiesRe: Photo: This Was A Big Boy's Room In 1997. How Time Flies by hUmaneOne: 11:48am On Aug 19, 2016
Na correct poor man.

That rechargeable lamp /radio started reigning about 2000,and at that time the big boys had 5 loader decks and ps1

Even in 1997 Sega mega drive was the in thing, not this 8bit ending man game(aka famicom)

That pix depicts a hustling guy jor
TravelRe: Lagos Ranks World’s 3rd Worst City To Live In by hUmaneOne: 8:20am On Aug 19, 2016
elldeb101:
they should tell us how boko haram has caused instability in Lagos.
I thought I was the only one who noticed this
PoliticsRe: New NDA Reloaded (Northern Deadly Avengers) Released New Photo...see by hUmaneOne:
decatalyst:
Did you just spew that from your deranged brain?

No need replying a retard who can't mind his/her business!
He meant to tell you that those NDA guys are farmers who will battle their farms and their final result will be bountiful harvest.
it's a form of sarcasm bro. Chill out
CelebritiesRe: Sira Kante Rocks Ankara Swimsuit by hUmaneOne: 3:41pm On Aug 18, 2016
But she nor enter water sha.. If not , we for see her face without make up
PoliticsRe: Fayose Blasted Sheriff After Convention Of PDP In Port Harcourt (Photos) by hUmaneOne: 11:03pm On Aug 17, 2016
Is this not the period remi sonaiya the KOWA party woman, and other parties should be more vocal to take over as opposition?

Them go later dey show face close to election
BusinessRe: Faeces Litter At Ogbete Market In Enugu by hUmaneOne: 12:28pm On Aug 17, 2016
DabuIIIT:
yes i am here,live,if theres iyagbe all over enugu,then one thing is sure,afonja plenty for enugu be dat..na dem sabi shittying well well
grin

buhari sef
I hope you're sarcastic sha.
Because it's not afonja that refused to repair the soakaway. It's their corrupt officials
BusinessRe: Faeces Litter At Ogbete Market In Enugu by hUmaneOne: 12:25pm On Aug 17, 2016
Bolustic:
Whao!!! This is surprising that the so much DEVELOPED LAND OF THE RISING SUN is like this.

Anyways, Uguwanyi is working!!!


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Even Shagari market in Sokoto isn't like this.
Most part of the north is heaven o. The contractors do not cheat their own people unlike down south. I would have even preferred to be based there if not for the religious extremism.

Most parts of the north is developed but the northerners do not make mouth.
We down south should start holding our leaders accountable instead of fighting for what is unattainable.
PoliticsRe: Army Launches Manhunt For Pro-biafra Publishers In Aba by hUmaneOne: 10:31am On Aug 17, 2016
There is need to call for a referendum.this is the most pressing need

Instead of all these fighting and arrests up and down, why not call their legislators in the NASS to arrange for one?
Must there be bloodshed to achieve that aim? I don't know why people don't learn from the past
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by hUmaneOne: 9:03pm On Aug 16, 2016
Trump is speaking the truth for God's sake,hate him or love him.

Nigerians are first class riggers.APC or PDP
CrimeRe: Undertaker Rapes Woman In Lagos, Takes Her Unclad Photos by hUmaneOne: 8:38pm On Aug 16, 2016
donbenedict:
lol well he didn't kill her.. if all criminals where given life sentences den Nigerian prisons won't be enough to contain them. The Government sees criminals as a way of getting revenue. I asked a lawyer friend of mine and he told me every bail money being decided in court are remitted to the government. I was like, no wonder these people like bail so much


U will be surprised Dat just after one or two years in prison, he may be granted bail.
Bros, they do not grant bail when a sentence has been passed.
It's only prior to the final court sentence bail can be granted
PoliticsRe: Yes, Ndi Igbo, ‘go Home’ - By Ochereome Nnanna by hUmaneOne: 10:03pm On Aug 15, 2016
limpopo:
The two of you should STOP it already.... HABA!!!
Thanks..I hope to be a peacemaker like you. Not this war craving keyboard warrior.

In case the buffoon ikechukwu or whatever doesn't know what a tissued line is , I'm off
PoliticsRe: Yes, Ndi Igbo, ‘go Home’ - By Ochereome Nnanna by hUmaneOne: 9:59pm On Aug 15, 2016
ikechu1:
I work in a hospital you fucking dumbass. Even secretary and medical assistant are too busy!!!!!!! Shit even PCA are always too busy as well and their type of nursing is nothing

Look at this fucking buffoon trying to tell me about a place I work at.

Being a psychiatric patient with access to a phone don't mean you're an employee there. Tell your doctor to increase the dosage of your medication cause the one given to you is not effective and let your therapist know you are still hallucinating. You need severe help!!!

Hospital ko, hospital ni. A hospital 'worker' that has been on here for hours grin grin grin grin grin.

See this rat....who the hell told you, I'll sit here when is time to get Biafra out of that shit country. The reason I left is because that worthless Nigeria is a shithole....when it divides, best believe I'll be there fighting if na war una choose to get my future children future secure and way from you Savage animals.
Simply get your ass back to Nigeria...your dilector needs you. grin
PoliticsRe: Yes, Ndi Igbo, ‘go Home’ - By Ochereome Nnanna by hUmaneOne: 9:54pm On Aug 15, 2016
ikechu1:
While I'm at it, learn how to fucking READ.

I said that backwards rubbish you call a country is a shithole. I didn't say hospital is a shitty business.

Learn how to read.
Learn to understand, blockhead
your sister is a nurse in Nigeria.
Nurses work in mostly hospitals in Nigeria. Nigeria has shitty hospital business.

Meaning your sister is part of a shitty hospital business.


You ever went through college?..you know they do logic 101 eh. grin

Come back home and clamor for IPOB.I would applaud you.
Just don't force us to join you.

Oops I didn't mention my mum is from Oshimili North?
PoliticsRe: Yes, Ndi Igbo, ‘go Home’ - By Ochereome Nnanna by hUmaneOne: 9:39pm On Aug 15, 2016
ikechu1:
Nobody that works in hospital is on NL during work hours due to too much work to be doing. Janitor wishing to be something. Get out attache by force goat.

Is it only hospital, you also work in the moon.

As for meds..do you mind lending yours? Actually forget it, it obviously do not work Considering your psychotic ass is still hallucinating.
Your deluded ass thinks a hospital is all about work,work, work,without rest. You don't consider that some persons specialise in sitting in a swivel chair entering figures in a pc ,or having a less busy ward , or even reply nutheads like you from multitasking positions.

Get an education brah.you're lost .

Stop craving a war you cannot fight.it's your brothers and old parents down here @ Asaba who will be massacred by the joyless NA
PoliticsRe: Yes, Ndi Igbo, ‘go Home’ - By Ochereome Nnanna by hUmaneOne: 9:20pm On Aug 15, 2016
ikechu1:
grin grin grin grin grin

This wannabe urhobo slowpoke is claiming to be working at a hospital as well? As what? A janitor? Cause I know nurses, doctors, pharmacist or any other employees are TOO BUSY to waste time on NL during work hours.

Fucking buffoon. I work at a hospital you nitwit with so yes I know the hospital business and on top of that my sister is a nurse in that Nigeria so I know that worthless, shithole countries hospital business as well.

Fucking clown..Not only are you a wannabe attache by force to delta south, you want to be attached by force to hospital as well.

What a worthless joke!!! Dumb@ss animal
You need meds seriously. Preferably antipsychotics.

Hospitals are shitty businesses which unfortunately, your sister partakes in.
Even a doctor,lagusta has been an NL mod.

You're clamoring for war which you going to fight with your note 5 keyboard from probably Amelika..
PoliticsRe: Yes, Ndi Igbo, ‘go Home’ - By Ochereome Nnanna by hUmaneOne: 9:14pm On Aug 15, 2016
cheruv:
Only urhobos would've the temerity to speak for Igbos of the SS...which in itself is an abomination!! angry
ND should give up all SS Igbo lands and stop speaking for SS Igbos!! undecided
Okay o.I hear you. You didn't hear Dr Okowa's speaking out.

TravelRe: Immigration Delaying My Passport In Lagos. Help Please, Is Nigeria This Bad? by hUmaneOne: 9:07pm On Aug 15, 2016
aloziedaya:
Help Please, Is Nigeria This Bad?

I seriously can't explain this. My Nigerian passport expired and I applied for reissue at the Nigerian Immigration Service in Lagos. On application the officers told me it will take 3 to 7 working days to be ready. I couldn't believe now that close to 2 months I'm yet to collect this passport. Anytime I go to the immigration office, they will just tell me that it is not yet ready, that I should continue trying my luck by checking often.
Please, what do I do? I need to travel with my passport.
I made the requested payment of N28,000.
I am really stranded here.
I renewed mine in 4hours with 25k in Asaba,
That 25k was for express service sef.
You've been scammed,I think
PoliticsRe: Yes, Ndi Igbo, ‘go Home’ - By Ochereome Nnanna by hUmaneOne: 8:57pm On Aug 15, 2016
limpopo:
Seriously, your posts makes me laugh out loud.... I believe the population of Yoruba's are in Tens of Millions in Nigeria, IF NOT MORE......

and how many do we have here on Nairaland..... just a microscopic FEW...

So based on what so of them say here on Nairaland, you believed, you av heard/ seen it all or knows about them all..

Let's stop dis crazy GENERALIZATION...

Even Jesus had JUST 12 DISCIPLES, and there was ONE Judas........ Now we are talking of Millions of people..

All tribes have these sets of people, you can't do without them...

So, My VEXED FRIEND!!!! Don't play HOLY with your SPEECH or TRIBE.. they are everywhere....

I Just Hope you get the harmless Information am trying to pass across
Such a calm and intelligent fellow.
It takes grace to be calm like you in this era of craze
PoliticsRe: Yes, Ndi Igbo, ‘go Home’ - By Ochereome Nnanna by hUmaneOne: 8:52pm On Aug 15, 2016
ikechu1:
I got Samsung note 5 you slowpoke !!!! That is the latest phone by Samsung. Not only that, I don't even live in that shithole Nigeria so I actually have the REAL thing, not a fake Chiko kind.

Attached is an image of the phone.....your photos hopped rubbish ain't shit!!!!

Oh yeah you at work at 8pm in Nigeria...the nation filled with nothing but criminals. Who the f2k you think you lying to
Keyboard warrior.. I greet you.

You're not even in Nigeria but you're crying more than the bereaved.
I work at 8pm yeah. Ever being to any hospital by 8pm? Your retarded grey matter need your meds to know that health workers can be on duty at night even till daybreak in any part of the world ,from Massachusetts General Hospital to Ajegunle Health centre.

Your owning a note 5 and not haven seen your keyboard options for accents confirms your dull brain.
PoliticsRe: Yes, Ndi Igbo, ‘go Home’ - By Ochereome Nnanna by hUmaneOne: 8:37pm On Aug 15, 2016
ikechu1:
Laughable that this "urhobo" wannabe can't even understand the shit given. Did I ask you to give me whatever crap you copied from a urhobo teaching website?

Let me make it easy for your useless attache by force ass, the accents in each words, albeit used in the letter for almost every African language (yes it is found in other African language as well..igbo included), the accent letters on the other hand is not a common letter on any keyboard on any phone, laptop or desktop. You literally have to go extra mile to get those shit unless copied from an online dictionary translator or online translator.

Again, attache by force goat....Face your worthless, backwards southwaaste village instead attache by force to Delta trying to start problems and create hatred between communities. Coward ass. #spits on your misrable baboon face again
Here is my phone..it has all the accents.

Unfortunately you're both a lowlife and a poverty striken dude who cannot afford a decent phone but instead of holding government accountable,keeps seeking for a repeat of 1966 massacre.
I'm @ work/on call but a little free..so this can continue till you're tired.dumbass

PoliticsRe: Yes, Ndi Igbo, ‘go Home’ - By Ochereome Nnanna by hUmaneOne: 8:22pm On Aug 15, 2016
ikechu1:
Urhobo ko, Urhobo, ni. Cowards ass monkey.

Like I once told the other wannabe "urhobo" who used online dictionary to try and fake being urhobo by writing in the lauguage...next time you want to pretend to be urhobo, REMOVE the accents in the words you copied in effort to pretend to be WTF you are not.

This dawòn and this gives your ass way. Goats.
Fucking yoloba monkey!!!!!

Like I said earlier, NEVER drag us in your hatefilled, bigotry nonsense. #spits on your face.
You're so ignorant .i am sure you don't even know how to speak/ write your own language.meaning you have a lost root, yet you want a country of your own.
Urhobo vovels are
A e è i ò o u
2 letters are accented.
Try pronouncing No and Nor. In Urhobo its spelling is No and Nó
Dumbass. grin

I can speak and write both your language and mine.. Ignorant buffoon
PoliticsRe: Yes, Ndi Igbo, ‘go Home’ - By Ochereome Nnanna by hUmaneOne: 8:08pm On Aug 15, 2016
ikechu1:
It does not take a f2kimg genius to know that neither one of you are deltans. The second I see "deltans" talking about "Igbo are not in delta" and speaking about Biafra even when it does even have anything to do with the topic and always talking about ss hates a igbo and loves yoloba plus the account opened this year it points to one thing and that I'd is in fact YOLOBA. Once never seen a tribe so cowardly as you lots

I have NEVER seen a tribe as disgusting and despicable as you lots. I swear to God if given a chance to kill you f3kers, I'll do it proudly cause I've NEVER in my life seen a fucking animals that try desoerarely try to create problems for brothers like my miserable animals #spits on una faces.

I didn't even plan to speak on this thread but upon seeing you miserable, worthless, cowardass tribe always dragging anioma onto una tribalists induced Savage bigotry under the pretence of "WE SS, we deltans" that is when I got a problem

Nigga I'm Anioma, Asaba precisely and I am a proud fucking igbo and biafran. I don't recall ANYTIME we asked you misrable animals from southwaaste to speak for us. I don't recall anytime we did an interview and included you morons as our voice . I don't know what makes you yoloba cowards think you have the right to speak for any part of anioma. We hate you morons!!!

I wish to God I wish a war will break out in Nigeria, cause I would join whatever group is going after you things cause I am fucking tired of a shitfilled, worthless community that tries desperately to create aniomsity your between brothers. You people disgusting you are worst that the most disgusting animal on this planet #spit on your faces
I'm a full born urhobo.
I also stayed /schooled 4yrs in Onicha-olona,near issele-uku in Anoicha North .a model secondary school precisely.
I know the people, speak their language and understand their analogy. Thy are peaceful people ,not one of you fvcking sellouts spoiling for war

Stop calling Yoruba when they are not the problem.you are the problem

I do not hate the igbo's.my fiance is igbo, I have good igbo friends my problem with the biafra fanatics is trying to involve others in their war.fight your war yourself and don't involve us. If the country dare separates will will better have ND republic and not huddle with the Biafrans

Do you think the ika people will willingly enter a country where majority is igbo and they are relegated to be background the same way Hausa's are today to Nigerians?

First its akwa ibom,cross river, now parts of delta

As for a war.
Wö da dawòn , we ghwe kufia.. Translated from Urhobo:,if even attempt it,you die worthlessly.

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