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Christianity Etc › Re: Which One Do You Open First In The Morning? Ur Bible/quran Or Ur Phone? by hummerwise(m): 11:57am On Sep 13, 2014
Dayjhihannon01: kei... You too like food ooo... grin grin
Bros I swear u get am
Christianity Etc › Re: Which One Do You Open First In The Morning? Ur Bible/quran Or Ur Phone? by hummerwise(m): 10:50am On Sep 13, 2014
Dayjhihannon01: Poooot? To check what?
To check 4 leftover grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Which One Do You Open First In The Morning? Ur Bible/quran Or Ur Phone? by hummerwise(m): 8:14am On Sep 13, 2014
My pot to check... huh
Celebrities › Re: Bet You Didn't Know These? by hummerwise(m): 11:50pm On Sep 12, 2014
This is the kinda stuff I luv 2 read..Our own 'Did you knw'




Bigups Op...
Celebrities › Re: 9ice Ex-wife, Toni-payne-fire-these-shots-at-9ice by hummerwise(m): 11:24pm On Sep 12, 2014
In as much as we knw she has said the truth..
But the fact still remain that
She wouldn't av said this if she was still wif 9ice,,



My opinion tho....
Phones › Re: MTN Subscribers, Don't Receive A Call From 0757. by hummerwise(m): 10:17pm On Sep 12, 2014
deeobserver209: MTN ripping Nigerians off since 25BC.
I like ur comment o bros!
But lie dey inside
Na like 11yrs ago Mtn land dis country.
Me no sabi wea u see 25BC huh huh
Romance › Re: My Tenant Has Finish All The Varslean In My Shop. by hummerwise(m): 7:51pm On Sep 12, 2014
TrollMan: Fvck You..!
Sho!!
Bros u harsh oo...
Abi na u dey buy the vaselines? huh huh grin grin
Romance › Re: My Tenant Has Finish All The Varslean In My Shop. by hummerwise(m): 7:47pm On Sep 12, 2014
Its none of ur biz wah he does wif the vaseline, wen u no be him mama,,
U shud be concern on how he's gonna start buying cartons of the vaseline so that ur market can move and make ur money.


#advice
Travel › Re: 44 Countries You Can Travel To With No Visa From Nigeria. by hummerwise(m): 6:00pm On Sep 12, 2014
kiowy: Georgia good nau
Bros liv that tin..Remember nufin good comes easy..
How am I sure, Tins worst than Ebola are not present there..
Like they say, THe Devil U knw, is better than the angel ur meeting for the 1st time
Travel › Re: 44 Countries You Can Travel To With No Visa From Nigeria. by hummerwise(m): 5:15pm On Sep 12, 2014
hustla: Maldives?
Fiji Island
Barbados?
Mauritius
Mauritania?
Kenya
Seychelles?

you no go?
obviously you don't know much Lol
Bros liv that tin..
How am I sure, Tins worst than Ebola are not present there..
Like they say, THe Devil U knw, is better than the angel ur meeting for the 1st time
Travel › Re: 44 Countries You Can Travel To With No Visa From Nigeria. by hummerwise(m): 2:57pm On Sep 12, 2014
bxcode: Even Maldiveshuh
Bros liv that tin..
How am I sure, Tins worst than Ebola are not present there..
Like they say, THe Devil U knw, is better than the angel ur meeting for the 1st time
Travel › Re: 44 Countries You Can Travel To With No Visa From Nigeria. by hummerwise(m): 11:07pm On Sep 11, 2014
All dis countries?
hmmmmmm
Even tho dem dash me d ticket i no dey go
Health › Re: 9 Things You May Not Know About Sperm by hummerwise(m): 9:10pm On Sep 11, 2014
cheesy Feel so much relax wif no.3
that mins afta each withdrawal and directing the nuzzle somewea else doesnt min the sperm is bin wasted...
correct!!! cheesy
Music/Radio › Re: Comedy Happy Hour With De-don On Rainbow94.1fm 4-6pm by hummerwise(m): 4:39pm On Sep 11, 2014
ochuko's corner cracking ma ribs
Romance › Re: What Will U Do If U Have Already Held This Babes Hand To Toast Her (pictures) by hummerwise(m): 2:46pm On Sep 11, 2014
Oh! Devil get behind undecided undecided
Education › Re: The Top 15 Most Expensive Countries In The World To Get An Education by hummerwise(m): 2:35pm On Sep 11, 2014
my country Nigeria 9ja no dey dea? huh huh
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Ethiopian Girls Who Insert Plates In Lips To Be More Attractive by hummerwise(m): 3:58pm On Sep 10, 2014
naijahot: The nature of beauty is one of the most fascinating riddles of life. Is beauty universal? How do we know it?
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For example in the Ethiopian Suri tribe an enormous plate implanted in a girl’s lip is considered to be a sign of beauty.
The Suri tribe belongs to Surma family that also includes Mursi and Me’en.
Piercing and lip plates are a strong part of the Suri culture.
https://img.naij.com/n/04/3/article-2608843-1d368b3700000578-666_634x781.jpg

At the point of puberty most women have their bottom teeth removed in order to get their lower lip pierced.
Once the lip is pierced, it is then stretched and a lip plate is then placed in the hole of the piercing.
Having a lip plate is a sign of beauty and the bigger the plate, the more cattle the woman is worth.
https://img.naij.com/n/05/f/450px-mujer_mursi_5.jpg
When the woman are ready to get married, her father can demand 40 cows for a small plate and 60 for a larger one.
Men on the other hand paint their bodies and participate in stick fighting.

It is a way for young men to prove themselves to the young women.
Many stick fights end within the first couple of hits.

Stick fighting has proven to be dangerous because people have died from being hit in the stomach.
Since stick fighting draws a large audience, it becomes a threat of danger.
Shooting can easily break out and this seems to be the new trend for young Suri men; using guns instead of sticks.INCREDIBLE PHOTOS: See Girls Who Beautify Themselves With Plates Implanted In Lips
It is still unknown why and how lip plates came to be used.
One theory says lips plates were used to discourage slave owners from taking the women who had them. In recent years, some young women are refusing to have their lips pierced.

See more on http://www./2014/09/shocking-photos-of-ethiopian-girls-who.html
Waht is this!! huh huh
Thank God am a Nigerian smiley
Pets › Re: Meet The World’s Best Trained Dog, He Drives, He Harvests… by hummerwise(m): 2:16pm On Sep 10, 2014
If d dog like make e go market go buy ponmo wey nig fg wan ban..


Na dog e go everly be..
Education › Re: SEE How This Beautiful Girl Was Humiliated In Public [photo] by hummerwise(m): 11:39am On Sep 10, 2014
I swear there is nufin provocative/rong wif this dress,

Thank God I neva attended a private uni, Frustration and mumunism go don kee me, undecided undecided

That Fat miss 2mins to pretty on the right, on her mind she'll be like 'I wish I had this shape'.....can see jealousy written all over her face..Watersoakbread oshi undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Thread For Nairaland Vine Watchers by hummerwise(m): 11:18pm On Sep 09, 2014
who said so? am a proud public uni graduate and i do watch too...
Christianity Etc › Re: "Why Is 'The Devil Made Me Do It' Not A Valid Excuse?" by hummerwise(m): 4:50pm On Sep 09, 2014
OLAADEGBU: Could that be the reason for the adage: 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop'?
GBAM!
Phones › Re: Why You Didn't Receive Your Own Free 1gb From Mtn by hummerwise(m): 2:53pm On Sep 09, 2014
bonaventure73: olodo re-read the topic... Olodo reread the topic... Olodo.. Re_read the topic
bros y ur blood dey hot na

i think u dont even understnd wah yu posted alrdy.....


u confusing ursef and not us....
APA!
Christianity Etc › Re: "Why Is 'The Devil Made Me Do It' Not A Valid Excuse?" by hummerwise(m): 2:49pm On Sep 09, 2014
because if u dont already av it mind, d devil can neva tempt yu and and make yu do it...
Politics › Re: Help! We Are Losing The War Against Boko Haram - From Vanguard News! by hummerwise(m): 2:32pm On Sep 09, 2014
thiz pple don start again...vanguard and negative news undecided



i dont like politics but am beginning to feel vanguard is nw bin use as medium of proganda
Phones › Re: Why You Didn't Receive Your Own Free 1gb From Mtn by hummerwise(m): 2:13pm On Sep 09, 2014
dont think this is true tho, 4 d past 6months nw av bin on non-stop bbplan, and i avnt bin givn the free data
Forum Games › Re: The Hilarious Picture Game by hummerwise(m): 10:47pm On Sep 08, 2014
The other side of futuballu

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Isreali Soldiers And Palestinians You Never See by hummerwise(m): 12:07pm On Sep 08, 2014
gunuvi: you are on point. including those useless propagandists called Sahara reporters shm
In some genuine news I read 4rm different sources, Sahara reporters report virtually almost the opposite everytym, this gat me wondering
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Isreali Soldiers And Palestinians You Never See by hummerwise(m): 10:37am On Sep 08, 2014
The press always fEed. Us wah we wanna read and hear in other 2 make their news more interestin 2 read..thereby ignoring the hate and stone mind they might be planting in pple's mind




Sometimes I feel, the press contribute 20% to the causes of war in the world...Especially the US press, they just knw how to exaggerate tins
Politics › Re: Top 10 Most Powerful Armies In The World by hummerwise(m): 11:34pm On Sep 07, 2014
Tolexander: i too dey wonder where Nigeria dey o!

With that huge amount spent on military and the presence of these charms in our individual arsenal;

aluwo(charm to make someone fall after being hit),
agbefuye(lightening charm),
olonde(charm that makes one to lose one's sense after being hit),
gbekude(death ceasing),
afeeri(disappearing charm),
kanako(distance shortening charm)
egbe(air flight charm without using jet, chopper or plane),
amudo(bleeping charm)
tude(loose bondage)
ewon sanpona(small pox handcuff)
okigbe(cutlass proof)
ayeta(bullet proof)
Bros! Am sure ur proudly a babalawo pikin grin
Celebrities › Re: See The ‘world’s Smallest House’ Which Costs A Whooping N77 Million (photos) by hummerwise(m): 11:01pm On Sep 07, 2014
Wetin happen na from inside the house dem wan pass reach heaven? undecided undecided undecided
Education › Re: .g sexzskil's life! by hummerwise(m): 10:51pm On Sep 06, 2014
I wonder why there are no bodies checking the excesses of those lecturers...

Sumtyms if you hear dea stories of tins they do and there freewill 2 do waheva dey like,YU Go fear God

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