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Me were no sabi swim,
Go just go find pesin were go help save Juliet Ibrahim for me

Dominicah:
Pls throw more light

Sister we no get light here oh, when Nepa give us light,
I go throw am come your side

Even armed robber dey pay tithe and Pastor sef dey thief Church money carry buy Motor and House,
Nobody holy pass,
If ashawo wan pay tithe,
Make she pay am abeg,
Afterall, no be say dem go use Bullion van send the tithe go heaven,
Na Pastor go still chop am

Sister Lis mate no be Facebook oh Na 2go

Davash222:
Iyanya, I know this would be hard for you to digest but I still have to let you know...




THIS IS A STEP DOWN!!!!

no be only step down na Upstair
For your information,
Even Rihanna were her net worth pass Don Jazzy's and the whole Mavin crew combined dey under Jay Z's record label (Def Jam),
To dey under record label no mean say you be pesin boy,
Na mutually beneficial relationship e be.

Na true were our people dey talk say na,
Money dey make man fine

Dem don come again with another lie

Because you are rich?,
Grandpa Anenih can you give us a list of your companies you made your "riches" from?

My Oga, Davido finally employ you as him gateman?

Vision4God:
O God arise let thy enemies b scattered

Ogah,
Where you wan make God rise go again nah?,
Him been dey sleep?

This US election don open many fake prophets yansh,
Oga Tuberculosis Joshua,
Go and sit down.

Abeg make una leave that man, Make him chop in peace.
If to say I been near am
I for join am follow chop sef

Oga fake prophet, go and sit down abeg
You talk say na Hillary Clinton go win, Donald Trump come win,
I no need Phd to sabi say your prophecy was false nah.

Bros, Na people like you Ambode dey find to employ as graduate Bus conductors nah,
Apply now before dem sell your slot give pesin oh

Thunder fire Hillary Clinton and Trump,
Instead of una to think of how we go take bring down price of garri here,
Una dey do fake votes for people were no go help us.
Na so una been do for Obama, some of una even been wan contribute campaign money send for am sef,
And how did he pay us back?
Not only did he refuse to visit Nigeria,
But came to Kenya to preach on why we should allow gay marriage.

MizMyColi:
Lol

I haven't checked his profile, but seems Bossmd used to be very vocal against Tecno.

Seeing him praise the P6+ like this gives me a sense of fulfillment because, though I may never use P6+.....he has confirmed that I did not hail that device in vain.

sister, no be today I know say you dey work for tecno nah,
I been don out you since before you even post that fake story of 'em dashing you phone.
How I take know all this?,
I been dey work for CIA

DrayZee:
Person open University...
People paying the fees are not complaining,
Children going to the school are not complaining,
Even the church members you guys are allegedly campaigning for are not complaining,

So, what is your own?

Bros respect yourself nah,
Wetin you mean by pesin open University?,
Oyedepo salary plus pension the time were him be lecturer fit open secondary school?.
No be members tithes, offerings and seeds dem use open dat University,
If the majority of the members of his church,
No fit afford the fees of a church owned school, is it fair?
My only problem with am been say him dey take Bible and Jesus name run him scam,
Na him make I respect Yahoo boys sef pass am

Ifeanyi4491:
Swansea are so awful that even Pogba and Ibrahimovic are scoring against them.. that's what happens when you appoint some random yank as your manager

I bet you are not even watching the match,
Pogba's goal is a contender for goal of the season,
Even Manuel Neuer couldn't have saved it

Rip to Mr Dennis.
Every time I hear or read about someone dying,
It always reminds me of my own Mortality
The fact that death doesn't care about how young, religious or good mannered you are, always scares me

Nigerians matter don tire me sha,
When you no get money,
The look down on you, and disrespect you,
When you finally make money,
Begin show dem say you don arrive,
Dem begin dey yab you say you dey show off Ill gotten wealth, you get poverty mentality etc

Chepy1:
Firstly I would like to say this thread isn't necessarily meant for everyone. Its specially meant for my Nairaland guys who are struggling so hard to make it in life. Its a thread to encourage hustlers. Never give up on your hustle no matter your current situation.

So today I was going through my old pictures and saw my really ones and was amazed how my life changed. I wasn't born from a poor neither should I say from a rich family. My family was an average well to do family, but i wasnt able to get all what i wanted especially in my school days so was my sister. My mum would struggle so hard to make life comfortable for us but the government wouldn't make that really possible because they were always been owed salaries. And been the eldest I felt the burden to help her, my sis and myself. But it wasn't easy at all especially doing that while studying. I remember back in school nobody wanted to associatewith me because they felt I was a nobody, but I kept hustling, my books and my laptop became my companions, wasn't easy combining school and work 2geda.I started making little monies from my 200 level, 2nd semester. I kept it on till I graduated and had full time and focused on my work for full-time basis.

Today the story is all different, I live good life, so is my mum and my sis. I'm been paid in dollars and now the girls are flocking around, so too is the money, I'm moving higher each passing day. I own cars and I have my own house too...To all guys hustling out there, never give up on your hustle because it will definitely pay someday.

oga my name na Thomas,
From dis pictures, I no see any evidence say na you get those cars with the house nah,
My pal Bashir, were dey follow me do Gateman don snap pictures for houses and near cars were fine pass dis one nah, upload for Instagram
Bros, how you dey take make your own "dollars"?

Girl were don make money go always talk say I can't marry a poor Man,
But Rich man no get any qualms about marrying a poor broke girl

Oga why actor go kill badman before film end nah?,
Nobody go dey pay to watch him movies again nah
Badman must dey alive, without that,
There will be no need for actor nah

Army now never see Kcee wear full army camouflage from head to toe? ,
For just small fake camouflage cap were I wear,
Army men make me swim for gutter water

Story story

Abeg make dem bring dis kind promo come Naija now,
For less than the price of IPhone 7(500k),
Many of us no go only change our names,
But our Nationality

In this era of people looking for Internet stardom,
I no trust this guy story
So he should provide me with the following if he wants me to believe his story
1)a picture of him in the car before the accident
2)a video of him getting out of the damaged car after the accident
3)a picture of onlookers and those who came to his rescue after the accident

Tell that Man say like the rest of us,
his death was only postponed not cancelled
When him time reach,
Him go follow die

Clerverly:
Nobody Fights Government, And Wins...If You Are In Doubt....Ask Nnamdi Coward And His Ipob Vandals!

Oga na true you talk oh
Dat una zombie academy still dey accept new applications?
I been wan apply oh
I no wan fight the dullard with hunger for belle again.

Pastor chopping their money and pussy since 1759,
Instead of me to dash Pastor money,
I go carry am go play Nairabet.