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Entrepreneurs like Elumelu dey talk,
Even Folurunsho Alakija were IBB dash oil well were she take hamma billions dey follow talk,
Sister no do me vex oh,
If we were in a Sane country,
You could have been stripped of not only those oil wells,
But all the earnings you made from it

How poor man go take follow chop,
When the rich always marry the rich?

Fake Pastor
Shut up your mouth dia

Lie to me

acenazt:
Una go open mouth wen Una hear say Linda don turn my baby mama

My guy go find work do.

Lagos state dey find graduate Bus conductors oh

Make the man shut up abeg,
Him think say, him dey talk to small Pikin?

Congrats bro.
Na the same thing do me last year,
As I been dey wait for my Hiv test result for hospital,
Na so my body dey shake like pesin were get high fever,
As the woman just comot come tell me say na negative
I smile like those two people for Oxford biscuit packet,
Thank the woman join

Like this phone you are "in charge"
We just dey wait make your battery full in 2019 "
So that we go comot you from socket

Wherever two or more Zombies are gathered,
Lies will be told and a photographer will always take their picture

Abeg, wetin be dis guy occupation sef?

Mr John Oyegun
E be like say,
Your God and my God no be the same oh,
Cos, My own God no send am work oh

Tiwa savage is good
Am a fan,
If she dey find Sugarboy,
Abeg make una inform me

The dullard wan put Nigeria in eternal debt before we vote am out in 2019,
All the trillions were him talk say him recover
Him use am play football bet?

A politician rewarding a loyal thug

Lol

Small time,
All those guys were dey call MMM, Money making machine,
Go dey call am, My Money Miss

Who King don help?
Na dis kind thing make Rick Ross talk say,
We talking money here you talking nonsense

People dey always like say,
No peace for the wicked,
But dat one na lie for Naija,
Cos for here,
Na d wicked dey enjoy pass

Mr Fayemi,
Who you dey help were make you talk say, you cannot be distracted?
Abeg, go give account of wetin you use Ekiti people 40billion do

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Even your Crush get him own crush,
Flavour sef get another chick him him dey crush on

Behind every protest in Nigeria,
There is always a sponsor.
I dey suspect say na Amaechi sponsor dis ones

Where dem from?

D way chelsea fans just dey celebrate dis win dey funny me,
Una never win any title yet oh,
Na just Man United una win abeg

omenka:
The word curse in the dictionary ought to be replaced by PDP.

For instance: Wailers are cursed PDP'd to remain miserable for the rest of their lives.

What a shame.

Fashola the Apc ex Governor now a Minister spent 75million on creating a website
Maybe Zombies are cursed to be blind to reason.
Fact is,
Apc and PDP is just a difference In name,
The all steal the same way.

As long as she is selling the child to people who are willing to take care of him,
I see nothing wrong with it

If army spokesman tell you say no one is missing,
Just sabi say, someone is missing

Kingsley10000:
its apparent the corruption and massive looting of funds orchestrated by pdp for the past 16yrs is what led us to this economic leaching ...alas,Nigerians hate being told the truth

Your truth is not my truth,
I hate being told your truth, but I love being told my truth,
And here is my truth,
The Dullard grandpa is a confused mammal who is responsible for what we are going through
Even his wife will agree with my truth

Cutehector:
But the bible negates such reasoning...




We get it all wrong when we think American laws should be adopted in Nigeria. Yes, women have the right to kick out their husbands over there should they be found wanting, or choose to answer their father's name when still married.


But in Nigeria that is not the case.


We have a systematic tradition and no matter how westernization/globalization tries to encroach into it, it will just never prevail.



Even if I were to marry Linda Ikeji, I won't settle for moving into her house. That's the main reason why she ain't married! No man wants to settle for that! Simple.

use Bible as excuse when it suits you,
That girlfriend were dey give you Bj and good sex every Thursday,
Bible approve of am?

Blah blah blah
Mr Amaechi leave Big English first,
We know say you been don try to bribe the judge,
But we also know that you are one of the untouchables now,
Even if dem bring Evidence say you been kill pesin now,
Buhari no go gree jail you

When Okorocha won the election,
We all thought that he was going to be a good leader, that will bring real change and development to Imo
Now we know,
Like his master Buhari,
He only came to make things worse

When only one game cut your 12 combo ticket of 10million