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As usual the Zombies have come in here blowing the Dullard's trumpet,
The Dullard is planning to spend 115million on foodstuffs for himself and his family for this year,
And is giving the poorest Nigerian households 5k a month,
The poorest household go even collect 5k a month for their whole lifetime,
E no go even reach 10% of wetin the Dullard wan spend on foodstuff for a year
To add to that,
How did the even come up with a list of poorest households?,
I bet majority of this 5k will be going to Politicians and their families

sarrki:
ED of wailers

As you can see that this guy's are criminals

Your hero really messed up

The reason wailers keep supporting him is the hatred for buhari

mention one Politician for Apc were no be thief?,
Allison Maduakwe has been made the Poster Girl of corruption while the are others in this country,
That have stolen more Government money than her
Nobody tell Buhari make him no fight corruption,
But we are against a selective corruption fight

All Politicians are corrupt,
Buhari jail Allison Maduakwe,
Also jail Babachir Lawal and Tinubu,
and Atiku and Saraki,
Nothing dey pain thief pass to see fellow thief were don even thief pass am, dey answer Honourable,
While him dey jail
I have no problem with your corruption fight,
But all thiefs should be equal before the law,
That's both Apc thief and PDP thief

No be dis same Tekno were sing,


Banana banana oh, I wanna take you away?

toby2:
Femi just sang rubbish sha, nd e pain me...

#bringBackOurFela

oga wetin you dey talk sef?,
I never see Femi Kuti perform before or hear him songs,. But i was pretty impressed with his performance and lyrics,
Abi na different performance you dey watch?

Dis Caf dey craze oh, Which wan come be referee of the year again?

Asisat don win am

E no fit man, Suit and tie for fit am sef pass

Reekado Banks singing Oluwa Ni, Dem even cut him performance for middle, Bring on what girl like that were i no even sabi

That co-host Mimi Fawaz is so pretty, When i get money, Na dat kind woman i wan marry

Mumu drug smugglers
If there is what i hate more than a criminal, it's an unintelligent criminal


I'm trying to smuggle drugs worth 1.5billion,


Why i no go settle Ndlea airport officials with 100million?,


Na thief were wan chop alone were dem dey fast catch

Airforce1,


If to say I been dey dia,


I for ask you say,


Na now your mumu start,


Or were you born this way?

That guy no get sense,



Na dis kind advisers make my Papa,
Even with his brokeness,


Marry,

Come born me and four other children
food for house come be struggle,


And school fees come be war


Girls of this our indomie generation no dey like our Mamas oh,


Dem no wan suffer with poor man
Marriage and love dey sweet when money dey

N163.5m on computer software acquisition ?
Am not "understanding", 163.5m naira on software? Abi Efcc wan build their own Facebook? No be just Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint and some other Accounting and Presentation software dem dey use?

This is really tragic
May their souls rest in peace
This is one of the reasons i trust no one,
When it comes to the issue of money,

Even if you be Pastor sef

I feel like killing somebody

This kidnappers no get joy oh, Dem no even wait make new year even start sef, I pray the monarch is found and released safe and sound

happney65:
We Humans can never be satisfied..Obama played the Good Boy all these while,showing us that America cant be the World's Police..He was called a Lame duck president because he did not believe in the use of force..Now with glaring evidence,Obama decides to wield the Big Stick with overwhelming support from both sides Republicans and democrats.Infact the GOP would even do more than this if they where in Obama's shoes..Now Obama reacts and we say he is losing it..Our case is like a woman you overpet and which she ends up taking you for granted,by the time you react she would claim you dont love her..

If Putin has reacted we would have called obama weak,now he could not react because he was hit below the belt,we claim he is being smart...Putin is the biggest fool,You know he is trying to do the same thing to Germany?Jan is almost here and trump would be president,you shall all see..

Btw,You know Trump is even sitting on the fence on this..He did not condemn this the way he condemned the UN resolution against Isreal..

"Obama played the Good boy all this while"?
"He was called a lame duck because he doesn't believe in force"?
Dude do you even know what you are talking about?
The same Obama that brought his Nato allies along for the destruction of Libya and murder of Gaddafi, Is the Man you say doesn't believe in force?
Just last month, he granted a waiver for more arms to be sent to Jihadists a.k.a moderate rebels in Syria,
Is selling arms to Saudi Arabia to bomb Yemen,
Are this the actions of a President who wants world peace?

Mr Bisi just shut up abeg,
Maybe you haven't been in a position were you are broke, sick and helpless before, that's why you are saying this
A celeb who has 1million in his account, falls sick, Goes to a Hospital and is diagnosed with cancer,
He is referred to a specialist hospital in India,
And it will cost him 6million,
Why won't he try to get help anywhere he can, so that he can be cured and healthy again?

Explorers keep up the good work,
All your topics are supposed to be on the frontpage,
But it seems Nairaland is now competing with Linda Ikeji for celebrity gossip and Instagram pictures

Pathetic Obama, Putin showed him who is Boss by not retaliating Thank God his 8yrs of destruction and hypocrisy is soon going to be over

Oluwa burna my guy, I want to be like you when I grow up

Ishilove:
He makes today's drug dealers seem like learners.

Sister, Escobar dey learn work where I dey oh,
I don make more than 1trillion selling igbo(weed) from my backyard here in Calabar
I for don buy private jet since
Na just to say, I no dey like show myself

I see

This is how the mind of a typical Buhari supporter works,
He tries to justify the evil and poor policies of the Dullard that has put us in this situation, by comparing what is happening in Nigeria with other oil producing, Leaving out major facts about those countries
In Saudi Arabia, healthcare and education is totally free for it Citizens,
Is it free in Nigeria?

So Poor Nigerians should bear the brunt of his inept policies while he spends 144million on just foodstuffs for himself next year,
Hasn't reduced or totally do away with his many allowances,
Hasn't told his cabinet Ministers to take a pay cut or resign etc?

Him try sha,





But this im Porche look like wetin fit make man 'purge'

Happy birthday Uche,



Abeg where the birthday party wan hold,
Make I come chop rice and chicken?

provision of new facilities at Offa Grammar School, Kwara State(N2 billion)
Can you imagine this,
2billion on provision of facilities for a secondary school,
Money were fit build and equip 10 new secondary schools
All this change scam going on,
Make una remember say DiarisGodu

Jafar1:
for sure, in igbo land, titles only goes to the rich

Oga no be for igboland nah,
Even for Yoruba and Hausaland,
No be wheelbarrow pusher or labourer dem dey give Chieftaincy titles nah

The government, through the Ministry of Information and Culture, will also spend N20m on the supply and rehabilitation of the male and female toilets in the main exhibition hall.
20million of rehabilitation of male and female toilets?
Money were fit build new toilets for every home were dey my village and change go still remain to carry buy Camry pencil light
Buhari should add 419 to his many titles and nicknames abeg

kilode100:
Things we fear so much has a way of befalling us, Cc Job in the bible,


Your Destiny might actually be going to jail, who knows, you might be the next Mandela,Obasanjo or Akon,


Fear not My Child!

or he could be the Next unknown prisoner who is going to be in Kirikiri, eating strong beans and watery soup for the rest of his life

I just realized that this news will not stop me from brushing my teeth or bathing today