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Our Dullard is speaking From both sides of the mouth again

Why this world dey like this nah?,
I dey hear,
Nobody give me Christmas gift, take me out, my neighbors sef no even share their Christmas rice with me
others are buying cars, taking their wives and Children out,
Having fun etc
Me I just dey house with my hunger for belle, dey pray make MMM come back with my money for January,
This life is not fair oh

Na dis kind thing dey always make me vex,
Why dem no invite me for dis kind wedding nah?,
At least, 100k inside that money for disappear into my pocket, were i for use chop New Year

All this trillions the are sharing, Nothing much changed in my State oh,
Abi my Governor been use our own play MMM?

kekakuz:
lies

dey dia dey shout lie, till all your classmates come buy Car finish, you still dey jump from one Keke to another

The only question on that Whiteman's mind, Na, where dis one comot from?

Saw him riding the bike today,
The only thing on my mind was,
This bike money fit build me 3 bedroom flat for village oh, small change fit even remain, I use am buy Golf 3 join

optional1:
abeg oh
I still get belle for him.

I see, Call me when you put to bed

Her life
Her marriage
Her divorce
Her business


My own na how this rough year go take pass fast, Make I see whether 2017 go favour me

Who beard help?
Last time I checked,
Dangote, Otedola, Gej, Buhari, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg and even Warren Buffet,
None of them get time to grow or keep a beard

INTROVERT:
APC thieves and PDP thieves, who is better because my thief steals only hundreds of millions but yours steals billions .

The Apc thief is the better thief,
Cos, he his immuned from prosecution,
PDP thief dey like all those pickpockets were dem dey beat kill for snatching handbag, while Apc thief na big time armed robber were dey rob bank were police dey always wait until the finish robbing, before arriving at the crime scene

gwine0047:
sent

see your mouth like sent,

Nina Dobrev of Vampire Diaries,


Emilia Clarke (Mother of Dragons) of Games of Thrones
Reason :the are beautiful women

Sister please walk away from that marriage before he kills you.

Who kiss don help?,

Read this on his timeline yesterday,
The Prof is always on point,
Our Leaders don't give a damn about reading books that will enlighten 'em on how to rule well and move this country forward,
If you want' em to read
,
Stock the National Assembly library with books with titles
like
How To Steal Effectively,
How To Loot Without Getting Caught
How To Hide Stolen Funds in Switzerland and Luxembourg etc.

Funny how Christians on here are celebrating as if Mark Zuckerberg gave his life to Christ,
Mark's answer does not really define were he stands though,
He said that he was born in a Jewish home, isn't an atheist, And that religion is important,
This doesn't mean that he is a believer though,
If someone is not an atheist, it doesn't mean that he is theist,
He could be agnostic

If you

KingEbukasBlog:
The atheists are going apoplectic with rage after Mark Zuckerberg made it clear that he isn't an atheist . Why would anyone intelligent consider atheism ?

it's kind of funny how you guys are celebrating this news,
And making wrong assumptions that atheist are crying right now because Mark Zuckerberg said that he is not an atheist
Many of us who are atheists or agnostics on here, didn't become atheists because Mark Zuckerberg or Seun was one,
But because of our individual convictions and the fallacies we saw in organised religions and the Bible
Please I want you to help me do something when next you go to church,
Help me ask your Pastor, the answer to this question of mine

Details of estimates show the president will spend N188 million as honorarium and sitting allowance, which is less than N276.8 million he spent in 2016 and N223 million in 2015.
The Dullard is planning to reward himself with 188million for just sitting down in Aso Rock, while millions of Nigerians were dey stand for sun dey hustle won't make that in their lifetimes
Recession is for the poor only,
Aso Rock is immuned to it

144milion on foodstuffs for Buhari and his family alone?
Money were my whole village fit take chop for two years Maybe is true what the say that, The Dullard came to steal, kill and destroy

His life, his money, His business

Losing a huge amount of money fit make some people craze,
Especially for this Buhari administration, were e dey very hard to make money

This life no dey fair oh,
While others dey do wedding, engagement, go on vacation abroad, spend millions on gifts,
Me I dey house, dey wait for my neighbor were prepare rice and stew,
To call me to come chop

This one no go ever date poor man like me

Airhead1,

How can we confirm , that this is not one of your publicity stunts?,

This is tragic I hope those responsible for this, Will face the full wrath of the law

The Dullard has spoken,
Believe him at your own peril
.

Palm oil for bottle now cost pass Heineken

Rice now na only rich people dey chop am,
Even garri were we been dey take hold body don cost pass indomie now

Mr Buhari,

Our only prayer nah make 2019 come fast,
So That, we go send you back to Daura to take care of your cows

rawpadgin:
it use to be more than 7inches, now it's not even up to 6 & half inches

Bros,
Abeg dash me the half inch make I carry complete my own 6inch
Na 5.5inches my own be

Wetin dey worry this Government nah?,
We are going through a recession ,
Yet the Dullard wants to spend Billions on a census

Delivered from what exactly?,
Na poverty make am venture into prostitution oh,
If that Pastor no give am work,
Na Men for that church she go make her new clients

So, instead of rounding those Fulani terrorists, and locking 'em up,
The dwarf is paying' em to stop killing innocent people?