₦airaland Forum

If you don watch video of crocodile attacking humans or killing other animals before,
You no go pity that Crocodile.

Baba Adeboye is now preaching from his own personal Bible oh,
Even Jesus christ sef been keep beard

Him fine sha,
But winning a pagaent contested by hundreds,. Doesn't make him the most handsome man in a world inhabited by billions

What shall it profit a woman if she claims to be married to Jesus but is still chopping dick on the sly?

His Mum,
Mama na Mama till death.
But your wife fit become your ex wife tomorrow

Nokia torch - i be night watchman, e dey help me do my job wella.

Chai,
Those men be like
'Oyinbo na winch'
'Dem even carry pesin hide inside box to sing '

Majority of our female celebs spend their millions on fake hair and expensive cosmetics to keep looking good.
I won't be shocked that many of them don't have upto 5million in their accounts

Pray for one hour?
even Jesus sef no tell us make we do so,
Oga pastor,
Farm for your farm abeg,
As long as she fine small, get good character,
If she like make she be Hindu, Muslim, Jew or Buddhist,
I go marry am.

Child abuse,
Lock up that ram of a father,
And give that child up for adoption

Iceking1:
.
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The 19k wen remain self na my own money wen i dey save before.

My guy,
Try learn Vulcaniser,
It's easier to understand it in a short time and it won't cost you much to learn.

He is just rewarding his loyalists and sycophants,
If he really wanted to do something that will benefit his constituents,
He could have renovated a school, provided portable water, built a library etc.

She is kind of truthful,
But our girls no dey hear word,
Dem too like to dey fall for fake guys.

My favorite rapper 2pac been already talk am say,
'some things will never change',
A dictator can't just become a democrat overnight,
Buhari came to kill steal and destroy,
But God pass am sha,
If him like make him increase price of fuel to 500naira and kerosene to 1000naira,
We go still dey drive our Motor , dey cook our meals.

izzou:
When you see a verry good lie, you will know

oga, no be everybody be Spartacus like you nah,
There are many compassionate Nigerians out there, who hate hurting others.

Busy bodies and bad belles too plenty for Internet

But Bros, your mumcy sef no try oh,
Why she no use some part of that money start business the time you been still dey Jss3 nah?,
Una just siddon for house chop 5.5milli till e come remain 19k,
My guy una no try oh.
Na dis kind thing dey make us flog pesin ,
For our village.

I just buy bathroom slippers now,
The new price na 250naira,
Kerosene now don cost pass fuel,
And garri now don cost pass indomie,
Thanks for the 'change' Apc,
Thanks for the 'change' Buhari.

My milf crush,
I too like this woman,

Even from the way Messi dey behave, you go sabi say him no be performer for bed,
Na wetin Ronaldo go always take win am be dat.

Those Telegraph guys article was wrong on all counts,
But Buhari accusing 'em of promoting terrorism is an overkill.

This is tragic,
Why not divorce her and marry another woman, instead of ruining her life like this?

kennyman2000:
It's well my people

oga it is not well oh,
Kerosene now don cost pass fuel oh.

faith551:
it's just a pity such a cute kid is not going to enjoy the benefit of having a fully functional family.

oga,
Worry about kerosene were concern you,
Dat one na dia cross,
Dem never beg you say make you come help dem carry am.

I vote for iamkingzlee,
Falconey,
Eldaillest,
Cutezt,
Golor,
Cc, Nljega.

modath:
The fear of Buratai is the beggining of wisdom..

Buratai?
That coward who is only good at killing innocent and unarmed Shittes and Biafran Protesters abi?

Are we supposed to be excited on hearing this,
When we all know how this will end? ,
If you are hoping to see those guys in Prison Overalls,
You will be very disappointed.

Pluto and Jupiter were kidnapped by the Estate Gateman, Mr Okon from Calabar,
To be cooked and enjoyed with palm wine.
Check the security house, if you are lucky, you will meet one of your dogs alive Miss.

fyneguy:
Eyah the boy is hungry

can we drop the name calling now? ,
Give me a list of projects Ambode has commissioned that will make him deserving of that title?

Apc poll
Organised in Lagos,
For Zombies
And by Zombies

Na dis kind pictures dey make me wan go do blood money,
But God pass dem sha,
Whether my village witches like it or not,
I go make clean money for this life.