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Ahmeduana:
OLD BOY POVERTY NO GOOD O! ALLAH YA RABA MU DA TA-LO-OSHI, AMIN.

Amin
dan arewa , Poverty shege ne, But na time sha, we go overcome am Inshallah

naijacutee:
Please can you contact me? You know how to live frugally, and i would like to offer you a small writing gig to supplement your income.

aunty abeg my email, na mmammaebamma@gmail.com, just send me mail, make we connect from there

justmenoni:
Bros d pepper,Maggi and salt is it only to cook one meal or for the whole month

its for the whole month nah, abi you be restaurant were you go use 50naira salt cook food at once?

Become a non alcoholic,
Cos alcohol cost money,
Average price of beer in this country is 200,
If you dey drink 10 bottles a month that's 2k, too much for a guy on 20k a month,
Drink soft drinks, average price of soft drinks is 70naira, in a month if you drink 10 bottles= 700.
Lalasticlala, abeg you fit do me the honour of making this my first frontpage topics,
No think say na only me hungry catch ,
Many are hungry but few are talking,
This could be helpful to them one way or the other

I repeat,
If you get friend or neighbour were dey like come your house when you cook finish, to come join you chop,
Abeg just find one small matter take quarrel with am so that him no go dey show ya side again,
Fear those kind friends and neighbour sha, cos those kind guys na extreme savers, their feeding budget dey always include food were him go chop for friends and relatives house,
So coming to your place when food don done is part of his saving scheme

Ahmed0336:
I don laugh tire here. Chai OP abeg wetin u study?

oga na gateman an allied studies, i be graduate but i no get certificate, if you wan donate to my ministry or you get job for me, am always available oh

HungerBAD:
Your condition bad oh

it takes a gateman to know a gateman,
Bros, which compound are you currently opening it gates?

DesChyko:
Smart Move: But on that cash, can you pay for your house rent? If yes, that should be your first budget; saving for the house rent; then, your expenses (feeding inclusive) and finally, the amount of cash you will set aside every month. Living hand to mouth isn't advisable.

oga those items were i list up there never even reach 13k sef,
So you will still have 7k left for rents, bills savings etc.

Other Bills
If you are a super saver, the best phone for you is a Nokia torchlight, china version, it cost 1200, and e dey play radio without earpiece, you no even need put the phone for speaker when you answer calls, cos it's always on speaker, and you have no need to subscribe data,
So money saved,
If you love browsing,
the best advice i'll give you is to get a cheap java phone that browses,
I use one and it cost less than 1k to subscribe data per month, and i always off images while browsing, so that my data no go quick finish.
Load 500 worth of recharge card in a month for important calls, and if pesin flash you no call am confirm who him be, if him get serious thing to tell you, him go load card call you,
No too like to call your girlfriend, just dey send am text ask am say, where and when can we see?
Drink garri and salt some days either as breakfast or as supper, if you are feeling rich, you fit buy sugar and groundnut join am.

With the prevailing economic situation in this country, we have companies paying 20k or less than that as salaries, and even the mininum wage is pegged at 18k by the government for civil servants,

So the question is ,how do you survive and pay your bills earning 20k or less?,
Here is how you do it hungryboy style,
Step 1- stock up on foodstuffs,
Below is a latest foodstuff and price list i just drew up for this month.

Garri -1500(at 7 cups for 100 =105 cups)

Beans- 2000(hausa men sell at 40naira per cup =50cups)

Rice= 2400(at 60naira per cup=40cups)

Yam= 2000
Kerosene= 10 litres(could cost 1k or less)

Palm oil=400naira
Pepper=100naira
Maggi= 100naira
Salt= 50naira
Other foodstuffs(crayfish, melon, okra, fish etc) = 3k

Total = 11,550naira,

Sowhizy:
Developing d skills is not a problem. The Fed. govt shld create free training centers or are they looking for reasons to sack workers for no cause?

even if them sack all of them, the won't be missed,
Who civil servants don help?
People were dey go work only when Oga wan come or na payday

Chai!!!,
Winch dey follow pesin in different forms oh, sometimes sef, you fit be the winch in your life,
Imagine working so hard and making this money, then one mistake from you, not only sends you to prison, but government confiscates your hard earned cash.
N.B-but how guys dey take make dis kind money nah, me were don do gateman, do labourer, sell for traffic, till now, i never touch 100k

You don't need a guy, What you really need is a horse

bigtt76:
Lol .....she's trying to sell products now to gullible 50 million followers we all know that cream doesn't enlarge our baca #AskYorubaWomen

Aunty, make we ask yoruba women wetin again?,

We are not talking of those kind big yansh were dia pant size no dey market and dem dey buy material go give tailor make he sew pant for them,
We are talking of a portable yansh here,
Petite body, with a protruding ass,
No be mama Yemisi dem type, were you go need ladder to climb them.

psucc:
But why will governance becomes a do or die affairs?

oga oh, Politics na do and die for poor men like me,
To the rich,
It's an invitation to come and chop

if you kidnap Deputy Governor Mama, there are two things involved,

It's either you get luck collect big ransom, our police come kill una rescue am,
If you get luck collect ransom, you are safe,
But if Police come kill you rescue am, there are two things involved,
It's either you are going to heaven or going to hell,
If you are going to heaven you are safe, but if you are going to hell, there are two things involved, it's either Satan put you were Michael Jackson and other celibrities and scientist dey or him put you were dem Osama Bin Laden and other terrorists dey,
If him put you were Michael Jackson dem dey, you are safe, but if him put you were Osama Bin Laden dem dey, there is only one thing involved,
Your doom

Good move,
No be only Niger Deltans were carry gun go break pipeline were dem suppose dey pay money,


Abeg follow help me ask President Buhari when the 5k for we the poor Nigerians go start enter our bank accounts, dis one were i don dey hear say dem don already comot list of the poorest 1million Nigerians were dem go dey pay the 5k,
I hope say my name join inside oh, i no wan hear say na Adamu, one fulani cattle rearer from Daura, were dem take him name, replace my name for the list oh?

Lonely, i am so lonely, I no even get garri to call my own - Akon ft Hungryboy

sinaj:
Omosexy 101.2

See yansh,


You are looking goodies,

Will you be my Valentinies?

sheedy407:
And you are the one that looks so healthy while I am malnourished.
Pls show us your picture

oga sheedy, you are looking very good in that agbada,
Na you be boss,
Abeg in case you dey find gateman or you wan dash pesin something,

Am available oh

Chai!!,

What a tragedy,
To be killed by a son you carried for 9 months,

I just dey imagine wetin dem go write as cause of death for the woman biography.

Flirtyjane:
LOL

WHY EVILS

aunty i no get evils, i just dey yarn whatsup,

You are looking goodies, We fit hookupies?,

Oga Pastor,
Shun prayer package,

Me and you know say prayer no fit cure even common headache.
If you want to help,


Help Pay their bills,

Our Pastors and Politicians seem to be learning from each other,
A politician is hailed for dashing us money that was initially meant for us, while
A pastor is hailed for building homes and schools with the money we gave as tithes and offerings,
I don dey quote Bible sef, small time i go leave dis gateman work go open church for my village

okechukwu16:
U neva chop?

bros i neva see food chop since morning oh,

You get food for me?

I see, But am still thinking,
How will this news put food on my table today?

God, i envy Pastor,
Free untaxed cash in form of offerings, tithes, seed,
And you the Pastor is the sole signatory to Church accounts,
And you keep telling your flock why the shouldn't cheat God yet, you are using the offerings and tithes cash that was meant for God to buy choice cars and properties for yourself.
The new wave pastors who are after your cash don't preach of hellfire and wages of sin,
The preach about God's grace, prosperity and breaking of curses.
I go soon join them sha,
As i dey so i don
follow buy small bible dey quote am small small,
I go soon leave dis gateman work, go back village, go use my Papa backyard do church

Ginaz:

hey babies,


You are looking goodies,


Can we hook uppies?

Na wetin me sef go do be dis,
You think say na joke,
To dey pack blocks for building site for years till you save reach 70k go buy bike?,


As dat bike dey so, that guy go dey wash am at least 3 times a day

CEtoO:
Don't say that.
I'm sure one day u would look back at yesterday and have a good last laugh.

i pray so oh,