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So na so this valentine wan take pass,


Girlfriend i no get,

Fuckmate i no get,


Val gift i no get,



And the most worrying of all
garri i no get

Chai, The kind kop nno mi(love portion) this girl give Ice prince chop strong oh

It will not be a bad idea for this thread to make frontpage,
Maybe someone with the means and a heart of gold might choose to help,
The thing many don't realise about marriages, is that, it takes luck and good fortune to meet someone who will stay committed to you and the kids,
No matter how much due diligence and checks you do, you can never know if the man will be there for the long run.
Take heart Op,
I wish had the means to help,
But i pray that you may meet someone with the means who is willing to help.

Yomieluv:
Seriously you are at fault,who goes into marriage plan without proper details of the spouse?

To me,you were desperate,making you ignore those red flags.

Anyway,we all make mistakes,may God help you.

all this kind people dey make me vex,
You no wan help am, but you come here come dey scold am,
If you no get better thing to talk, why not just view and pass

mhiz:
pure trash so incorrect

aunty calm down first,

you never taste the food, you don already dey shout say e no sweet,

Now, get naked, look for a mirror, use your eyes and hands, and examine that bridge ,
If you need an examiner, i been dey work for waec before oh

No matter how many condoms una use today, That one no go stop tommorrow from to be Monday,

Oga Op, you forgot to add, how about you send hungryboy some food or money for food

pamellla:
what a legacy by the Saint....going out there to share my love at the orphanage, they need dis love more than anybody.
Nd not to forget the chibok girls we (9ja) love u nd hope dis day God in his infinite mercy ll grant u girls freedom!!!!

to my boo....I LOVE YOU Everyday not just today

aunty, good morning oh,
No be only orphanage be charity case oh,
Me sef na charity case,

The witches finally go holiday for him life,

The witches were dey follow me no
dey go leave or holiday,

But one day go be one day sha,
Na dem go take their hand write resignation letter give me say dem don tire for my matter.

Arobake:
Op, please make contact with me, let us see how we can be of mutual assistance to each other.

Thank you.

Hello Ma,
since the other thread was locked,
I just say let me get back to you here,
My email is mmammaebamma@gmail.com and my number is 09056850576

Na people like that carer, dey make me believe say, no be only for night witches dey work,
Some dey work day and night

Oga,
If the prize money for the winner of the race go reach me to take buy Garri were i go chop for 1 month,
Am in,
but the another issue been say i no get running shoes,
I hope say if i wear bathroom slippers come to run, una no go screen me out oh?

Aunty, abeg make una leave Mata for Matyrs,

Na her time to shine be this, make she shine,
The worse thing that can happen to her has already happened,
Wetin worse pass to waka for streets dey hawk to chop?,
Poor man get thick skin pass rich man oh,
As she dey so, as long as she is not hawking bread to eat again, she will thank God for her condition.

Chai!!

pretydiva:
Almost a million likes 4 dat photo ..na wa oo

Aunty na so life dey oh,
When you don make am, everything were you go dey do, go be hit

alfajohn:
. Bros if u can do what u have said above, even the devil can not stop u from being rich.

hi Boss, i saw your pm notification, but i can't view my pm's since i lost the email i registered this account with,
But you can always reach out to me at,
Mmammaebamma@gmail.com

Arobake:
After your post on "how to make 20Grand last a month",
I quoted your post, asking you to make contact with me to see if there's any way we could help each other. I haven't heard from you.

hi Ma, i did reply you,
I can't view my pm's since i lost the email logins i registered this account with, so if i send you a pm and you reply, i won't be able to view it,

So you can reach me at,
mmammaebamma@gmail.com,

INTROVERT:
Stop stalking me

aunty abeg explain am in gateman terms, wetin stalking mean abeg?,
Cos the only stalking were i dey do na when my Oga tell me to pack things stalk for im store, abi na different kind you dey talk about?

Why people dey get luck like dis?,
Me were were carry username were go even make you know my condition,
No nairalander don ever ask me say you don chop?,

MR Op, abeg in case you wan follow show love as dem show you so, abeg am available oh, and make it snappy(na beg i dey beg oh)cos as i dey so, my garri don dey finish for rubber oh

oga leave Mata for Matyrs,
Nobody can stop reggae,
Even bible don talk say each man dey run him own race,
Run your own make i run my own,

Because i wear slippers, and you were sneakers no mean say you go run fast pass me

INTROVERT:
Ndi aboki.

Ndi first to comment,
How does it feel being second?

Oga, no real evidence of that woman working dey dis your picture,
Maybe na one of this women were dey come construction site to pack discarded wood,
If you want a picture of somebody really working at a building site,
Come watch me, i'll be performing live from 7am - 6pm, at a building site in Calabar,
Gate fee is free

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That one na dia cross ,make dem carry am alone,
Why Me were dey look
Kim kardashan And Beyonce picture dey masturbate go come dey advice two people were dey enjoy real fvck,
No be insult upon injury be that?

INTROVERT:
Yea she did.

something dey dis nairaland oh,
Pesin just wake up comment say,

'Yea she did',
abi the picture never already confirm say she did?,
Abi your work here na to interprete picture?

Am not suprised
oga Isaac Newton been already talk am also say that

A toto once fvcked can be refucked, except acted upon by an Hiv force,

bigtt76:
Very true. Now she's lost her privacy and soon she will be too engaged for the home front resulting in the husband bringing home other agbo sellers and banging dem in her absence.

Of course the husband would start feeling isolated, no more money to play Baba Ijebu or drink paraga with his homies.

Hmmmmm next thing is the man beating the wife and may end up resulting in an unresolved murder case.

.... Wake up phew! May God protect Olajumoke. Amen

Aunty dem dey speak spanish you dey speak Greek,
The matter never reach dis level nah,

Calm down abeg,

As i dey so me sef dey wait for my Olajumoke moment,
As the village witches go on holiday for her side na so dem go follow go for my side one day

the blame is not on Olajumoke, but the world we presently live in,
We now have a situation, were we now have more news outlets(tvs, newspapers,magazines, blogs, websites etc) than real news,
That's why we now have a situation were a picture of a celibrity, a twitter fight, a facebook comment etc, is news worthy,
If it was in the era of Nta , and Nokia 3310, we might probably not hear about her or what Ty Bello did for her

My guy you are on your own oh,
whether na malaria dream were u get come dey talk say God talked to you, Wetin concern God with gambling?

His money, his business,
Even Bible(warri Version) don talk say, make this money and all other things shall be added unto you

If she don near were dem dey burn tire before, She go know say hellfire no be play,

Arobake:
Op, please make contact with me, let us see how we can be of mutual assistance to each other.

Thank you.

i don't how to contact you, but you can contact me @ mmammaebamma@gmail.com.