₦airaland Forum

olapluto:
I doubt Hausas will make trouble outside their land. Lagos is too far away for them to pick up fights. If they are being pursued, they wont reach Ikire before being caught.
I urge Lagos govt and the federal govt to intervene. Oba Akiolu Rilwan, Olowo Eko, Oko Kofoworola, please step in and deal with the culprits.

oga oh,
This your story come make me remember one film title called,
'i see dead people'

Good job Nigerian Army, Thunder go fire those boko are rams, When people dey manafacture wetin go help human kind, Their own na to manufacture wetin go kill other human beings

Aunty,
wetin we sabi been say you no for marry wheelbarrow pusher,
You are not a gold digger, but we know say, if dem give you gold, you go collect

I see

ellechrystal:
Lmaooo. Go n pray for urself first for divine direction, before praying for someone else ok.
Smh.

ok Aunty, but that one no go stop me from to pray for you too

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ellechrystal:
Lmao. Am not searching neither am I 32, hungry man or whatever ur name is, go n get something to eat, u r truely hungry, I think ur brain needs some

aunty, mbok, you are lying and i can smell it from my hut here in Calabar,
All those guys were don carry you play ball tire , dey always go marry another girl ,
Aunty you are in my prayers this year,
Any man that scores a goal in your net shall surely propose,
Say amen

ellechrystal:
I feel ashamed on their behalf.
The bleached skin man who can't keep his Johnny down or better still in his house , plus d bleached skin snatcher who is bent on hitting it hard, vrs d bleached skin man's wife who can't spell or write properly to save her life. What in d hell is "ShE IS A SCANNER" shuooo, who she scan,? Ur family?
I don't know y some women choose to embed themselves in such situations, I feel for them, its lack of self knowledge and self esteem that leads some ladies into situations like this. I feel disgusted already,
Madam bleached skin's wife, hold ur hubby , he is d one u ve an issue with, for breaking his vow, n not d other woman who needs a man.
I don finish my own

Aunty na so life dey oh, you now were sabi speak better english and no dey bleach still dey single and searching at 32.

I see,

But that one no go stop me from to chop garri dis evening

Na so dem go dey always call you Mr right when things dey good, When dem wan divorce you, na This man dem go dey call you.

Things dey happen for dis Naija oh
So na children toy house governor get mind comot for government house come commission?

Chai,
See as winch dey take follow pesin oh,
Dis man no even dey for road na Mr biggs entrance e dey motor still come jam am break leg,

Like play like play, dat man don become handicap oh


May village witches plans never succeed in our lives

Who send am?

To rear cow no mean say, you must become a cow, The government should ban this nomadic cattle rearers, If you wish to rear cattle, buy grazing land for it ,

Fulanis are not above the law.

Whether village people like am or not, i must marry fine girl like Nadia Buari.

ellacute45:
who give this one official hungry man title holder park well joor

Aunty why you come dey vex for me nah?
, no be me be your ex boyfriend were break your heart nah, abi na because i resemble am?

One Mopol name come change to One dead robber

if na so we dey always celebrate Ayodele(s) since,
We no for even sabi who Freeze be sef,
So Mr Freeze, shut up, cos you are also a beneficiary of our craze for celebrating looks over brains

Oga Jobless Mr, oh sorry Barcanista,

You are always on point,
but you dey get time sha,

Abi are you one of the ex militants getting free government money every month?

There are two things that are inevitable today,

One is,
this will make frontpage and
Two is, i go chop garri and affang soup dis morning

Dis one were we dey only see Mama and pikin alone, who dey put dis women belle for IDP camp nah?, I hope say no be those soldiers were dey guard the camp oh?

This girl should be warned, the same way Tambuwal sideline the other two wives dey bring am into the spotlight now,
Na the same way him go sideline am when him marry new wife join am,
And e no go too stay were e go happen

caselessogbuagu:
sharrap and stop displaying ignorance on public forum.



Since he left abuja as minister, his record is yet to be matched. And not even those that came before him could even boast of what elrufai laid down in the FCT.

were dis one comot from,
No be your fault sha,
I blame the guy were sell you dat igbo were you smoke dis early morning

Na wetin make money good be dis,
Papa Ejima my neigbour were be gateman like me,
As him wife born twins last year add for the 5 children were him been already get,
The man run leave him family, till today we still dey find am

Wetin go carry me near marriage, when i never chop bellefull?,

That one na him cross, My own cross dey my back

This dwarf don try for Kaduna small sha, But make him leave to dey mention figures like say him dey talk to small pikin,
How many schools dey Kaduna, were dem go employ over 80,000 cooks?

I can see why the are getting married to each other, After all which man go gree put a fair ape and a chimpanzee for him house ?

No be for naija dis one
dey happen,
Which naija man go gree make another pesin put him wife belle, him come dey raise the pikin as him own?
Naija man go leave him wife, go try him sperm power for different women body first, with luck, e fit work get one girl pregnant

funnynation:
I swear they look ''bad''.. I mean baddest.. You know say na only for naija people dey answer baddest as good name.. Lil kesh, Davido, wizkid and Olamide all of them na baddest..
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Nairaland official comedian

who give this one Nairaland Official comedian,
Na buy you buy the title,
Abi you just dey answer title were you never earn?

Who picture don help before?


If nairaland no take care, e go soon become instagram for celibrity pictures only, posted by bloggers

Op, Almost no follow for promo, Na real exposed we dey find