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prowitin: Tomorrow morning.

mehn! I can't wait,i feel lyk stacking new positions on the E/j,G/j pairs and other japanese crosses...

prowitin: Tomorrow morning.

mehn! I can't wait,i feel lyk stacking new positions on the E/j,G/j pairs and other japanese crosses...

Just subscribed 2 dis new season,i've been cross-eye-ing diz thread 4 sum seasonz now,diz tyme around i aint missing it anymore,will be following d thread post by post and also contribute ma quota where necessary...
Iz there anybody using d new tecno N3 android fone 2 trade? I'll lyk 2 know how efficient d data feed iz(with preferably d instaforex broker)
Wish y'all a PIP-ful new year!!!

topmostg: Sure, as a guy, i always lyk to xpose my... nd 8 packs

Orrrrr INDOMIE SUPER PACK!!!

Dondav: No Hard Feelings.. I'll just assume that I'm better. Afterall, they aren't together and We are.
And if she claims that He's better, I'll just assume that's her Woman side talking or her lack of Maturity. No need to fight over some Bi.t.ch A$$ issue

orrrr assumptionist...

anicho: Damn....OWLCITY is da best. Dis dude knows rock d best way...his 2012 album 'ALL THINGS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL' is a blast. Try listening to d tracks 'peppermint winter' & 'honey & the bee' u'l love it.

mehn,i dnt think owl city'z music iz rock,i would lyk 2 classify it in2 d electronic or pop may electro-pop genre... wat do u guyz think? I love d dudez songz especially hot-air balloon,umbrella beach,fireflies n vanilla twilight...

Sunymoore: Quite tru cox i rembrd whn i was wrtng englsh dis yea, instd of schools i wrote .skulls. Its truli quite unfotunt. But as frm nw, i will tri as much as i can to wrte a complt wrd even in a forum o chat rum.

lol! I lyk diz,plz tri az much az possibl,aftarol english haz bin evolvin'... Itz trendi,itz phreshhh!

Brainrex: The phone can be rooted
Just give me some time

badddddtest guy!!! I de hail-o...

I 4king luv rock! waz kinda surprized wen i noticed dat d o.p iz an eff... Az 4 me,ma favouritez are :- NICKELBACK(figure u out),METALLICA(indestructible) n' LINKIN PARK(crawlin')

Mavor: Nigga u gay?

u r derailing the topic... I ain't a nigga n am str8,by d way,y d crappy question?

sheyie2007: She c#m on my laptop's keyboard

which of ur laptop? D 1 wey u dey use browze nairaland or d 1 wey u dey use tidy sequenze(yahoorizm) LOL!

BabaAlabi: This one happened back then in secondary school....I spent about a year trying to convince this girl to date me....when she finally agreed and we wanted to do a little romance my d.ick disappointed me...she tried and tried everything but it did not stand..it was so humiliating... I formed one excuse that I was not feeling well and quickly disappeared..

lmbo! U d.ick did wat?!?!? Hope u met BABA Ije... afta d incident?

[quote author=huni_naija]I was walking down the road with a guy i had a crush on, i don't know who forced me to wear high heels on the day but anyways sha those shoes felt so uncomfortable or maybe its because i was nervous i dont know.. anyways as i was about to climb onto the pavement i missed a step and fell down holding on to him, he fell on top of my shoe and broke the heel off! Omo come and see crowd and laughter oo even the guy was laughing at me, can you imagine? he offered to help but i just.I was there...

dimples*:
For real!for real! This is the opportunity I've been waiting for,

Let me dust my traveling bag and get ready2 relocate to BH states

I need to hook up with some white meat!!

awu-sha!!!

dimples*:
For real!for real! This is the opportunity I've been waiting for,

Let me dust my traveling bag and get ready2 relocate to BH states

I need to hook up with some white meat!!

awu-sha!!!

strangest: hope they can differentiate between the north and the rest of the country

strangest: hope they can differentiate between the north and the rest of the country

strangest: hope they can differentiate between the north and the rest of the country

xo,on point!

IYA NGBALI: make jz no come naija with the wristwatch o,if not him no go go back with am

him fit lose im hand sef... And dat means no gesticulating wen rappin'

Clemzy16: There is nothing innovative about this. Be proud to mess your mess. Because when you use this pantie it diffuse back into your anus and give you shitty thought.

Seconded,hahahahahahahahahahahahaha,mehn,ur xo on point! Hahahahaha

Sunymoore: Soon naija will be missing too

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and they'll set-up a committee 2 investigate how,when and where...with no presentable result. I will survive...

kennz: Heb. 10:23 says we shld nt 4sake d gadrin of oursevs cos in ds last daz,we all nid encorgmnt 4rm one anoda nd we are gadad 2geda as a congregation,aw xperiences,coments nd talks wil upbuild od membas of dcong nd evn we awselvs. So its gud 2asociates wit aew felow xtians.

O-girl,you tight! See English na... Na REVISED STANDARD VERSION,Hahahahahahaha! keep-it-up! I read this 2 times to understand what you wrote here.

kennz: Heb. 10:23 says we shld nt 4sake d gadrin of oursevs cos in ds last daz,we all nid encorgmnt 4rm one anoda nd we are gadad 2geda as a congregation,aw xperiences,coments nd talks wil upbuild od membas of dcong nd evn we awselvs. So its gud 2asociates wit aew felow xtians.

O-girl,u tight! See English na... Na REVISED STANDARD VERSION,Hahahahahahaha! keep-it-up!

emma_best2000: To be a beggar is not an easy job ooooo

R u 1 of dem? Just asking...

honeychild: So which is the male and which the female? I thot d male being xx swims faster but does not last as long while d female xy is slower but lasts longer. To have a boy, meet after ovulatn. D faster xx gets 2 d egg first and fertilises it. If u meet days before ovulatn d male xx would have died off leaving only d female xy. Please do correct me if I have gotten it all mixed up .

Point of correçtiôn:i think u mixed it up a bit, d male tadpole is xy while d female counterpart îz xx, or am i d only 1 noticing it?

Kslib: The machine dey suffer from romnry syndrome and obamaphobia..

Na xo...!!!

grandstar: I am in support of the government if it leads to an end of the carnage. 48million is a small price to pay. The toll on the North alone is probably about 10billion a day. This is not inclusive of the lives that are being lost.

If it will bring peace,it should be embraced rather than scorned

in support of WAT! I wish ur family members were bombed b4 wasting ur time 2 say this. Do u really mean dat d govt. shd donate(not compensate as far as am concerned) 48Millz to BH 4K-Headz 2 buy more weapon n explosivez?

Nuzo':
Instead of sitting on your fat lazy ass and typing half text like a primary school pupil.....you better go and join your mates and do what they do in Abuja.
You might be lucky to have Author Eze's grandson do BDSM on you for one night.

She just reminded me of dat saying dat behind every successfull man... Lol!

nyere84: @op, abeg, are they still single?? As in bachelor?? Do u ve their contacts, like fone num?? If u ve it, just inbox it asap. ** off to dress seductively**

akpara-inoh,remember 2 wear high heels also chew bubble gum-o... Gudt-luck 2 ur quest(Lwmmda!)

nyere84: Na true. my sugar daddy, who is 145yrs old can testify to this.

pretty wack comment... Hahahahahaha

amosy007: Problem: Too much sugar in ur blood..

Solution: take 2 cups of alomo bitters every morning and evening .. If it doesnt kill, it will make improve mosquito resistance level

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,u b herbalist's son...?

acidosis™:
haha.. bros na on phone o..not system

Even on phone self,d data plan aint enough...

semid4lyfe: 200GB? Believe me, e too small and nor go reach me use sef. . . .

ma exact thoughtz,i zap-a-lot 4rm d net,am a leecher...

mondi_cheeks: as if some of u wouldnt kill for this lmao

''We talking money and u're talking nonsense.'' Hhuh!!!

dridowu: Who is El-Rufai ?

What iz El-Rufai?

dridowu: Who is El-Rufai ?

What iz El-Rufai?

[quote author=jites]PEOPLE NEVER LEARN, I AM FROM OGHARA DELTA STATE AND ONCE WE HAD THIS SITUATION IN JESSE EVEN BETTER BECAUSE THE FUEL WAS FROM A BURST PIPELINE, EVERYONE WENT THERE TO GET THEIR SHARE INCLUDING WOMEN WITH BABIES ON THEIR BACK. SOMEHOW EITHER BY 2 IRON BUCKETS CLASHING OR SOME IDIOT SMOKING THE WHOLE PLACE WAS ENGOLF IN FLAMES THE REST IS HISTORY, EVEN CNN CARRIED THE NEWS. SEEING WOMEN WITH BABIES STILL IN THEIR BACK ROASTED TO DEATH WAS NOT A VERY GOOD SIGHT.
a SCARCITY OF FUEL + POV Xo can we say dat poverty iz d root of all evil?