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RIP...
FLOREAT

Get that kid into nursery 1

mikolo80:
OK now keep throwing insult and let's see how your future generations will turn out

I find the term "black people need to learn how to swim" as an insult...

mikolo80:
black ppl should learn how to swim

Your brain should learn how to work

PoundspassDolla:
Rip 2 the dead............... But I Still don't get it,how do one who knows if he's capable of swimming or not get inside the water, starting from the footlevel to the knee,up to shoulder with out getting back to were he started,it baffles me,I don't think if any water level around the knee will get someone drown even if you don't know how to swim,abi na witch dey do erm.

It's the waves bro, it's the waves.

gbens2000:
Your topic is so wrong @OP,how u know sey na fish chop am u dey dere wen then they chop am pls sea creature or sea animal rather than assuming it's fish.but watever ate that guy sabi beta parts.R.I.P

Sea creature like crab, turtles, clams? Shei u cannot recognise fish nibbles? A larger creature would have torn him apart.

Dyt:
I thought he was supposed be swollen?


So sad sha

Definitely hasn't been one there for too long. Looks like 4hrs

chineloSA:
Very sad and painful death.

I'm pretty sure he was already dead before the fish nibbled at him.

My God.. What has happened to Rihanna's boobs?
It used to be firm and perky, now it has fallen from grace.

AirSultan:
Best guess is...

He got stung by a poisonous sea creature e.g jelly fish

The paralysis set in, tried very hard to swim out but couldnt due to the poisonous toxins already in his blood

Then he remembered he has a mouth so he wanted to shout.

And then, just then his vocal cords got affected by the toxins

Then he lost conşciousness and swallowed enough water to drown him.

Then the carnivores fishes şaw free lunch and dugged in!

Such a sad and painful way to die. R.i.p to him

NatGeoWild alert

Bholuwatifei:
End time motorcylist....
May God heal the gal emotionally and physically

I bet you didn't read the article

SexyStrawberry:
OK, now I get it, thanks for clarifying the fact that this thread is for the almighty little kids here, forgive me for being too old and old fashioned, i carry my grey hair enter wrong thread, no vex, make I go find my age mates.......... ( Abeg my age grades, where una dey? there's a lonely granny over here)

Lol troll

chumakk:
The man must be watching something and wants practical. Lollll. But on serious note how do men last long on top of women without those drugs and harbs

I go 12 minutes without drugs...
I don't even use drugs, never used.

This is how Boko Haram started back then when only few people took them seriously.
Very soon they will get noticed by political opposition and get sponsored by them to take it to the next level.

jeytee:
Question- If a normal infinix phone is substandard...what then shall we term these fake models?...lol

Ignorance is a disease. Infinix have one of the best Android phone with awesome durability. The infinix hot note/pro is a classic... Playing FIFA on it is divine. No lag, very little heat on the screen unlike Samsung phones which would burn up when playing these premium games.

Battery life nko? 4,000 maH. Unbeatable by any Samsung Android phone. I can use the phone all day and if I hit 20%,I can turn on ultra mode and use for another 18hrs.

I expect Android users to go for efficiency over style, because efficiency get you through the day without having to carry your charger around or go about borrowing chargers.

I even forgot to mention the flash charge technology, where u can get ur 1% up to 69% in just 28 minutes. Samsung didn't have that feature when infinix hot note was first release (I think they now do)

Ada9103:
Aiit....let's go dig it out

there's one nice club at Maiduguri central...

No way the dirty cop would ever use his real name. Ijaya is just a moniker.

Ada9103:
Let's go to the dance floor

Me and you,oya

greenhulk:
Don't mistake mbps for MB/s. Internet speed is measured in mbps or mb/s (megabits per second) while the speed of download is measured in MB/s (megabyte per second). Also the speed of download is highly determined by the server that is hosting what u are downloading, that is why it is faster to download from some sites while some sites are slower. If u are getting 7mbps as ur internet speed, the highest speed u can download will be around 800kB/s. If u are downloading a file at 3MB/s then ur internet speed will be around 24mbps.

If an ISP is giving u an average speed of say 10mbps and u are downloading at a slow rate of around 100kB/s, then it is not that fault of ur network but the source u are downloading from.

Thanx a lot for eye opener....this explains a lot. But how did you work out the ratio of my internet speed to my download speed?

greenhulk:
Ogba/ ifako ijaiye Lagos

But those things exaggerate results at times... I just downloaded that app and got 7mb/s...I have never clocked that while downloading files from any site. Highest ever was 3mbps and it didn't even last a second

greenhulk:
I easily clock 15mbps on my MTN with a very good latency.

Impressive...which area?

londonrivals:
Ntel 0804, Nigeria's latest telecoms firm has rolled out 4G LTE services in Lagos and Abuja.

Mr Kumar Abass, the Chief Executive Officer of ntel, said the operation will come with bumper offers for early bird pioneers and data users.

“ntel, Nigeria’s 5th mobile network operator start of operation is the culmination of its journey from acquiring the old Nitel/Mtel assets.

“The first 100,000 to redeem and activate their ntel SIMs will get free on-net calls for life, while data subscribers will get 3-months unlimited data usage.”

He said that ntel had established the Pioneers Club to reward early bird joiners to its network and those who had reserved their numbers, and who subsequently activated its SIM this month.

The ntel chief executive said the company’s 4G/LTE-Advanced technology built on the 900/1800 MHz spectrum would deliver unbeatable and game changing customer experience of high-speed internet access up to 230Mbps.

Abass said that mobile coverage would grow steadily and strongly over the next four to six weeks across Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/04/ntel-nigeria-begins-with-free-unlimited.html

Lol liars. Mtn also promised high speed internet access up to 68mb/s ...doubt if anyone here has ever clocked 8mb/s on their mobile. They are all liars. They want fast success,2 million customers per day. The internet will only be fast for the first week before they start throttling.

Raphafire101:
Lol....i don't think there is any cement inside that bag, the bag is filled with light objects jare....

But you failed to spot the amazement on the face of the guy next to him on the left.

Ginaz:
So sorry dear,cant imagine how you will be feeling. Please don't get depressed. I which I was there to hold you, must have been shocking for you.

Don't forget I care, o.p please don't be depressed. When there is will, there is life.

"Hugs him"

Well,if all u wanna do is get hugged,then OP might have found a match.

politricks:
This pastor is a true christain. How many people have gone to heaven and come back? even the pope hasn't. I think this man should be made leader of all christains.
Mr pastors i have some questions for you jare.

1. Is jesus wife a black or a white?

2. Is she curvy like toolz or not?.

3. Did you remember to collect her number?

Lmao...I always enjoy a nice angled touch of sarcasm.
Good one.

Dojupyo:
Don't have sex with him until you're both married..
That's what I know and was taught.. Not the other way round

I was also taught to say a prayer before every meal....
Guess we don't all listen to our parents.

ikiller:
Air condition no dey chop fuel

Lol who told you? You clearly don't own a car.
When you turn on you Ac,the engine feels "heavier"... You'd have to step harder on the gas to move you car forward,thus, burning more petrol.

Quakertellicus1:
Park in the shade, rather than in the sun.

For okada riders

chucksbadt:
1. For manual transmission, while driving ensure to leave gear 1 and 2 as soon as possible, the other gears save fuel much better.

2. There is really no need for air conditioner at the moment, you can survive without it. Wind all your 4 windows down, Natural breeze go enta. Economy hard!

3. Endeavor to switch off the engine during heavy traffic.

4. Consider trekking at times
You own a car doesn't mean you drive it everywhere, set your priorities right!. Stuffs like going to pick up chick's, or cruising around town should be put on hold.

5. All v6/v8 cars should be parked for now. I believe anyone who has a v6/v8 car should also have a small car parked somewhere. Use that one instead.




Abeg driver's in the house, feel free to add yours.

Automatic car drivers,do not step too hard on the gas while at gear 1 trying to force it into gear 2 quickly. Step on the gas slowly till it automatically changes gear. Same goes alternatively for gear 2 and 3