₦airaland Forum

EroticAngelina:
No offense, buh if that's u on ur dp, then toke is by far more beautiful than u.
bfor u call someone else 'fugly' go look at urself in a mirror

Lol are u high? Even you are finer than Toke,and she doesn't come close to this girl's dp.

Her hairline didn't make it to 2016.

cyprus000:
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With all due respect, your assertion is out of touch with reality,cos ur advice/suggestion is mostly not obtainable in reality.

My people say dem no dey beg poo make em smell. to even think that she excused her vapidity with warp perception of having exclusive right to her body, shows the incorrigible lascivious behavioural inculcation she has undergone(one of the reason i pity men who marry feminist). the solution is the application of the "law of moses." Just lyk the old saying "action begets reaction, cause begets effect & sequence begets consequence.”
Petting her with the futile hope of making her behave aptly will only give her the chutzpah to misbehave with impunity,cos it is in human nature to go for soft spot while they avoid anything that will end in debacle.
just let her know that her lascivious deeds will be mete with dare consequence and you wont hesistate to punish her for any act of promiscuity and be ready to do as you say, if possible, mount spies .

If i'm in our shoe, walahi talahi, i go send her back to her papa house make them culture am for even summoning the chutzpah to excuse the premeditated nonesense.

Bobos dizz dayz dey fall my hand big time.
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Pastor Chris Okotie,is that you?

ramdris:
Please stop bleaching, you are already a star and rich no need doing much to impress pple.leave dat fir the broke ass dudes

Someone is fresh, you are saying he is bleaching. You better adjust your backlight and open your eyes.

MadCow1:
More like: They died in Ghost Mode..


I swear.. I felt bad for even thinking it..

Sad as it is,that was a good one. Still feel they were a lil bit over dressed tho...

magicminister:
Nigeria is one of the few countries i know where life is virtually worthless.
I could shoot someone right in the middle of the street and get away with it.

False...you try it first,if you won't find a burning tyre around your enemy's neck.

MadCow1:
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RIP to the dead..









<sub>I saw this and one nonsense joke entered my head...

I really need Jesus in my life.</sub>

Like he's already dressed up for the occasion?

Larryfest:
Dis hs bin d same news n pics na...

Same news was reported about 3 days ago,but the pictures weren't this gorry.

Pay these policemen well and recruit literate people. Too many of them are too illerate.

Sai baba

SAINTSAMURAI:
ITs obvious she is indeed hiding something from you, but since u have no proof, i will advice u to secretly confront her close friend, as in best of friends, if u play ur game well, her best friend will open up to u.

Ding! Wrongest move. The OP should simply let her think he doesn't care about her phone,one day she will slip up and he'll get her. If she has kids for him,the merrier,that's the perfect distraction for a woman.

Maybe she mistakenly recognised one of them and called his name out or something...
Makes absolutely no sense killing her.

Suresir:
merciful father ,indeed u hav send as lamp among woofs cause humans cant do dis except animals in human body

Oh dear,oh dear,the education system has really failed.

amunkita:
Chaiiyah!!!

For this hard time nah him person car dey burn..
Abeg nah High BP break the man leg

On a second thought, this night heat go increase cous this burning bush car will increase the heat wave..

More heat rash courtesy Chanjii...

Is this a joke or buffoonery?

As Google keeps updating apps,so are these criminals too updating their scams.

apparentlylaw:
cause she's ma wife

ask her why she did it

definitely its gonna be ma fault
trust me guys always drive dier women to cheat

& I kip on looking 4 ways to kip her to ma self
even if it z jazz ....lol

You remind me of Mr Ibu... That man was an MUMU in that movie... Just saying.

missbronze:
I don't really agree with your last statement.

Situations can make people do something drastic.

Let's look at this scenario for eg,

A wife and her husband have a kid who is critically ill and hospital wouldn't commence treatment unless a deposit is made.

husband and wife runs around for money, yet. no help.
( let's say husband have no job and poor)

Wife now runs to a rich neighbor for assistance, and he asks to sleep with her before rendering assistance.

Believe me, it will take a strong woman not to give in to save her child.

But, if she gives in for her child, will you say she has been planning it?

God won't put any woman in such a situation. Those kind of situations are mostly in your favourite home videos.

missbronze:
For the fact a wife is human and not God, then, she is likely to fall into temptation and sin against her husband.

It can happen to husband too.

How convenient... No surprise... I can see the "f"

missbronze:
If he as a human can sin against God and ask him for forgiveness, and, he forgives.


Then, he should forgive his wife. Esp, if she is remorseful, Kids or no Kids.

I'll forgive her, but she won't be my wife anymore. Can't stand the thought of her wrapping her legs around another man and moaning desperately.
Seeing her everyday would crush me.

I'd forgive her wholeheartedly.....


















....only if she's the one paying the bills.

Something should be done about these Fulani herdsmen. They have killed enough Nigerians. What really is their angle? The President should make a statement, this can't go on. Very soon, these animals will leave their Bush and take over our cities if we aren't careful.

seyema:
Too long to read

Oh boy, I read it all o...


















It was a complete waste of time

Not that I'm against Buhari or anything, but this guy would wish he kept his mouth shut.

Destined2win:
No pun intended

But why do these people; boko and their captives always look so dirty. I bet these ones have not bathed for 2 weeks

Dude, you've got no pun in your comment. Do you really know what a pun means? I mean, for someone who's destined2win,you're supposed to be smart.

pweetychyka:
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I can be both....it depends on my mood

hmm, spontaneous ladies are the best in bed. I congratulate your bf/husband

reyscrub:
Waoh!

How come?

Guy pls put me thru by sending me SMS of your details, I'll give u a call to know more of this.

Message or whatsapp me on 07087401557 or email me on ikadams@futa.edu.ng

Thanks

Lol even a fool knows he's lying

pweetychyka:

He wants to laff at me ooooooo

Why don't you humour me

kennygee:
What horse?

Well I'm implying you were once a virgin, but that didn't affect your skills on your first night of sex