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One funny thing about you is that, you take your precious time looking for evidence to counter any write up praising PMB to show your love for GEJ, that's impressive, but its so unfortunate that for the next 8years you are just going to do thesame thing over and over again till you have no evidence for your wailings no more... #changeisinevitable
Change your ways and support a sober government.

Savigne:
Crime doesnt pay well again...
Bubu don show

Hello pretty, are u a sis to riri? Coz u got same facial look wt her.
Kffb, mke we yarn.

Olubunmi Nasiru
Dear MTN,
I will not go and re-register my line. You can fool everyone if you like, you might have fooled me before, but you would never fool me again. The only reason while you continue to pull the wool over our gullible eyes is because the consumer rights’ protection agencies are either in the vegetative state, or completely dead.
How can you explain a situation where you would tell your millions of teeming subscribers to register their SIM cards and provide the necessary bio-data, only for you to wake up one morning to tell us to go and register our lines again WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION? It beats my imagination and it defies not just logic, but also philosophy. Were you drunk when you were registering our numbers? Did a malicious virus wipe your entire database? Maybe I’m giving you too much credit sef. You probably wrote the records in books like an ancient bookkeeper and a giant yellow rat ate them all. Whatever your reasons (or lack of reasons) may be, this is beyond ridiculous.
I have always maintained an MTN line because apart from being my very first line, most of my close associates also use MTN. To some extent, the coverage is also extensive. I didn’t hesitate when the directive came from NCC to register our lines. I braved the queue, registered my line and collected my security number. Didn’t I try enough?
Looking back, I can deduce that my attachment to MTN was more sentimental than practical, as your tariffs are the highest for calls and for browsing. You send an average of 100 spam texts per day, enough to run down a Blackberry battery and more than enough to give any Osun State government worker waiting for Aregbesola’s alert acute hypertension. Your nuisance value knows no bounds.
Even Airtel that has been passed round different investors more times than a devil’s mail bag has not come up with this kind of Grade A foolishness. What the heck is wrong with you? Don’t your customers mean anything to you? Doesn’t it bother you that Nigerians who wasted their time to register their SIM cards have to do the same thing again? You haven’t even deemed it fit to fine-tune the process. It doesn’t make sense to preserve bad experiences like these, in very much the same way that one relic of history is preserving mud huts, and stating them on an assets’ declaration form.
My records are not on your database, but you remember my number when you want to tell me to text ‘APC LAI’ to win a missing plot of land in Port-Harcourt, right? May heavy-duty thunder fire all of una. I really don’t blame you. If Nigerians had run your devious, xenophobic, exploitative, heartless, opportunistic, fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you wouldn’t be here making them queue desperately like migrants.
What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another sham registration in the next couple of months since you guys obviously don’t know what you are doing? If you block my line, you’ll be helping me. Prior to your ridiculous directive, I had already banished your yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone. I have even borrowed the maximum permissible amount. Go ahead, feel free, block away. It sure feels great knowing that when I eventually toss the phone into the trash-can, I won’t have to take out the SIM. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent penny you’ve ever made on our shores. Thanks to other service providers for making sure that your evil dream of becoming a monopoly will forever remain a demented hallucination. There are so many fishes in the ocean. I will not tolerate your recklessness any longer. Peace at last

And who da heck are U, the devil's advocate?

RIP to the dead,
Special announcement to all: pls be informed that the era of power failure is no more, now is the era of steady power supply, we should be very careful with the way we carelessly joke with electricity, over 4000Mw of power generation no be play ooo. Thanks all
Hit like if it makes sense , share to make sense as well

O boi, Trams 225mg, chai , #Killthemall

misspicy:
This is the reason broke niggas be calling babes gold digger

If that's the kinda treat you get from your guy, 2 things are involved, is either ur dude is a yahoo guy or ur blood is paying the bills secretively.. Jst saying tho..

hinwazaka:
The last 4 years were the best we ever had
4 years of economic prosperity
4 years of SME development policies
4 years of Agricultural revolution
4 years of Infrastructural development
4 years of substantive reforms in the Energy (Electricity)sector
4 years of briliant Energy(petroleum) policies
4 years of Industrialisation policy reforms
4 years of women and youth empowerment programmes
4 years of balanced trade agreements with strict adherence to the dictates of comparative advantage
4 years of constructive public-private partnership programmes
4 years of infant industry empowerment
4 wonderful years of the best a sub-saharan country can get. For this we say to GEJ, NOI, Adesina, Diezani, Aganga and everyone who served in the innovative technological development administration of GEJ, a resounding THANK YOU.

Hey! Brotherr u can lie oooo

MadCow1:
Good Move..



This should include LAWMA trucks as well.

Lolzzzz..... So LAWMA shld be working @ 9t as well? U tok na joke sha

nnamdiokere45:
who send am?

Oponu oshi, c as ur mouth smell lik 'iru' whn u utter dos words, I'm sure u no think properly b4 u write. Arindin

LMAyedun:
GodBless him and he should be rewarded for this.

In other News: #100WastedDays

Ode , u don tok sense come use nonsense spoil am.

Southyqueen:
uhm guyz can someone summarize me bout this shidima everyone is talking about please

She's an artist, she came in2 limelight thru a talent hunt show mtn project fame, #Airforce's been crushing on her evr since, buh the niqqa is yet to blow inorder to av her. ... Hi pretty kindly follow back

PunkyVeer:
#4 sounds so much like some guys here on Nairaland. So bitter & so jaded, no wonder no one wants them in real life

Babe dts bad tho its a fact. Hw u

MISSNORA:
Nice

Hello pretty,

xband:
Makeup dey make am fine.

Omoh e be lik u no get eyes again oo, na make up b dis? Nna ehn
Choi c omalicha oo,

philfrey08:
6 times as per its not too much?

There should be a special cell and court for rapists...
Buhali do sth, this is toooo much

Na Buhari be lawmaker? Nawa oo, una no evn de think of dt man as man again, na god-man una de reason am 4. Calm down buddy, lawmakers plenty 4 NASS

Sabrwahaqqo:
First time af hearing that name really.... Some people just get very famous posthumously ... And he's even a billionaire How come I dint knnn...well shit hapinz !

Less I forget RIP.. Hope he's gotten a donation for Naija in his will too

How old are U?

So na man de dcide man fate nw frm God, na wa oooo, lata him go de dcide who will enta heaven and who will nt... In 2 baba's voice "Nobody holy pass"

kosovo:
Funny how Amnesty is now the solution for Government's inability to provide security..

The people who they hired as thugs to win elections now legitimately benefit from Amnesty..

When will graduates submit their glorified certificates and received Amnesty also?

If you look at the comments above, you don't need a soothsayer to tell you why Nigeria isn't working. The leaders have realized that Nigerians are very emotional beings and lose their sense of reasoning on the alter of sentiments and ethnic bigotry..

It only in Nigeria that the term Amnesty can be abused and it's a shame...

I hear they want to give BH Amnesty also.. After killing thousands of people, leaving many windows and orphans.. The so called body language government believes Amnesty is the cure..

Other people will carry arms, wreak havoc on unarmed Nigerians and wait for government to offer Amnesty also.. This is the nasty trend we are setting and posterity may not be forgiving as I am.

My brother, solution to headache isn't by beheading, two wrongs can't make a. Right as well, also not everybody dt thread the path of terror succeeds. Oti ye e

So will this inhumane act restore her virginity? #oloriburukuaunt , wish u quick recovery lil' girl, pele

California30:
Buhari inherited Nigeria when $1 was 170 dollars.
Buhari inherited Nice passenger train.
Buhari inherited New Airports.
Buhari inherited Nigeria with little Boko Haram activities.
Buhari inherited Good economy.

Can someone tell me what happened to all of them ??

Orie ti daru, good economy ko gulder economy ni, arinding, nigeria that almost crashed? B4 baba take over U better be honest to ursef dumb self. Oponu

Genevieve how I wish you would've ma child ; #Blackisbeautiful

atilla:
Duncan fall us Naija guys hands.

No tie and who made d cream suit with red buttons.
Nawa o

ABAgilliano suit

francababy:
Let me pick one design for clubbing tonight

U r mouthed sisi marina, show dem sontin

realsherif98:
Sahih Bukhari - Volume 3, Book 34, Number 428:

Narrated Said bin Abu Al-Hasan:

While I was with Ibn 'Abbas a man came and said, "O father of 'Abbas! My sustenance is from my manual profession and I make these pictures." Ibn 'Abbas said, "I will tell you only what I heard from Allah's Apostle . I heard him saying, 'Whoever makes a picture will be punished by Allah till he puts life in it, and he will never be able to put life in it.' "

Hearing this, that man heaved a sigh and his face turned pale. Ibn 'Abbas said to him, "What a pity! If you insist on making pictures I advise you to make pictures of trees and any other unanimated objects."

Op, its not picture snapped with camera, rater its the carved wood (sculpture) by a sculptor. Though its forbidden to hang pictures on walls of our houses as a muslim, but its not haram to snap pictures. You can further ask sheikhs. Allah Knows Best.

UncleJudax:
I am afraid, I will pass.

Lolzzz, its as simple as ABC dude. Browse d alphabets first, did u even knw dt the numbers 1,2,3 are knwn as arabic numerals? I bet u dnt knw dt , arabic is one of the oldest language on earth jst lik roman n french. takia man

UncleJudax:
Why should any Nigerian need an interpreter to know that?

Arabic is a free to learn language just like french, so feel free to go for the e-learning class.

iamrealdeji:
Someone should translate it pls,I see " nun,sin,mim. Nun,sain. Alif,lam,lam,hau. The text wasn't written clearly but what I can see is Nasaamah nasa Allahu,someone should come and enlighten us pls,but the fact is,arabic is just religion just like Unilorin motto is Probitas Doctrina which is latin,and we don't speak Latin in Unilorin,that doesn't mean anything

Nasru minna llah 'help is from GOD'

koife:
I have never been this critical about our armed forces logo not until I my attention was drawn to it by my colleague who is studying material science and explosive with me in NDA at PG level. At first I was like, its not possible but on a closer look, I couldn't believe what my eyes saw. My opinion is that that inscription should be removed...Nigeria isn't an Arabic nation, I doubt if most men and officers of NA know what such inscription means.
What do you make of this....what's your opinion?
Pls be objective!

The arabic inscription simply means "help is from GOD" that's all.

U sure say u sabi sing? , coz all d wack artists 4 9ja will tell u dt music is thr dream as well, except few of them that truly music is thr dream. If u so sure u can do music better than ur present job kontinu ,if nt chai, chai, chai.. Ur album will only serve as present to ur guests.

Mogidi:
Buhari's accommodation doesn't worry me, just make sure the illiterate don't repeat the "West Germany" gaffe for the world press.

Meanwhile, every word/phone call in that house is monitored by CIA, Buhari doesn't know the reason they gave him that house.
Someone please tell him the house is bugged.

Omase ooo, as old as u are, kindly read ur comment out loud to ursef n hear out ursef... Oponu akindanidani. Get a life n stop hating on president Buhari.

Bootybuttchic:
b

B for Bootybuttchic , hbd BBC God bless ur new age.