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RomanceRe: Why Do Intelligent Black Men Prefer Their Women Looking Like This?(photos) by hYpErbOi: 7:21am On Apr 07, 2016
Stupedinluv:
Have you noticed?
Even on nairaland. The smartest always has a thing for the chocolate
They don't need a very expensive cream to maintain a glowing skin...so an intelligent black man spend less.
TravelRe: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by hYpErbOi: 11:39pm On Jan 05, 2016
Baba nla
RomanceRe: Is This Enough Reason To Breakup With My Boo? by hYpErbOi: 9:22am On Jan 04, 2016
petkruz:
I love him alot
Ask urslf did u loved him this much when he was a broke nigga or u started loving him a lot after he got blessed ?
if u r sure den work on convincing him.


Yourbas says igbe kekere leti awo meaning ”small shit at d edge of a plate...if eyes commot dre, mind no go comort" trust me
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Throws Another Shade At Donjazzy, You Gotta See This One! by hYpErbOi: 1:40pm On Jan 02, 2016
ossaisly:
Dear Badoo,
I can't wait to hear a single on this ish. U already know how to use abusive words in virtually all ur tracks. So plz kindly drop a new single before this month runs out, so that we can fun listening to U guys beefing each other.

Thanks and God bless.
That is hip hop king kongs fitting into the shoes them fuji artist just abandon. Don babaJ go wear Pasuma shoe n Olamide go act as Saheed Osumoon cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Lil Kesh Reacts: 'I Make More Than That Headies SUV In 2 Weeks' by hYpErbOi: 12:53pm On Jan 02, 2016
Che from this same music or other street source?
CelebritiesRe: Lil Kesh Reacts: 'I Make More Than That Headies SUV In 2 Weeks' by hYpErbOi: 12:52pm On Jan 02, 2016
LifeIsGuhd:
with skiborobo?
Is it our fault that most people supporting lil Kesh 'skiborobo' don't have GPRS enabled phone so they could vote for his sorry ass??!
Yehbah oshe...! (In Falz tune)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lekoil Recruitment by hYpErbOi: 9:55am On Jan 02, 2016
xyoung:
Any latest on lekoil recruitment? Have information this Upstream Exploration and production company will be accepting CV from experienced professionals in January 2016. [s]Lets keep this thread alive to monitor progress[/s]
Are you here to ask or to share ??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Just Got An Invite From Sterling Bank For Interview, Any One Got This Invite Too by hYpErbOi: 2:40am On Jan 02, 2016
Cutehector:
[s]You are invited for an effective communications and writing skill test[/s] which is the next stage of our recruitment process on friday, 8th january 2016 @ 10am.
Expect if u ad gone tru any previous stage that qualified u for d so called next stage sha oooo but if not.. I'm afraid insurance company r on strike
CareerRe: Help Me Get A Job As A New Year Gift I Beg by hYpErbOi: 11:56pm On Jan 01, 2016
PeridotBelle:
Please I want to enter this year fully with a good job, since I graduated 5 years ago, I have not had a meaningful job
5years is long enough for u to comfortably be ur own boss

PeridotBelle:
I have battled depression and gotten used to the feeling, I was such a bitter person in 2015 because it always hurts my inner most feeling whenever I see how much my friends whom I graduated with have achieved while I myself can barely buy myself new clothes
5years is long enough for u to standout among ur friends who u think r better off u


PeridotBelle:
someone should please help me out
What have u been doing to help urslf ??

PeridotBelle:
I would really love a Federal job. I used to dream of how I would work in a bank or one big firm
who 'specifically' told u that uve got to av a federal or banking job before u can live better-off ur friends?
CareerRe: 10 Categories Of Jobs That Can Decrease Your Life Span by hYpErbOi: 11:04pm On Jan 01, 2016
Erukumakanaki:
BT, Baba Ojo did bricklaying for over 40 yrs and he's 76yrs ATM angry
gringringrin
Jokes EtcRe: When You Try To Toast A Lady Not Knowing Her Husband Is Behind You (Pic) by hYpErbOi: 11:02am On Dec 31, 2015
He ad better admit he drank expired vodka tru d nostrils else na that spot them go finalize him funeral
HealthRe: My Bitter Experience As A Doctor Today by hYpErbOi: 8:19pm On Dec 27, 2015
cosmatika:
I want to use this medium to call on the govt to make policies dat"ll enable DR's treat patients in such(critical) condition. Let's Save the human race
PoliticsRe: Portfolios: How Buhari Shocked Some Ministers by hYpErbOi: 2:26pm On Nov 12, 2015
wallex1983:
Nigerians, pls join me to also pray for POWER for Fasola to effectively WORK in that HOUSE.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Valuable Things You Can Buy With N500 In Nigeria by hYpErbOi: 10:17pm On Oct 23, 2015
parrygee:
1 round of sex
Chai...! Short time 30mins.
FamilyRe: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by hYpErbOi: 1:04am On Oct 21, 2015
mummymi:
children re so funny to extent dat if one said he wants water d other too will want water at d same tym nd both will want d same cup. they will nw start dragging d cup from each other.
RomanceRe: I Am In Love With Linda Ikeji by hYpErbOi: 1:18am On Oct 19, 2015
fexyrich:
I prayed and fasted for 40days and 40 nights and was asking the lawd to show me who to marry
That was an hunger strike..

fexyrich:
I was coming down from d mountain and he showd me a black and very beautiful igbo lady with the name linda Ikeji
Linda yaf change color


fexyrich:
He said my son Behold this is the woman I have prepared to be your wife enter into thy rest my son
I guess u wre only dreaming that u r dreaming in a dream and God was talking to u in the dreams
RomanceRe: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by hYpErbOi: 1:11am On Oct 19, 2015
MrCork:
..eemm sweery ..may I remind u am fron Pekam London an juss in case u ask..I drive £28.000(cash) range rover spot!! angry
Adefi Spot nor... I'm sure even google would ask you if you mean a Range Rover spot or SPORT... Mind u Range Rover Sport doesn't sale for £28,000 expt if you ride the 2008 TOKUNBO model. #No offense
RomanceRe: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by hYpErbOi: 12:52am On Oct 19, 2015
FruityLass:
Eating with hands makes the food more tasty.

Yayy
MrCork:
....bro if u hav notin imporant to contribute..plis go n sell petrol or somtin.. hav u been to london?.. do u see people eatin spageti wit bare hands?...GOAT! (no ofeennse) angry
The "English Dictionary" clearly explain the wide difference between Chicken and Spaghetti and some even show graphics. Proofread with ur brain b4 u attack....COW! (No Offense)
RomanceRe: Men Do You Respect These Kind Of Ladies ?(pics) by hYpErbOi: 12:27pm On Oct 18, 2015
CountDracula:
No. She's havin an attack and using her inhaler
Brutality Answer for common 9ja dumb questions
PhonesRe: Mtn Dashing Out 150mb To Customers by hYpErbOi: 9:03pm On Oct 17, 2015
parrotibaba:
My advice, run!!!
Thanks for that man.. Although the deal I'll have strike is have him send the data first then I send the money grin
PhonesRe: Mtn Dashing Out 150mb To Customers by hYpErbOi: 1:25pm On Oct 17, 2015
Slimtoja:
Nice but here is a better offer.
Are you for real about the data ?? I've got interest. We cud talk ovr d whatsapp
NYSCRe: Going Back To My Parent's After POP by hYpErbOi:
apprentist:
Thanks a million and congrats on ur Passing out. I've made up my mind not to go back home and so help me God.
I'm serving in Kano state, and from the look of things, I seem to have some friends I can be close to I. Delta. hence I'll move to Delta from here basically to start a business and to advance my degree on the long run.
Thanks bro...n I wish u best of luck in ur quest of grooming ursef to become a man. However, always remember ur parents ar ur #1 alternative in difficult moment cus trust me there sure will be difficult moment and the 2nd quarter of ur quest is likely to be the most difficult part. Don't be discouraged when it gets hot instead keep ur head straight and prayer more. Also don't mute ur mouth, always tell somebody to tell somebody u r in search of a career job.

Note: Don't see any comment here as an advise u must follow (all comments are just suggestions) be sure of yourself before proceeding. Things I ll suggest u balance before deciding are:

1. Check ur present family capability n financial status (if u go home will u b a burden or not)?


2. Check urself, how strong r u to cope the hard moment ahead of u?

3. Lastly what is ur alternative plan B shud incase A fails?


**if it face u shoot it, if it backs u shoot it but think twice when u r left alone.
FamilyRe: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by hYpErbOi:
I went to a shop down my street to get spaghetti n ata gigun (dried blended pepper) just this afternoon. On getting dr, the woman was running after her +3yrs old daughter to come so she can clean her bum-bum. As she grab her hand to pull her close to wre she poo-poo. Nxt word d girl said was "haaa mama ope don't break my hand now chebi u knw I'm kogbo-kogbo (meaning immature/fragile), you kuku know ur mouth is not good when u r crying and my daddy will now be saying otito (its enough). The woman's siblings laugh so hard that I couldn't help but to laugh too. Then I ask mama ope if her daughter ad seen her crying before and she explained that the girl is an "SS" and anytime she's sick she(the mom) will cry till she fall asleep beside her. So since then she as always make fun of her crying
NYSCRe: Going Back To My Parent's After POP by hYpErbOi:
[b]@op_my immediate elder brother tried this n now his regretting returning to our parents after his service year. He spent 2years at home going out in-search of job but all to no positive turnout even our parents connection didn't help. After my uncle who is a PS in federal level disappointed him our parent ask him to go for his MSc cus the guy like book pass food. Now after MSc his still under our parents roof cus its now more difficult for him to stand on his own. Now our parents talk is helping him tru Phd level.
As for me wey I just collect my NYSC discharge certificate yesterday I already told them I'm only coming home to visit them for 2wks and I'll return to ilorin wre I served. I really meant it cus I don't depend on ppls promises not even my relatives anyways I'm not interested in career job cus I took to learn cinematography 3mnths ago while still serving and I'll sti be in process of learning for 6month or more but my parents hymn is in career job. Although its bit difficult living in the metropolis when u avnt start earning but I know I'll cope and worst is I'll go home 1s a month to gather foodstuffs. What av gathered from my research so far is that if u try n endure the hardship of standing on ur own, its really gonna worth it at the end but the more u depend on ur parents living with them the more it gets hard for u to be independent cus u r likely to feel too relaxed due to their encouragement of okomi makanjo (don't be in haste).[/b]
FamilyRe: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by hYpErbOi: 11:00pm On Oct 14, 2015
[b]About 7months ago myself and my gf took her 2yrs old nephew to shoprite. While at the kiddies play center of the mall, this couples came in with their kids to celebrate their baby girl's birthday.
There is this big plastic car children sit-in to drive on a rack. The baby girl tapped the attendant of the place and ask him how much they wanna sale the car...instantly the man said its not for sale. Then the girl reply and said "'my daddy as plenty money o he will buy it for me, he is working because of me". That statement drew everyone's attention and she immediately went to the dad n said Daddy chebi u will buy the car for me abi? The dad in a funny tone said "hmm, my second wife too wants a big car just like her mommy, then she instantly said ok chebi u will buy it for me abi? And the dad said honey see daddy didn't bring plenty money to this place, immediately she reply saying "dadddddy why did u lie to my mommy that you are working because of me now u can't even buy this small car for me".
Mehen at first I try to seal up but I couldn't help the manner I take laugh when even the mother busted up and everybody were laughing...and the little angel start crying thinking everyone was laughing her.she then start moving from person to person saying 'tell me sorry' till everybody said sorry she then kept quite to face the candy she was holding. It was so funny and we all marveled at her shape brain cus it was her 3rd year birthday they came to celebrate.
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LiteratureRe: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by hYpErbOi: 11:25pm On Oct 03, 2015
ClassCaptain:
On checking the messages,it Read " You have successfully Purchased your AIRTIME through your FIRST BANK ACCOUNT, 6789567812 RId 123 #1000..
The messages came in one after the another and numbered around eleven..
I seriously can't stop laffin mahan.
FamilyRe: Would You Buy This For Your 14 Year Old Son/daughter? by hYpErbOi:
I'll rather open a children bank account and have the money fixed for his/her future rather than buy him/her a gold plated phone that might even get lost or stolen due to his/her carelessness of wanting to show-off among friends..
#Beware - 1year after he/she go dey start dey beg for diamond plated phone. Abi no be kids...? Always asking for more
RomanceRe: Man Dies After Marathon Sexual Intercourse With Girlfriend In Her Room by hYpErbOi: 10:31pm On Sep 27, 2015
ijustdey:
he is running to his grave
RomanceRe: Don't Know What To Do by hYpErbOi: 12:25am On Sep 27, 2015
agarawu23:
You just have to move on cos life is too short to think about things that won't fetch you money cool
PoliticsRe: Saraki Or Tinubu? Who Rocks It Better? by hYpErbOi: 8:09am On Sep 23, 2015
Tinibu be like "oh c'mon baby bring it on pls".... Saraki be like "I don die today, who say make I do am?"

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