₦airaland Forum

FriedPlantain:
Merlin vs Fadeyi Oloro

yemstok:
A special shout out to all Females in the world...we appreciate you a lot. #EnoEasy

Some of una no dey try sha....but regardless, una get mouth.

MY WIFE DOES NOT WORK!!!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

P: What do u do 4 a living Mr. Bandy?
H: I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

P: Ur Wife ?
H: She doesn't work, She's only a housewife.

P: Who makes breakfast 4 ur family in the morning?
H: My Wife, because she doesn't work.

P: At what time does ur wife wake up 4 making breakfast?
H: She wakes up @ around 5am because she cleans the house first b4 making breakfast.

P: How do ur kids go 2 school?
H: My wife takes them 2 school, because she doesn't work.

P: After taking ur kids 2 school, what does she do?
H: She goes 2 the market, then goes back home 4 cooking and laundry. u know she doesn't work.

P: In the evening, after u go back home from office, what do u do?
H: Takes a rest because i'm tired due 2 all day's work.

P: What does ur wife do then?
H: She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals 4 me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids bed.

***Whom do u think works more from the story above

The daily routines of ur wives commence from early morning 2 late night and u called that DOESN'T WORK?

Yes, being housewives do not need certificate of Study, even high position, but their role/part is very important!

Appreciate ur wives because their sacrifices are uncountable, this should be a reminder and reflection 4 all of us 2 understand and appreciate each others roles.

***All about a woman***
When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.

When she stares @ u, she is wondering why she loves u so much in spite of being taken 4 granted.

When she says I will stand by u, she will stand by u like a rock.

Never hurt her or take her wrong 4 granted.

A very heart touching message by a
woman.

Someone asked her, Are u a working woman or a housewife?
She replied:
Yes, I am a full-time
working housewife.

I work 24 hours a day.
I'm a Mum.
I'm a Wife.
I'm a Daughter.
I'm a Daughter-in-law.
I'm an Alarm clock.
I'm a Cook.
I'm a Maid.
I'm a Teacher.
I'm a Waiter.
I'm a Nanny.
I'm a Nurse.
I'm a Handyman.
I'm a Security officer.
I'm a Counsellor.
I'm a Comforter.
I don't get holidays.
I don't get sick leave.
I don't get day off.
I work through day and night.
I'm on call all hours and get paid with a
sentence.

***What Do u Do All Day??

***Dedicated 2 all women***

Woman has the most unique character like salt, her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless.

Oliviaarims:
Definitely 9...most ppl 4got 2 count all d blocks beneath d ones yhu can see at d top.

FreeGlobe:
While saraki is going to prison in your dreams, tinubu is also going to prison in my dreams.. change

Missmossy:
Makes sense until the violence aspect. God help us.

Amustical:
HEAR WHAT A MOTHER TOLD HER DAUGHTER ON HER WEDDING DAY .
I taught you to respect men and to explain your anger when necessary but if you do otherwise,i know you,not as a daughter but as my fellow woman. My daughter,you see this your husband? He is a gentleman but don't take advantage of that. Don't bring out the beast in him. My daughter,you see this mark on my forehead? Your father gave it to me.He tolerated me everytime but on that day,He came unexpectedly. It wasn't his intention but i dared him and he hit me just once My daughter,Men hate it when you use the word "YOU CAN'T DO IT".He sure can do more than but he's just protecting you from harm.

klassiquette:
"can you Marry yourself and still be happy?". What's your take on the question?

ndnuray:
They say we are marrying soon. We are marrying the end of this year. We’ll marry on the road

dedons:
I know a lecturer in one of those Igbo owned Universities who only have an SSCE result...
And he's doing fine.

Twaci:
Shake your head (or better still, your phone, for a better effect) and tell me who you saw

eleko1:
How e go knw?What bout those bastards that sell fake SD memory card?One can hadly distinguish original from the fake.Fake dis/dat full market.May God help us in dis country.

Sile12:
They can give you another story like we didn't even touch it o, we were just passing by and the cupboard or fridge opened by itself and the thing just fell itself...

tonychristopher:
I used to date Marian from Maiduguri then a staunch muslim but the sex was great though...we had understanding that we can't and won't marry



Yeah I can date but can't marry unless she converts

jedyjedy:
The Church in Nigeria has left important things to address meaningless issues like d wearing of trousers to church. We should rather think about how to live a worthy xtian life, shinning d light wherever we go instead of tackling irrelevant issues.