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Crime › Re: Man Rapes A 21-year-old Girl Selling Fried Potatoes For Refusing His Advances by Hypnotise: 3:34pm On May 10, 2020
Bros why na?
This is a criminal offence punishment ought to be castration
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Best Penalty Goal by Hypnotise: 3:26pm On May 10, 2020
Why didn't you show the goal?
Anything worth doing is worth doing well
Christianity Etc › Re: Abel Mwelwa: Zambian Priest Suspended After Married Lover Died In His House by Hypnotise: 12:15pm On May 10, 2020
Chaiii.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls And This Skirt Sha by Hypnotise: 12:09pm On May 10, 2020
Ladies that wear this skirt have a way of looking more sexy.
Crime › Re: See Photos: Youths Flog Pastor Mercilessly For Adultery With Church Members by Hypnotise: 10:26am On May 10, 2020
Lol. This is quite embarrassing. Next time pastor face your bible and not another man's wife.
Celebrities › Re: Does Bobrisky Bath Without Washing His Face? See Photo. by Hypnotise: 10:22am On May 10, 2020
You still dey wear makeup baff? He/She acting in the rubbish.
Politics › Re: Senator Stella Oduah Shares Food Items In Anambra by Hypnotise: 8:27am On May 10, 2020
It is a good thing she has done.
Romance › Re: No Romance Without Finance. by Hypnotise: 8:02am On May 10, 2020
lefulefu:
u no lie on that about the choice of babe but then the fact is there some girls dating their sugar daddies who still go back in secret to have sex with their boyfriends cheesy.Abi do u think many of these young girls are hundred percent faithful to their wealthy sugar daddie cheesy..they still have guys by the side wey dey fuk dem ooo.u suppose understand babes nau cheesy cheesy.A girl can marry a rich old man and still have a broke goodlooking guy by the side smashing her.All those so called abuja bigboys can relate to what i am saying here grin grin grin.u know this our arguement just reminded me of one girl we knew wen in school.This girl was dating one lecturer who was ,married with five kids and this lecturer was generous enough to rent and furnish a flat for this girl and connect it to cable.do you know when this lecturer was not around this girl will camp a male student in her flat cheesy.the guy was her boyfriend and the guy really enjoyed grin.i dont know who gave the lecturer the heads up but one day he stormed into the place unannounced and caught them red handed grin.the man went mad with jealousy and started flinging the girls things outside while the girl was kneelingdown crying and begging for forgiveness.na so we stay front of our lodge dey enjoy the scene grin grin grin
That's a very funny story. It must have been quite an unforgettable day. You know what Ubunja(great ups man) said the other day is the simple truth. You have to be Chosen. No stress.... That's for broke guys level.
But also, as a wealthy man, you can go around the world and bed the most exquisite women. You can even add super models and celebrities to the collection. 10/10 women! Come closer bro, the secret is Money.
Science/Technology › Re: The Owl's Long Legs by Hypnotise: 7:45am On May 10, 2020
TheSourcerer:
on the day you were born.lol they couldn't tell you the country you were in first thing they told you was the owls nudity?
I have nothing to say again since you don't believe me.
Family › Re: Banker Commits Suicide After Marriage He Took N3M Loan Crashed After 2 Months by Hypnotise: 7:38am On May 10, 2020
That's why as a man, you should love with your head and not your heart.
Science/Technology › Re: The Owl's Long Legs by Hypnotise: 7:31am On May 10, 2020
TheSourcerer:
because your parents were owls obviously
No. Because the nurse told me
Crime › Re: I Joined Cult To Meet Davido, I Was Told He Is Member Of Aiye — Suspect by Hypnotise: 7:20am On May 10, 2020
Common sense is really not common
Crime › Re: Another Cult Member Gunned Down On The Street Of Lagos by Hypnotise: 7:19am On May 10, 2020
What is the advantage of being a cultist? Instead it has numerous consequences.
Romance › Re: My Company Name Was Listed On The Donors List To Lagos State Government (pics) by Hypnotise: 7:17am On May 10, 2020
ubunjja:
I live in Niger state but because i have some dealings in Lagos state, i decided to donate some amount of money through my company to the Lagos state government for the fight against Covid 19.

Ladies and Gentlemen, as i was on my own, My Nairaland American Girl friend, read a post on Nairaland about list of donors to Lagos state government and my company name was listed among them.

I was shocked. Even though the amount was small, my company name was still listed

For privacy reasons, i wont show you my company name.

If you can, Grab the donors list and try to guess my company's name, a reward awaits you.
Ubunjja and sons international limited
Celebrities › Re: Twitter User Blasts Actress, Bukola Adeeyo For Posting Unclad Photos by Hypnotise: 7:13am On May 10, 2020
Op
How is that unclad pix
Health › Re: 5 Benefits Of Having Sex That You Didn’t Know! by Hypnotise: 7:11am On May 10, 2020
UltimatedeBest:
Wow! No wonder my guy no dull.
El oh El. Look but don't touch
Romance › Re: How Spain Sex Workers Fend For Themselves During Lockdown by Hypnotise: 6:57am On May 10, 2020
Man kind vs Corona virus
Phones › Re: I Just Lost My Phone!! by Hypnotise: 6:55am On May 10, 2020
Sorry for the loss. It was meant to be.
Celebrities › Re: Sexy SA News Anchor Breaking The Internet by Hypnotise: 6:45am On May 10, 2020
She is beautiful. Example of a trophy wife.
Romance › Re: Booty & Thick Women Gang: Which Of These Nigerian-Ghanian Girls Will You Date? by Hypnotise:
Remaboy:
Girl 9 try small.
See girl 7.
Naso. If she use yansh press you small you go don run begin salivate ask for account number.
Science/Technology › Re: The Owl's Long Legs by Hypnotise: 6:27am On May 10, 2020
I knew this the very day I was borned
Romance › Re: How N Where Do U Think This Guy Got This Injury? Only Senior Apostles Will Know by Hypnotise: 6:25am On May 10, 2020
Dreyton36:
Doggy on top old rug
What he said
Romance › Re: Whatsapp SEX Conversation Between A Male Teacher & His 15-year-old Student (pic) by Hypnotise: 6:22am On May 10, 2020
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Men are vile and disgusting and I hope they all fucking die.
You've lost your mind. Are you not a man? You sef go follow nah.
With that been said, he should be arrested as a sex offender.
Romance › Re: No Romance Without Finance. by Hypnotise: 10:12pm On May 09, 2020
lefulefu:
u no lie on that about the choice of babe but then the fact is there some girls dating their sugar daddies who still go back in secret to have sex with their boyfriends cheesy.Abi do u think many of these young girls are hundred percent faithful to their wealthy sugar daddie cheesy..they still have guys by the side wey dey fuk dem ooo.u suppose understand babes nau cheesy cheesy.A girl can marry a rich old man and still have a broke goodlooking guy by the side smashing her.All those so called abuja bigboys can relate to what i am saying here grin grin grin
This is a statement of fact brother.
A woman's loyalty can never be bought.
Money may not keep a woman but will surely entice her. Why women go back to a particular ex or b.f is because he makes her feel. Either by evoking emotions or especially by sex. She may even give testimony to her friends. That's why a man should be excellent in that aspect as well.
Romance › Re: No Romance Without Finance. by Hypnotise: 9:44pm On May 09, 2020
lefulefu:
how many fit politicians have u seen in naija? this is not hollywood or nollywood cheesy and for married women sleeping with their bosses 99 percent cases its just for money if the boss is loaded or for promotion .i am using nigerian perspective and not other foreign climes cheesy.if u broke u can still get laid with ease except maybe u broke,ugly and also suffer from erectile dysfunction grin grin
El oh El.
Such a person should cry to God for help. However a broke ugly guy may not like the kind of women showing him interest. Maybe kafila the bread seller or not so fine babe down the street fit dey trip for am but certainly not the beautiful damsel from lekki.
A rich ugly guy can get the babe from lekki, ikoyi, abuja and even the bread seller if he wants.
Romance › Re: No Romance Without Finance. by Hypnotise: 9:41pm On May 09, 2020
pansophist:
One doesn't invalidate the other. Both can coexist together. Just as the rich guy has his own customer, so does the handsome guy. And an handsome rich guy will get more women than a fucking rich guy. Eg, C Ronaldo is not a billionaire, but he will get more chicks than Bill Gates.

Also, the thing a broke guy can do to improve his chances with women is to work on their look. Also, it is usually advance women that have grown through the bad boy phase that dont really worry much about looks if the guy compensate with wealth. Observe teenage girls, or girls in their early 20's not dealing with the pressure of settling down, it is looks. women like handsome guys, universally. Anyone that passee through high school and uni should not be surprised by this.

Also, when a womans need for security has been met, they usually still crave for some good young meat. From when biblical Joseph enter trouble because of potiphers wife wey ran knack am, to the story of the rich mans wife wey park to her vulcanizer one room, looks can not be discounted.
Obviously, a rich handsome guy like C. Ronaldo would definetly get attention from ladies anytime 24/7. If he was ugly but rich,he'll still gets attention, but if he was handsome and broke chances are only those women who genuinely feel something for him will show interest. He may not like the choice of women that show intrest in him. Some women can even embarrass him. Beggars can't be choosers.

If a man is ugly and rich women do the chasing and things happen faster but if a man is handsome and broke, chances are less women will be intrested in him and things happen much slower.
Celebrities › Re: One Of The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria Spotted At ATM. by Hypnotise: 9:19pm On May 09, 2020
What can she offer
Science/Technology › Re: Two Headed Snake Found In India, Baffles Wildlife Experts (Photos) by Hypnotise: 9:07pm On May 09, 2020
They worship this kind of snake in Badagry
Romance › Re: No Romance Without Finance. by Hypnotise: 9:04pm On May 09, 2020
lefulefu:
the politician cant have that energy to fuk nau.He is potbellied,overweight and old.na the broke guy dey enjoy the goodies.Ask all these young girls that sleep with old men and they will tell u things.Most times they just prefer a girl to massage their back with oil or give them hand job and after dat dem just dash the girl 300k cheesy.why do u think most girls would do anythin to date a sugar daddy..no stress at al in it.but when the girl really needs a hard satisfying sex she goes to her broke younger bf to get it.
Bros, what will you say about a politician that is muscular and goes to the gym frequently?
Or a physically fit business tycoon. That's why married women cheat on their husbands with their Boss.

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