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No such thing as bad publicity for artists.

LikeAking:
As a sharp guy way you be,you one knack her.Who says you can't have it all,you are the boss na.

You one make the girl work for office and make the girl work for bed room.That's a real over time.You pay her salary you collect am back via the bedroom. Sharp guy.

OK,you don knack that your female staff Abi,she come dey create problem for your office, she come dey do any how.

I go help you:


No doubt,the moment you start b*nging your female staffs, they will start forming, one thing,one thing in your office/business (May be they they think the sex was a promotion), but that should not bother you at all.

The most important thing is you have collected your own share,and if she start doing any how in your business/or office because you have promoted her to your bed room,then fire her immediately without any remorse.

After all it's your office and you are the boss.Make that girl no dey allow your John Thomas decive her with fake promotion. Yes, prove that to her.

With that same job offer, you can get more and more beautiful girl's that will warm your bed steady.You can even turn this format into your employment tradition.

Lot's of people will say,don't bleep your female staffs, but why can't you have it all, when you are the boss.It's all part of the boss life style.

But don't forget that the moment your female staffs start misbehaving in the office because you have bcnged them,then fire them immediately.

I don try for you.

Well there's the probability of a sacked staff turning malicious and accusing the previous boss of rape to spite him.

bodybuilder:
When a woman wrongs you and asks for forgiveness

Never, I repeat, never forgive her

Cast her out!

Here's it, if you forgive a woman she doesn't see as you been considerate and accepting the fact that everyone makes mistakes.

She is sees you as weak and spineless.

In her head, if you had other options to replace her you shouldn't have forgiven her.

She will punish more for forgiving her.

Forgiving her shows weakness, It shows you can't replace her.

And a woman can never respect a man who can't cast her out in the blink of an eye.

Never Forgive a woman.

Breakup with her, throw her out of your house. If she messes up. Don't give her a second chance.

Instead of casting her out, it's better to punish her. I mean letting her know that this is her punishment for doing so so so and so.

This is serious. I can bet it's as a result of watching too much porn

Were you head boy in secondary school?

IduNaOba:
The way Americans blast this guy ehn they even call him a robot

Billionaire robot

I don't even understand. This seems like film trick

zoedew:
If you cannot comprehend my post I leave you to your imagination. No matter how long you hypnotise anyone the spell will be broken with time. It does not endure and that is why you call yourself. Put two and two together and you have the answer!

Mr, stop being unnecessarily sentimental like a woman.

zoedew:
You just validated my position as to your personality.

You're the one spewing nonsense thinking it's wisdom. You said I'm not real, is it a ghost replying you? You mentioned eminent end, isn't your end eminent as well? Or do you plan to live forever?

zoedew:
[s]I get your drift. You are the end-product of the hantu drink! Your place in the process is at the point of execution!! The challenge is that you do not last enough to be meaningful. You actually are a passing phase. You are not for real! Your end is imminent. All hope is not lost though as you can still retrace your steps by choosing to be real. So long Amigo!

[/s]
Trash.

zoedew:
She put the law to use! Good! One is in the hope that the parents in collusion with the parents won’t give her hantu to drink in the bid to hypnotise her into the marriage to the shameless paedophile.

I don't need hantu drink to do my work.

If he cuts his hair, will he become a billionaire tomorrow, next week or next year?

Samson cut his hair and lost his glory.

3 times
1 in the morning. 1 in the afternoon. 1 in the evening.
If symptoms persists after 2 days, please consult your doctor

tasceige:
Lemme share a story....

This happened during the phase 2 lockdown, I happened to roam the internet alot, one app will surely take me to another, say from Nairaland to Twitter and something will take me to Instagram and back to WhatsApp story.

Met this amazing babe in NY, I'm in Nigeria though. We talk and chat once a while mostly about ourselves and things we do. You know a time will come during a phone conversation when there is absolutely nothing else to say but you just wanna keep the call going pending when something pressing will come from any end.

My mistake was asking this question, "hey so what have you eaten today?" I wish I never asked. And then the question came "what's with Nigerian guys and this kinda question". I said to my self, guy!! you don fumble. But then there is always something to say.

Told her, my idea of asking is not because I wanna know if you're taking care of your self or something, afterall you're an adult, rather most times I always don't have any idea of what I'm gonna eat considering the lockdown, so may be what you've eaten might give me an inspiration towards what I'm gonna eat next.
To also think about it, some people forget to eat, citing an example from my place of work before the lockdown. It's takes someone asking me if I've eaten before I remember I haven't had anything to eat for that day.

She bought the response, though it's true. And i jejely told her I wanna go get some ingredients to cook the jollof rice and chicken since that was what she ate.

Lol.
U for fall your own hand.

gotnel:
They are in it together. Collaboration between the two evil groups

That means double trouble

Barbing
Printing
Graphics design
Sewing
Programming

Silicon

A lot of men have gone to hell because of ordinary yansh

Oh low show
She needs someone that can pound her for at least 30 mins.

Who is behind this virus. Is it China or bill gates?

As a man, self control is key. Am sure this kind of guy is a simp who would gladly pay rent of #400k for his girlfriend.

Tobinrobin:
Actually it was merely clout chasing on twitter. That’s not even the account of the guy’s picture lol.

That twitter world ehn...

Ladies often do it. So what stops a guy from doing it too?

arinzos:
And when i stop taking all these nko, Hope everything won't go back again?

No. Your body let's you keep them because you've earned them.

arinzos:
60

Ok.

There is a science to this.

60kg is too small for a matured man to weigh. As a man you should aim for between 75kg and 85kg.

Do you know that if you add 1kg per week for 5months, you won't look the same way ever again.

The goal is you should increase your calories in take to 2200 to 2500 everyday.

That is achievable by buying a blender and preparing weight gaining smoothies of about 1000 or more. (Check YouTube for weight gain smoothies)
Take in the morning and night and also eat some other foods. That way you'll consume more calories.

I bet you, within 3 months, you'll become a different person.

Also download pro home workout app on play store and make use of the utility section.

arinzos:
Secret kwa
Tell me.

The secret is adding at least 30kg to your body mass and looking more muscular. What is your current weight?

arinzos:
My own be say i thank God for beard. But my body is still the same since sec School.
When i see some of my Classmates ,they will be Like" you are still the same, only for the beard"

My clothes of 3-5 yrs ago still de size me Normal na me de use Shame stop to de wear am.
I am Lean and with small Structure.but you can't grade me as Short or tall.
Its frustrating Sometimes, but I don't care again.

Do you want to know the secret to changing?

Have short term and long term goals

I think her husband actually but that's even worse