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Romance › Re: Lady Shares Photo Of Her Man, Calls Him A "Two Minutes Noodles" (photos) by Hypnotise: 2:12pm On May 17, 2020
Oh low show
She needs someone that can pound her for at least 30 mins.
Health › Re: There Is Already A Corona Vaccine Since 2014 And Guess Who Owns The Patent by Hypnotise: 2:05pm On May 17, 2020
Who is behind this virus. Is it China or bill gates?
Romance › Re: Coronavirus: CCTV Captures Man Masturbating Behind A Lady In Supermarket (video) by Hypnotise: 2:03pm On May 17, 2020
As a man, self control is key. Am sure this kind of guy is a simp who would gladly pay rent of #400k for his girlfriend.
Celebrities › Re: Lady Yansh Left Open Wide After Her Boyfriend Denied Her. PHOTOS by Hypnotise: 1:44pm On May 17, 2020
Tobinrobin:
Actually it was merely clout chasing on twitter. That’s not even the account of the guy’s picture lol.
That twitter world ehn...
Celebrities › Re: What A World.man Uses Sex To Pay Up House Rent(photo) by Hypnotise: 1:42pm On May 17, 2020
Ladies often do it. So what stops a guy from doing it too?
Romance › Re: Those Who Look Younger Than Their Age How Do You Cope by Hypnotise: 11:55am On May 16, 2020
arinzos:
And when i stop taking all these nko, Hope everything won't go back again?
No. Your body let's you keep them because you've earned them.
Romance › Re: Those Who Look Younger Than Their Age How Do You Cope by Hypnotise: 11:43am On May 16, 2020
arinzos:
60
Ok.

There is a science to this.

60kg is too small for a matured man to weigh. As a man you should aim for between 75kg and 85kg.

Do you know that if you add 1kg per week for 5months, you won't look the same way ever again.

The goal is you should increase your calories in take to 2200 to 2500 everyday.

That is achievable by buying a blender and preparing weight gaining smoothies of about 1000 or more. (Check YouTube for weight gain smoothies)
Take in the morning and night and also eat some other foods. That way you'll consume more calories.

I bet you, within 3 months, you'll become a different person.

Also download pro home workout app on play store and make use of the utility section.
Romance › Re: Those Who Look Younger Than Their Age How Do You Cope by Hypnotise: 11:18am On May 16, 2020
arinzos:
Secret kwa grin
Tell me.
The secret is adding at least 30kg to your body mass and looking more muscular. What is your current weight?
Romance › Re: Those Who Look Younger Than Their Age How Do You Cope by Hypnotise: 11:05am On May 16, 2020
arinzos:
My own be say i thank God for beard. But my body is still the same since sec School.
When i see some of my Classmates ,they will be Like" you are still the same, only for the beard"

My clothes of 3-5 yrs ago still de size me Normal na me de use Shame stop to de wear am.
I am Lean and with small Structure.but you can't grade me as Short or tall.
Its frustrating Sometimes, but I don't care again.
Do you want to know the secret to changing?
Romance › Re: A Practical Piece Of Advice For People Under 30 by Hypnotise: 9:36am On May 16, 2020
Have short term and long term goals
Celebrities › Re: Instagram Celebrity Janemena Caught Making Love With Her Manager (video). by Hypnotise: 2:40am On May 16, 2020
I think her husband actually but that's even worse
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Odumeje Spotted Playing Football With Street Boys by Hypnotise: 2:39am On May 16, 2020
Pastor easy with your spiritual dribbling.
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Who Smoke Weed Viewed As Wayward? by Hypnotise: 2:21am On May 16, 2020
EjaikreTheViper:
i have noticed that most girls who smoke weed are seen as wayward girls and even sometimes, as runs girls.i think smoking is just a habit people learn. it has nothing to do with our individual character
i have friends from high school and uni who smoke weed. We hang out together and they great people with great personality. Most of them are doing well in their chosen fields of life.
our society always judge books from their covers.
Too bad.

#donotjudge
#weedisjustahabit
I smoke weed with my female pals and it's fun.
It's only people that are not enlightened or have never tried it that give all sorts of derogatory comments about it.
Weed is natural. However I don't support a woman smoking during pregnancy.
Health › Re: I Dont Have Corona Virus Little Boy Cries As NCDC Forcefully Takes Him by Hypnotise: 2:08am On May 16, 2020
El oh El
Nairaland General › Re: Who Knows The Meaning Of This Sign? by Hypnotise(op): 1:42am On May 16, 2020
Scratches:
If it's by a lady, it simply means she wants to get close to you.
It was actually by a man so I don't understand the parole
Business › Re: Jeff Bezos Could Become World’s First Trillionaire By 2026 by Hypnotise: 9:13am On May 15, 2020
Humblega:
My low key buddy. Despite lost of huge amount of money to divorce. He is still rocking it.

He has rooted amazon in almost all first world countries.


See ds quote.......even at #380. $180k is over #68million .



So just imagine if some1 has been earning such huge since and still not matched
I highly doubt this fact
Romance › Re: The Day You Marry A Lady Smarter Than You, Then You're finished !!! by Hypnotise: 6:57pm On May 13, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
mr smart man... no let over sense kill u
I seek wisdom and understanding. What do you seek?
Romance › Re: The Day You Marry A Lady Smarter Than You, Then You're finished !!! by Hypnotise: 1:30pm On May 13, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
Evan's the kidnapper was a smart kid... Yahoo boys are Smart kids... Do you still want smart kids cheesy
Evans was an evil man. Albert Einstein was a smart kid who grew up to become a smart man.
Romance › Re: The Day You Marry A Lady Smarter Than You, Then You're finished !!! by Hypnotise: 11:16am On May 13, 2020
Marrying a smarter woman guarantees you'll have smart kids.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Kiss Starboy Wizkid In Front Of Her Family by Hypnotise: 10:56am On May 13, 2020
Don't click. Fake video
Celebrities › Re: Meet The World's Shortest Man, Edward Ninoh [PHOTO] by Hypnotise: 10:54am On May 13, 2020
So will be looking up to Aki & Pawpaw or what?
Romance › Re: One Reason You Shouldn't Masturbate by Hypnotise: 10:46am On May 13, 2020
To be honest masturbation is not good. It is associated with the devil and has many negative consequence. After you cum what next?
Politics › Re: Ike Ekweremadu Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Hypnotise: 8:08am On May 13, 2020
rummmy:
what about PMB from his military head of state till date.
His own case is different. He has been incompetent right from day 1.
Romance › Re: Relationship Without Sex, Will It Work? by Hypnotise: 3:16pm On May 12, 2020
If I hear no sex, I'll begins suspecting the woman
Business › Re: Dollar Sells For N445 As Forex Scarcity Persists by Hypnotise: 11:45am On May 12, 2020
God abeg oo
Politics › Re: Ike Ekweremadu Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Hypnotise: 10:00am On May 12, 2020
asobo:
In his 5th term.
Wow.
Really?
Politics › Re: Ike Ekweremadu Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Hypnotise: 8:21am On May 12, 2020
Flyingngel:
Hypnotise post:




Happy birthday sir.
Go to Germany. Your brothers have something to tell you.

What is the impact of being in the senate for 3 Consecutive terms (12 years)?



Bros, u see Ekweremadu, thatan is good. He has brought dividends of democracy to his people.
I serve in his village and his philanthropic way of life is second to none; let me not talk abt Aninri road from Aki na ukwa.
If my Senator were to up his game to at least 60% of what Ike has done and is still doing, there is no Senator in USA that will be able to compare the number of years spent with my senator.
Because he would be a life member of the Senate except he choose not to contest again.
Ok. Thanks for the enlightenment
Politics › Re: Ike Ekweremadu Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Hypnotise: 7:57am On May 12, 2020
SLAP44:
Liars are liable to die quick.
So you better change your ways and stop lying.
Politics › Re: Ike Ekweremadu Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Hypnotise: 7:55am On May 12, 2020
ckenneths:
That's not true. This senator has even over delivered on his promises.
Ok like what? We learn everyday
Politics › Re: Ike Ekweremadu Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Hypnotise:
Happy birthday sir.
Go to Germany. Your brothers have something to tell you.
lalasticlala:
He is a member of the People's Democratic Party and was the Deputy President of the Nigerian Senate for three consecutive (6th, 7th and 8th) senate.
What is the impact of being in the senate for 3 Consecutive terms (12 years)?
TV/Movies › Re: Money Heist Vs Prison Break! by Hypnotise: 7:40am On May 12, 2020
I go with Money Heist. Money Heist dey Hot right about now.
Foreign Affairs › Re: White House Staffers To Wear Face-Masks In West Wing by Hypnotise: 7:29am On May 12, 2020
Why won't they wear mask? Covid 19 is not a respecter of anyone or anyplace including the white house. Cobik 1 9 bilus no send una at all

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