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Virgin kee her there

Religion makes a lot of people gullible especially women i dare say because it's closely linked with emotions

Advertising their market. Hmmmm

stupidity:
Naija.....



I was in church today and pastor said everyone should sow a new year seed on the 1st of January. He said the seed must be in a very robust envelope. Where I got angry was, he cautioned his members to be sure they sow the seed before embarking on their Christmas holiday trip. That he doesn’t want stories where the money that was supposed to be used to sow the seed was given to mama, sister, uncle, brother in the village to buy tomatoes

Yahoo pastor

jabor4Naija:
He always wants to trend, if his bentley is arriving soon then what does he want us to do? Kill turkey? Rubbish

Bad belle statement

Who are these ones?

Kaysalas:
Can you recommend some n price range

Purchasing is quite expensive. Do you have a blender?

Vick4rill:
bro lost of weight no matter how l eat, tiredness, unnecessary nervousness while in means of opposite sex, anger and depression after l am through.

You lose weight because you're calories deficient. Do you know about weight gainer shakes?

Ginalex:
hello good evening. Went there today... Actually saw just one but it was not brand new... They don't sell brand new UK clothings at tejuosho shopping mall.

Ok. So what other options are you left with? Would you consider sewing it?

Weed is an inspirational drug.


Ask fela
Ask bob marley
Ask obama
Ask wizkid etc

K

simplepee:
Rest in peace girl.

Preek sweet Preek sweet naso this one take go o.Too much of everything is bad.

Cho cho cho. Your mouth is too sharp

Don't stop at words. Get physical

mechanics:
hahahaha, what do you want to use one bundle for?

me i need 10 bundles

Stop making this kind of people famous.

Why all these senseless killings

Germany visa

Mazigabriel:
You cannot tell ooo. How many women in developed countries needs penis when vibrator and sex machine is available.

Mechanical love. I'm sure she desires real love because she's human. There's always that desire.

The Christmas tree is fully packaged

Shey na carpet go dey give am pr1ck? Mcheeww

Awaoyelmoni:
My buddy did this at a zoo once, when he was separated by the unbreakable glass of the gorilla enclosure. He is an idiot. He was probably 37 years old at the time. He started hopping up and down and pounding his chest. A gorilla quickly closed the distance between him and the glass and pounded his giant ape fist to the glass, creating a loud and echoing sound. Then the gorilla just stood there and stared him down. The glass didn't crack or break, but my friend said he had never been more scared in his life. He quickly walked away with his figurative tail between his legs while trying to catch his breath, wondering how he could have been so stupid.

cc' Conrad Chestnut
Owner at Fire Suppression Company

Why was your friend scared? Is he not a man?

Phenomenal16:
..joyful noise.....u know where am coming from?

where are you coming from? D oda room?

Terry G na Boss

Sai baba... Sai buhari ... (That year)

I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody (Scam!)

Mr president and his family are flexing while the rest of the masses are enduring next level.

Inside Nigeria

Some women are just soo boring.... Gosh

Phenomenal16:
Ahhh!!!,,uhhh!!!,,,oooo!!!,,,,oh yes oh yes...right there...
What am I even saying... Talk for anoda day....my head is paining me....biko nu don't mention me

why are you making noise?

Whata shame

Let her start a milk business

Are you a virgin?

She doesn't appreciate you. No point trying to convince her by wasting precious time and energy.

Like father like son