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Jokes Etc › Re: What Happens If You Start Pounding Your Chest In Front Of A Gorilla? by Hypnotise: 5:11am On Dec 11, 2019
Awaoyelmoni:
My buddy did this at a zoo once, when he was separated by the unbreakable glass of the gorilla enclosure. He is an idiot. He was probably 37 years old at the time. He started hopping up and down and pounding his chest. A gorilla quickly closed the distance between him and the glass and pounded his giant ape fist to the glass, creating a loud and echoing sound. Then the gorilla just stood there and stared him down. The glass didn't crack or break, but my friend said he had never been more scared in his life. He quickly walked away with his figurative tail between his legs while trying to catch his breath, wondering how he could have been so stupid.

cc' Conrad Chestnut
Owner at Fire Suppression Company
Why was your friend scared? Is he not a man?
Romance › Re: Mistakes Women Make On Bed by Hypnotise: 8:44pm On Dec 10, 2019
Phenomenal16:
..joyful noise.....u know where am coming from?
where are you coming from? D oda room? grin
Celebrities › Re: Terry G Begs Mimi Omoregbe, His Baby Mama For Another Chance by Hypnotise: 4:43pm On Dec 10, 2019
Terry G na Boss
Politics › Re: President Buhari & His Children, Hanan And Yusuf Buhari In Beautiful Photoshoot by Hypnotise: 3:46pm On Dec 10, 2019
Sai baba... Sai buhari ... (That year)

I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody (Scam!)

Mr president and his family are flexing while the rest of the masses are enduring next level.

Inside Nigeria
Romance › Re: Mistakes Women Make On Bed by Hypnotise: 1:02pm On Dec 10, 2019
Some women are just soo boring.... Gosh
Romance › Re: Mistakes Women Make On Bed by Hypnotise: 1:02pm On Dec 10, 2019
Phenomenal16:
Ahhh!!!,,uhhh!!!,,,oooo!!!,,,,oh yes oh yes...right there...
What am I even saying... Talk for anoda day....my head is paining me....biko nu don't mention me
why are you making noise?
Crime › Re: Lady Set On Fire By Her Yahoo Boyfriend Over Infidelity, Dies (Video) by Hypnotise: 12:49pm On Dec 10, 2019
Whata shame
Romance › Re: My New Girlfriend Has A Big Br**st. Please Advise. by Hypnotise: 5:48am On Dec 10, 2019
Let her start a milk business
Romance › Re: Ask The Person Below You A Very Senseless Question by Hypnotise: 5:46am On Dec 10, 2019
Are you a virgin?
Romance › Re: Experts In Women Relations Needed O by Hypnotise: 5:16am On Dec 10, 2019
She doesn't appreciate you. No point trying to convince her by wasting precious time and energy.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Jr Wins Tournament, Named Best Striker by Hypnotise: 5:09am On Dec 10, 2019
Like father like son
Business › Re: Let Us Make Millions Together With Your Connections by Hypnotise: 10:51pm On Dec 09, 2019
I am a professional website developer and a seasoned mobile app creator.

Contact me for a stunning website or a fully functioning app. Thanks
Business › Re: Invest in This Profitable Website by Hypnotise(op):
Canada visa
Business › Re: My View On NAIRA MARLEY As A Business Case Study. by Hypnotise: 10:26pm On Dec 09, 2019
Tobinrobin:
This is wrong to some extent. Bandwagon effect is a psychological phenomenon in which people do something primarily because other people are doing it, regardless of their own beliefs, which they may ignore or override. People aren’t listening to Naira Marley because others are, they’re listening to him because of his gained popularity after EFCC’s probe. Now you can’t call that a band wagon effect.
People also listen to him because he has content and he is unruly. One thing in particular about him is that he's uncommonly bold.
Sports › Re: Bernd Leno Wins Arsenal Player Of The Month For November by Hypnotise: 9:28pm On Dec 09, 2019
Congrats
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Wants To Defend Heavyweight Titles In Nigeria by Hypnotise: 9:27pm On Dec 09, 2019
Champion
Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Should Learn How To Forgive, Very Important by Hypnotise: 8:30pm On Dec 09, 2019
Czartega:
But you have forgotten 13 times table in fact 3 times table
I still remember
Celebrities › Re: Rosemond Brown Twerks With Cardi B, Her Wig Falls Off by Hypnotise: 8:17pm On Dec 09, 2019
Fvck up grin cheesy grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Serious Relationship by Hypnotise: 11:05pm On Dec 08, 2019
muyisjay:
I need a beautiful and decent girl for a serious relationship pls don't hesitate to chat me up with this number 08066925878
Area ready to spend?
Celebrities › Re: Revealed! Cardi B Was Paid Staggering N1.8 Billion Naira To Perform In Africa by Hypnotise: 10:55pm On Dec 08, 2019
Just for 2 days work. shocked That money is staggering.
Christianity Etc › Re: Breaking: Deeper Life Pastor Kumuyi Son Become Born Again by Hypnotise: 10:44pm On Dec 08, 2019
He has no choice
Health › Re: Please Can Somebody Help Me by Hypnotise: 10:42pm On Dec 08, 2019
EzendiEgo1:
that her stomach is paining her
Could be that time of the month.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Banana Taped To Wall Which Sold For $120k Eaten In Front Of Crowd (video) by Hypnotise: 10:26pm On Dec 08, 2019
Ridiculousness.
Fashion › Re: Babcock Female Students Your Attention Are Needed Here. by Hypnotise: 10:23pm On Dec 08, 2019
Ginalex:
Thanks a lot. I'll Check it tomorrow. I pray I find what I'm looking for. Thanks again smiley
My pleasure
Education › Re: Ademola Tayo, Babcock VC: Why We Expelled Sex Tape Student by Hypnotise:
Babc0ck
Bab c0ck
Bab c0ck

How many times did i call you?

"They said the girls are always swallowing"

Hmmmmm
Fashion › Re: Babcock Female Students Your Attention Are Needed Here. by Hypnotise: 10:15pm On Dec 08, 2019
Ginalex:
You sure you know it? It comes with a belt. I think it's a UK brand. Please which store in Yaba? Lemme try going them after work tomorrow. Thanks in anticipation smiley Couldn't get in Lagos island... All the stores I entered tried giving me something else angry
I don't actually know the store but it's within tejosho shopping mall or you can ask those yaba guys. They could be helpful sometimes.
Education › Re: OAU Will Exit National Grid By December 31 — VC by Hypnotise: 10:05pm On Dec 08, 2019
Chai.
Health › Re: Please Can Somebody Help Me by Hypnotise: 10:03pm On Dec 08, 2019
EzendiEgo1:
thank you sir.

Does it mean the sign of sickness maybe another thing
Which signs is she showing?

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