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rosalieene:
thanks dear
whr d fruit salad, I really need it

... Here is it, *gives her fruit salad*, do enjoy ur self.....!!

eaglevision:
goodu afternoon dearie? hav u had ur salad today?

..am gud, lolz. Ofcos, u want some?

spixytinxy:
Fraiser villagegoat don show ooo, mk we go tie am again

... *shouting very loudly* Make una leav dat goat oooooooo, nobody should touch dat goat oooo.... Toor!!! Shebi una kno say we get naming ceremony...... Na Rukkyola baby naming ceremony,...

rosalieene:
Important information PCMs
Do not laminate your statement of result. A stitch in time saves nine. Do not say u didn't hear this.
Some camps do verify with electronic blablabla and so it must not be laminated to verify if the result is real

wait oo... Is dat rosalieene.... Nne, hw hav u been, were did u go to, u look very tired, oya come and take fruit salad...

jubrealguy:
how's your day going.......our neighbours nko, u don share fruit salad give everybody?

... Yea dear, and, jst incase u meet anyone dat want some, dnt hesitate to lemme kno ok?

Qutyjoice:
No not yet.

Neighbour!! Neighbor!!! Surest Neighbor!!! Hw u today, hope ur night was bam!!

spixytinxy:
Qutyjoice, iambibi, Dtobs nd my swit hardie ekasan oooooo

.. Spixytinxy Alobam, we see u!! hw u doin today deariee, hope ur gud.......

jubrealguy:
baby......u have foreign accent na, don't u?

... Lolz, am trying my best... Lolz

Fraiser:
I no tink sey I go fit join dat OBS o, unless den go allow make we dey speak pidgin, may b I go join d group wey go dey help dem for kitchen,

... Lwkmd... Dis guy abeg no kill me with laff... Oya na, daa ma for kitchen notin like screening or auditioning, jst dey obedient, keep firewood for were u suppose keep firewood, blow fire wen u suppose blow fire, test food wen u suppose test food, and u go enjoy ur camp!! shikena, dats all, wen u finish ur tin, dey go ur way jejeje, notin concern u ..

Fraih:

Joining the OBS CREW, you must be prepared for some task and sacrifice because while others are resting after the long day, you might be needed to meet and put some things in place.

But then, you are at an advantage because the soldiers will not put pressure on you if you tell them you are coming from OBS meeting in an instance whereby you go to parade ground late.
I am surely joining the crew in camp. [ quote]... Yea, dats ryt, true talk Fraih, i also hope to join too... (evn though i heard that they luv to form d foreign accent) Buh God pass them shaa [quote author=Fraih post=43756507]
Joining the OBS CREW, you must be prepared for some task and sacrifice because while others are resting after the long day, you might be needed to meet and put some things in place.

But then, you are at an advantage because the soldiers will not put pressure on you if you tell them you are coming from OBS meeting in an instance whereby you go to parade ground late.
I am surely joining the crew in camp.

... Yea, dats ryt, true talk Fraih, i also hope to join too... (evn though i heard that they luv to form d foreign accent stuff alot) Buh God pass them shaa for we must join!!!

Rukkyola:
Chai! OYO is my case! Iambibi don dump me 4 OYO. I no go tell my husband anything. OYO is his case 2. By d way help me find house boy o. My Eddy sey e no want make I suffer. Help me ask sc31 weda she go apply 2 b our maid.

...wah dahhh..... SC31? Maid? No ooooo, i no gree for dis one oo, her husband go jst kill una, instead no worry urself, wen d time come all of us, all d wives go come help u out, no worry ur self u hear, ehen,... Oya rest well well, if u want fruit salad jst tell me i go prepare am for u.., if u want eat any food, tell me i go call kitchen for u, and any day wey u go deliver ur baby, na dah villagegoat we go kill for u, so deariee no need to worry ur pretty head ok? Gud, .. Luv u plenty plenty

eaglevision:
good morning wonderful fam,hope we all had a splendid nyt rest? wishing everyone an exciting week ahead.some of us hav seen dis before bt just feel like sharing again make una no vex for d epistle u hear.
No matter how beautiful and handsome you are, just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists.
***Stop Boasting.
No matter how big and strong you are, you will not carry yourself to your Grave.
***Be Humble!
No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.
***Be Patient!
No matter how Light Skinned you are, you will always need light in Darkness.
***Take Caution!
No matter how Rich and many Cars you have, you will always walk to Bed.
***Be Contented!
Take Life Easy
Life is "Exp. + Exp. + Exp."
Yesterday was Experience.
Today is Experiment.
Tomorrow is Expectation.
So, use your Experience in your Experiment to achieve your Expectations.
#Shalom

lolz,.. Nice one!!!! Gudmorin!!

lastborn3401:
name:oluwaniyi olumide, institution:ekiti state University (EKSU), grad:2015,STATE: ogun,edo,kwara,kaduna.
new name:oluwaniyi olumide, institution:ekiti state University (EKSU), grad:2015,STATE: ogun,edo,kwara,kaduna.
new name:oluwaniyi olumide, institution:ekiti state University (EKSU), grad:2015,STATE: ogun,edo,kwara,kaduna.
new here, gudmorni pals

lastborn gudmorin sir, hw was ur night, hope it was gr8,...feel free to stop by for some fruit salad, or if u like goatmeat, we hav villagegoat, if u want to serve ur sef, the kitchen is there for u,... Wich eva way u want it.... We r all at ur service, once again ur welcom sir!! Do hav a nice day sir

jubrealguy:
night was wonderful and beautiful....dreamt of u in my dream sef.......hope u slept like a newborn

... Yes i did..... Which one is Kbs468's own naa

ABB1:
Yea thank God it went well, I hope with ma guy(jubreal) beside you yours was splendid

.. Lolz, yea it was, tnk u...and Greet ur bea for me o

jubrealguy:
see as ds my wife just fine anyhow.......sleep well beautiful

... Lolz, gudmorin dear, hw was ur night, hope it was wonderful, and hope u dreamt of me o.....

ABB1:
Amen! Good morning

helo deariee, gudmorin to u too, hw was ur night, hope u slept well?

Rukkyola:
Ahan! Iambibi dis ur advice get as e b o. I no fit tell am by myself o. U follow me go house go tell am?

lmaoooo i no fit do dat one oooo, my husband go kill me, , buh no worry shaa, jst go ask oda ppl too, den make u hear wetin dem go tell u first, anytin wey dem talk na wetin u go do.... No worry u hear, it is well!!

Good morning everyone, hw was our night, splendid i guess... If so, Glory be to God!!, This is d day dat dah Lord has made, and we shall rejoice and be glad in it, therefor, fresh Grace, fresh mercy, fresh Anointing, and fresh Wisdom and Understanding awaits us all IJN.... Happy new day!! Stay cool and remain Blessed!!!

Rukkyola:
My heart sey make I marry Eddykisses1 but I no want make sent4rina know. I go just run live house

.. Sweet neighbour gud morning, hw was ur night, wonderful i guess,... Lolz, u wan run live house, u for first go talk to Sent4rina naa, kno hw him feel, bfor u start marry, so dah him no co com scatter una house,..... Talk to Sent4rina first oooooo, and ask am weda him agree make eddy dey take care of u as him no dey alwys dey house, lolz. anytin wey him talk tooooor..... Hw u dey dis morning....

chisophia:
this really got me thinking, I would have to do some investigations. anyways I am fine. you?

.. Helo baby chisophia, gudmorin sweetheart, hw was ur nite,..splendid i guess. Dats reminds me, last night u left sirguy542 on his knees tru out, was it because of the red roses he forgot? (dah guy no dey hear word) .. By d way i hav fruit salad, dats if u care for some?

boboLIL:
biko, akpozina'm ur brother so that ncho mqbadoi ka odiri mu easy lols

lmaoooo...... I don hear

boboLIL:
biko, akpozina'm ur brother so that ncho mqbadoi ka odiri mu easy lols

lmaoooo......

eddykisses1:
Iambibi na su igbo...nwa nnem, ke ki me? Udo!

A di mma... Ka chi fuo nu!!

Wait ooo..... boboLIL nwa mama!! Is dah u.... My broda where hav u been, anyways happy sunday to u

jubrealguy:
bad ke...naah, imagine someone telling my wifey to go and b looking for maid upandan. Anyway, ur selflessness was second to none today, sirguy wud av u to thank forever should he get the gal

... Yes dear... Meanwhile am already feelin sleepy, gudnite dear, wen ur ready to sleep jst off ur lite.....sleep tight and swit drimz..we'l continue tomoro by God's grace, .... Buh untill den? , its light out!!!!!!..

eddykisses1:
Sorry na, if we don't take care of her...who will?

yes sir, ok sir, no problem sir!!! Once again nice punchlines

iamdynamite:
hmmmmmm,hello guys,dynamite is here,i can see that its been toasting galore here in golden city.
ok now make me sef no carry last,*thinking/who i go con toast now*. twinnie any idea?

twinnieeeee av missed u oooo..... For u i will do anytin, jst sight her and leav the rest to me...*i will definitely make a fruit salad dah will capture her soul for u*** dnt worry twinnie With God all tinz are possible!!!

jubrealguy:
u see?? u r being too nice to everybody.... i told u

..... buh dats ma nature naa.... Shey na to dey do bad beta?

sirguy542:
My good people of GC am finally signing out...iambibi thanks for your help..I will bounce back tomorrow evening by the grace of God & If my angel finally says yes to me I will give out free recharge card here in this G-city. Miss chisophia am still waiting for your positive response..I Love u all but na chisophia I love pass... Gud night my people.

.... Ok sir..... U need not to worry!! I will prepare anoda fruit salad dat MUST capture her soul for u... Buh untill den Gudnit and God bless!!

eddykisses1:
No na, you are not the maid ma, as iin to help me look for a maid for your neighbour as a good friend that you are...you can actually tell you friends if they have someone...I will make you fruit salad.

..... Ofcos i can neva b dah maid... Buh its all gud shaa.. I will try my best (shebi na me wan be neighbour)

eddykisses1:
My jewel that is not a problem....nah! it isn't, this is great news boo...it's the more reason why we should wed very early...I need to take care of you and your baby, you don't need to cook or wash your clothes or mine...we will beg iambibi to get us a maid.

... Chaiii Jesus!!! I don suffer!!