₦airaland Forum

Qutyjoice:
Eshey we're fyn.

my darling neighbor in whom ayam well pleased.... Hw u dey o.... I don miss u no b small

eddykisses1:
Ma bi nu o....*remembering the taste of the fruit salad* iambibi, can I get another ?

... Lolz.... *remembering how he walked out without sayin tnk u* well.... Isorite Wat r still frnds for... Oya take anoda fruit salad... Buh as ur goin, jst go straightttttttt. . like dah and dnt turn back .. because d next time u ask again, i assure u, u will definitely get a cry salad

CROBBOY:
One thing I always admire about your writing is how with written expressions you are able to clearly commumicate facial and physical expressions that would have only been perfectly conveyed psychologically through observation by sight.
The scenarios with which these are usually done suggests that the person on the other side of the divide (i.e YOU), should be one with a matured mind.
CUDOS DEARIE!
Returning back to your 'affair' with the President, its nice to know you have done the "Needful."

.... Oh ma gush!!! Am flattered!!! Tnks.. And God bless.

LogoDWhiz:
Uwc bro

... Pesidoooo!!!! *breathing heavily and running towards him* plz wait!! wait!! wait!!.... *short of breath buh still wants to talk* presido, tnk God i found u, av been looking for u all over d city.... *stops to breathe den continues * i jst want to say dah am so sorry abt yesterday, the tassi and everytin, *short of breath*.... therefore.. *stops to breathe and den continues* i apologize and i pledge neva to tassi and devaluate ur authority again, buh to be loyal and honest, and to serve Golden city with all my strength .*stands upright quickly to salute* So help me God!!!...

[quote author=eaglevision post=43710015][/quote]..oya. Come and take fruit salad...

eaglevision:
u dinnor even knw if ayam fine or nt,me i dae take kia of u but una wan use work kill me.

.. Haba!!!..... super eagle!!! It is not like dat naa... I go always pray for u!!

eddykisses1:
Why I no go notice? Since you said I shouldn't thank you....*collects the fruit salad and walks out*...heheheheheh

... *looking at him as he walks out and shaking my head* Lord hav mercy.... dis one dnt have one naira courtesy fa . C hw my fruit salad jst went like dah... U will con and ask nxt time...

eddykisses1:
Why you like fruit salad like dis? Infact where my own?

... Lolz.. U sef don notice? .... Lolz, it will make u look fresh always .. .. Ok take ur own fruit salad.. *givs him fruit salad*...... Dnt bother to tnk me, wat r frnds for...

ivcraig:
Dear prospective Nigerian Youth Service Corpers. As you prepare to serve our dear country, Nigeria, you must be prepared to be agents of change Nigeria desperately needs. Don't plan to attend camp only to make new friends with the opposite sex and have the fun of your life, rather, plan to influence people you meet positively by sharing the Gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ, motivating fellow corpers to strive for a better society, actively participating in community development service, discouraging corpers from wasting the service year engaging in unproductive and wasteful activities.
Remember you have a divine purpose in Christ Jesus.
We must dare to think big and change our mindset. Soon it will be AFRICA’s turn to help feed the world!.
By: @VictorIghalo

..Aha!! ATLAST!! D saviour is here.... Ur welcom sir..., this is exactly wat av been trying to explain and let dem kno bfor u came.. .Tnk Goodness ur here nw.!!!!! (Atleast to relief me of d gud works ) God bless u sir!!! *collects his bag* Once again u r Highly welcome sir!!!

Rukkyola:
u b bad friend i swear.i go report u 2 ur friend wen i c am.boju boju ko,siju siju ni.coconut tree ko,amala tree ni.yemi my lover ko,iambibi my hater ni

.... Lolz.. Dis geh u no go kill me...... Hu talk dah one again.... No mind am,.. Oya come swithrt,. *talking to her calmly* I no go lie i don miss u o..as in like crazy... If u like call me ajayi no salary, i no mind, buh Shey na Sent4rina, i go go call am from any where wey him dey hide make him betta com dey take care of u (his first lady).....i luv u very much and If u like say u no want o.. Buh u must be my NEIGHBOUR!!! (under must) I don tell u finish..lol and No curse me o because i kno u toh!! Oya come take fruit salad.. *gives her fruit salad *

mommysgirl:
I'm confused here

... Confused?..... Lolz...dnt be.... Oya dnt mind jayloms,... come and take fruit salad...!!..

jayloms:
Ma'am, I was totally discombobulated when d "daddy" word hit my face. Now, it just keeps reverberating in my head. I just hope this isn't my past returning to haunt me.

Mehn! She be-ha be playing.

.Chaiii... . Jayloms.... Abeg pity me naa..... Dis kind grammer for dis kind heat season... ...

jubrealguy:
A Wonderful night, it really was, Hope you slept well too

... Yes i did...

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE ooooooooooo!!! *knocking on their doors* WAKE UP! WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!!!! OYA HOW WAS OUR NIGHT? HOPE IT WAS WONDERFUL!!! ..

jubrealguy:
the God that I serve day and night no go allow am see anything sef

... Lolz.... Abi.... Gud morning dear and hope u had a wonderful night

mommysgirl:
Thank u daddy

... Hmmmmmmmmmmmm......jayloms? daddy? *Wispers in her ears* jst beta get ready for his grammers!!! *shouts aloud*.. Mommysgirl did i say anytin? And did u hear anytin? Shey am jst passing by? Gud!! ...... Tnk God... Gud morning!!!

Armynu:
Iambibi take key to the city..... Sleep yaf catch me. Abeg the touchlight dey close to that bench... Guard the city well o!!! Water dey fridge. I trust you to do well.. Goodnight/Goodmorning.

...... Lolz...key kwa?... Plz giv it to eaglevision.... He's d night crawler..... All d same gudmorin sir

And u Jayloms, wat r u still peeping at go and marry ur bed

LogoDWhiz:
Mschubby
Happy Convocation. .Congrats dear



Iambibi..go and sleep

i came to change my dp ooo... . *thinking in ma mind and looking around* hu is evn shouting my name like dah in d middle of d night. *seen him* oh presido, i jst came to close my door o, u too, go and sleep.... Stop peeping at ppl's door.. U wee not see anytin..... Gudnit *shots d door*.. ...

jubrealguy:
na so e dey b ds days oo, all husbands are out as per Friday night things....u cn see how all dem are all over fraiser wit style style. u cn c m d only husband with his wife on a friday night.....u sud b proud of me

... Lolz... Abi o..

Oyehomie:
Bera..lol

... Neighbor.... Where did u go to sef...

Oyehomie:
Bera..lol

... Neighbor.... Where did u go to sef...

jubrealguy:
won't u sleep ni? uve bn busy fighting my enemies all day, i think u sud go to bed now

.. Lol Enemies Ke?.. Lwkmd.... Abeg if u finish, plz do go and rest o... Gudnit

jubrealguy:
baby, my ways ain't crooked na. U av to trust me......sotigbo

.. Ok.o...... Meanwhile wt is goin on sef in dis neighborhood... Evrywhere is hot and noisy...Hope all is well

jubrealguy:
dont mind me jare......m getting high on stress.....pele dear.....wat is jagajaga.....i dnt kno d meaning

.. Sometin dat ain't straight....

jubrealguy:
when is my in law coming to visit us na....he juzz throw u giv me like ball, he no even look back again

wah dahhhh ... Like wetin?? Oya correct dat statement shap shap bfor u vex me.... And infact vow dah u will neva repeat all doz ur jaga jaga movement again... Oya!!!!!!

Fraiser:
hmmm horney dont tell me u re loosing faith in me, dont allow mind poisoners to come btw us, u know my luv for u is immeasurable

oooohhh!!! Akuko(story)!!!!

LogoDWhiz:
Lol..
Chai.. bibi o
Na cloth design she wan do for me..
Abi u sef go make designs for me?

maka y... if i catch my self...........

Qutyjoice:
Abeg call Olahomie join.

... Darling neighbour..... Hw fa... No worry ur self u hear

jubrealguy:
u kno i cn do and undo for u.....i can match anybody's eye....i know v left u to fight for ursef during d day, na work make me nocturnal.......infact, i v bn given wife leave in d office today......so does that make u happy?

awwwwn dats gud to hear

Fraiser:
you too like attention self, too much attention seekin woman eventually cheat on husband o, because of say hin don marry now hin no go work again abi

.. Him go go work and him go giv me attention... So durrrhhhhh

jubrealguy:
abeg, i wantu ask one question....which one is better, seeing ur boo 24hrs in a day + drinking a lot of garri and seeing ur boo 12hrs a day + eating a lot of pizzas and sharwama and chicken............i dey ask cos na d latter my wife dey demand

...lolz Olorun ma je!! Me demand for d latter? No na..... Oya come and rest joh..