₦airaland Forum

Rukkyola:
The only love of my life. Nothing will happen! D guy no fit show up. E don loss. I go find one wicked dog keep 4 dis house. If he show face, d dog go bite am.

.. Lmaooooooo..... Rukkyola u shall not kill me with laff... Dog for Sent4rina? Tell me ur joking ryt?... now back to business, rukky, u b my frnd , i luv u so much and dats y i help u go find Sent4rina dat time, bring am come house, tell u to forgiv him, u no ansa me,...u say make i no disturb u.. Ok make i ask u,... U dey complain say Sent4rina no come house abi, ok assuming u con be Fraih nko, wey Shammak travel leav for a verrrrrrryyyyyyy long time, tell me wetin u for do.... Sent4rina jst comot for jst 4days, only 4days oo, u don become one big monster over night.....haba naaaa, deariee, it is not gud,... U for atleast wait for d Sent4rina bfor u pack go meet eddykisses1,...... And d truth b say eddykisses1 don talk am say, him no want trouble o, therefor, he wil return u to ur baby Sent4rina, and den una go settle d matter u hear,... I luv u and will always do.. *pecks her on d forehead* oya be a gud girl and go back to ur reall home, Abeg, na beg i dey beg u, and time don dey reach wey u go born Sent4rina baby oo, and i guess u dnt want to do dat in anoda mans house... So do d ryt thing my dear..... Tank u!!!

iamdynamite:
twinnie me goodmorning,sure you slept good,abeg twinnie i reached an agreement with fraiser and part of the agreement is for you to give himm fruit salad for one month everymorning,and i know that wont be too much for you to do.thanks in anticipation

.. Twinnie gud morning, yea i slept gud and hope u did too,......wait oo Twinnie, Fraiser? my fruit salad? Every morning? for one bloody month? At dis my tender age?? ..am finished!!! . Somebody wake me up from dis dream bfor i faint!!!!!

Armynu:
I saw what you did there with exception to number 6.

.. Lolz...ok... Yea....Nice observer...... Gud morning and hw was ur night

jubrealguy:
say no more.........ale yii maa badt gan

.. Abeg ma head don dey pain me, gudnite!!!!

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jubrealguy:
thanks dear, I'll do as uve said, seems our neighbours are already asleep........i really got home late oo, u must av missed me daku

... Yea... Like crazyyyyyyyyyyy

chymi:
Enugu, Rivers, FCT and Kaduna was what I chose

.. Gushhh! Dis is exactly wat i chose......seriously I no go lie!!

jubrealguy:
not easy jare.........abeg, wey food? ebi n pa mi

ahn ahn, take it easy naa.... U will eat, shower first, den eat, after dat u go and rest and sleep..... Chaii c my baby looking very very tired and stressed out, nkem, sorry u hear!!

Fraiser:
I love my wife so much o, nd I respect her by not bringing dem home.

.. Lolz... Ele yi gidi gun!!!.. This one is original!!!

jubrealguy:
babe.......na ur talent badt pass, i dey feel am even if ah no dey online sef.......how today b na, wetin eddymontana do u?

.. Jubrealllllllll, gush av missed uuuu, hw u.... Hw was ur day.... Awwwnn u look very stressed and tired,.. Come come come..

Fraih:

Rukky, reason this thing o, what if eddykisses1 wan take ur pickin do blood money or maybe dchiefpriest for Village don ask am to bring pickin for sacrifice. I mean, Who go wan marry pregnant woman just like dat.
Na you go loose o. Better think am well, and return to ya husband house.

Tooooooooorrrrrr obago!!! .. Lolz, i don talk tire, my head don dey pain me..... Mayb na u she go listen to sef... After all na u b peace maker!!

SC31:
na lie joor na juju you use,eddykisses1 eye no clear...how e go accept you with person unborn pikin

.. Lol

Lmao... Dis city really big no b small, and ofcos full of different talents....therefor na hu b "panelbeater" again......

eddykisses1:
I never said anything about you bro...she's my friend o...iambibi is my padi for life

.. Eddy u want us to b padis for life abi..... No p, oya let me giv u d advise a padi will giv u, beta send Rukkyola back to her husband's house.... And b a gentleman naa...... Na ur guy Sent4rina wife u collect so oo, with his baby sef, sote una evn thief his money, haba, nna, eddykisses1 nwa mama, hu does dat? , nka adiro mma(it is not gud) , and o wu kwa mmpu ( abomination) ,.. So nwa nnem nwoke bikozienu( plz) , jst do d right tin and b a gud guy ok? Therefor Return Rukkyola to her Sent4rina ooo and get new girl for ur sef...... Dnt snatch any bodies wife, if Sent4rina come wetin u wan tell am, and ur evn with his unborn child, i like u oo, dats y am tellin u!! As for Rukkyola she must return to her Sent4rina, weda she likes it or not, den if he says he doesn't want her again or divorce her, den u can hav her.... Buh for now, she is still married to Sent4rina!!! I rest my case!!

Oyehomie:
Abi nah lie ni?

... Dis dia own don turn to escape from congo, journey to exile,.... No worry my darling neighbor, jst allow dem, na watch we dey watch oo, no b dis neighborhood?, i dey go call Sent4rina come, in dis neighborhood? we dnt take sh**...

Oyehomie:
Hmmmmm....who said she was abandoned? A lady dat STOLE 500k her hubby kept underneath bed....wat kinda love is dat....
Infact u be Olojukokuro....
Hw u go fall in love wif a pregnant nd stl married woman?!!!

lolz

sirguy542:
My people i hail una.. My bestie Miss bibi hope u had fun today? I just dey miss golden city since morning but thank God that am back.

hmm sirguy542 welcom, am fine buh not too fine oo,... See eddykisses1 and his runaway wife,... They hav been disturbing me upandan, they r looking for my trouble oo.. Ok.na.. I no go talk anytin oo

Fraih:
Where is Chisophia and Sirguy542, has a secret wedding been done

Dis days na so so secrecy don full dis city o

lmaooooooo.. .. Abeg u no lemme fall from bed with laff...

eddykisses1:
Iambibi it's just that she prefers you...she likes you sooo much ni....ewe ni we...ndo o...oy I won't call on you to aid her again...come and take fruit salad....*i know you are smiling over there..*

.. U guys should not evn bribe me oooo, because dah time don pass,.... #OperationSearchForSen4rina#.... I no wan hear anytin

jayloms:
Lovely evening madam.

Please, forgive my manners, I had a long stressful day plus I had to drive for an hour back to d ci-ee.

i presume you had a wonderful! time in d ci-ee today? I'm just taking a much needed stroll to stretch my legs and relieve the tension built up in my quadriceps from the long drive home.

Is your husband home? Was wondering if he'd care to join me and some others at downtown bar for a couple of drinks and some political discourse.

... Tnks, buh no... He needs to rest,... Do hav a gud time ok?

Rukkyola:
My eddy just dey make me blush upandan. Oya tell me wat do u want 4 dinner?

... U, Continue to dey blush ooo, Sent4rina dey road,....... No worry na koboko una go chop dis night........ #OperationSearchForSen4rina#

eddykisses1:
Not just a driver boo...we need someone that won't let your feet touch the ground again...someone that will make sure you don't hit your feet on any stone...aya mi...it shall be well with you...iambibi please we need someone who can be a driver and a rug for my Rukkyola to walk on

.. Guy no lemme display maddness for u o.... Wich one is iambibi do dis, and dat,..jubrealguy come and see dis guy o.... . Infact, i don vex, i dey go call Sent4rina come, and trust me, u ain't gonna like it...

Rukkyola:
Oh yes she did.
**whispering**
That girl no sabi drive. We almost had an accident. But she did her best though. I won't ever allow her 2 drive me again. We need a driver sweetheart

... Hu drive u, i hope say no b me...., no worry, by d time wey Sent4rina come back, u go kno......i hustle for Sent4rina for u, tell u make u forgiv am for not coming home, u no mind my sweat, u say na eddy dey ur mind, ok na.. Sote u evn thief his money,.. Na capital OYO u and eddy dey aswear....., the one wey dey vex me pass na, make iambibi com drive u go airport.... K. na

Fraih:
Me no dey come ooo

Ah no know wen Rukkyola divorce sent4rina. Wey d divorce letter?
Who approve am?
Dem go court?
You just see Rukky, you corner am, she con steal her boo's money, travel come meet you for ur side, with sent4rina's baby! You wan make I show? Laye!

Sent4rina na my twinnie's friend, and until I see say him too approve of the divorce, I am against your coming together!!!!

... Lwkmd........ This one na escape from congo, journey to exile,.. I help Rukkyola bring back Sent4rina,.... She say na eddy dey her mind... I tell her make she go talk with Sent4rina first, she escape leav house, evn thief his money,...... Toooor, na watch we dey watch ooo

jayloms:
Jus paxing

.. Na so so pass u go dey pass.. until u fall for gutter... Anyways shaa look road bfor u cross o!!!..by d way Happy evening!!

chisophia:
thanks bae, but I will pass.

..... Ok dear

eddykisses1:
Ife, you shouldn't have bothered...you just came in and you made me yam and egg sauce...*tastes the food...very yummy* bae you are the best cook in the World...did iambibi drop you at the airport?

.. Eddy, eddy, *shaking my head * the lover boyyyyyyyyyyy, i jst dey look u ooo, continue,..buh al i kno is dat *singing and shaking my head* u r looking for my trouble ooo,..iambibi dey sleep, eddy dey wake her, ok.oo.. I jst dey look u.. iambibi should do dis, iambibi should dat,..isorite... ...shey because u marry Rukkyola , my neighbor , they say make iambibi no rest for her house again abi, ok na... Buh i jst hope u kno dah i also hav a home, and a baby (jubreal) to attend to, therefor.. ,continue, ehn ehn, balance for dere, make iambibi dey help u do evrytin, mayb na iambibi go help u impregnate ur wife o ...we go kno!!

iamdynamite:
too much work to do jare at work,but am fine.how fAR with what we discussed

.. Lolz..yes twinnie, i did not forget , buh u see i dnt hav any idea in helpin u get a wife o.. . .(am not gifted in dah area) Buh i will giv u d little idea i hav, apparently from wat i saw yesterday, mayb u might jst get lucky... Hu knos... So in dat case,

Step 1: sight her,
Step 2: prepare ur pickup lines a.k.a punchlines,
Step 3: make d move.. on bended knees ooooo, (very important)
Step 4: failure to take along ur diamond ring and red roses, u r doomed!!!
Step 5: wat else again, if she doesn't agree bring her for fruit salad,
Step 6: and after testing my fruit salad... Boom!!! She becomes urs, and den u live happily ever after.

spixytinxy:
me bam oooooo Sebi u no wan gree leave dat ologogoro

..wah dahhhh!!!, spixytinxy take ur time o...., pesin don change u still dey call am dah name, wats ur own sef.... I no dey talk too much, buh no lemme start oo. Toh....!!!

spixytinxy:
me bam oooooo Sebi u no wan gree leave dat ologogoro

..wah dahhhh!!!, spixytinxy take ur time o...., pesin don change u still dey call am dah name, wats ur own sef.... I no dey talk too much, buh no lemme start oo.....!!!

iamdynamite:
twinnie how far now

... Darling twinnie, hw u, hope ur having a gud time

spixytinxy:
baby ceremony ke, rukkyola don about d pikin na

.. *Wispers in her hears* the belle no gree abort, the best tin na to born am like dah!!!