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Fraiser:
hmmm happy sunday to u too, na me go lead d joint choir for headquater today, u for don know bur u no dey come practice regularly, infact I never know d kyn punishent wey I go giv u sef for ur regular absence in practise, may be i go giv u 3 days of regular day nd nyt practice in my house

....chaii, i no want dah kind punishment,....... Instead i will sure change and start to come earlier dan bfor...

eaglevision:
u and all this oyinbo food sha! just gimme amala or pounded yam, i'll take salad later. happy sunday dear.

.... Lolz.... As far as u will take d fruit salad later, No problem sir!!!

eaglevision:
change abi chains make God just deliver our country cos naija is messed up ATM.

... Haba!!! Super eagle!!! !!... . Dnt say we r in chains na..... Dnt worry God will deliver us! .... By d way happy sunday

Fraih:
Na so ooo Bibi!!!

.. Exactly super neighbour!!!

Fraiser:
yea naso, its not pride, datz who we are

oga Fraiser happy sunday o... I no see u for choir sit today, wat happend

Fraih:
Thats it my dear!!! Wherever we thread, we dominate!

Are you kidding me?! Are you Trying to question His watch and care over me?
FYI, I am married to him and that settles it, take it or leave it


My brother, OYO is ur case o, you better look front and quickly find Babe. This union is sealed.... Till death do us part!

Gbam!!!!

eddykisses1:
No be bad thing na, Rukkyola na better person na...u no hear say "good woman no dey easy to find".

ok. o....... I hear u..... Buh dnt leav my darling neighbor like her first husband did o....... If not, shey u saw wat happend to his face..... Gud!!! I guess U dnt want dat to happen to u....

arrhenius15:
Sincerely sorry abt dt bro, nd to others having dt feeling... The land is Green... Thumbs-up Qutyjoice, it's always a delightful thing seeing a lady programmer. keep it tight sis.

... Guy u must get me anoda glasses o... because mine has broken where i was looking closely and trying to understand wat u guys were on abt

Rukkyola:
Am sorry, I don't think I can do juju 4 her again. Iambibi is my neighbor and has recently proven to b my friend. Just 4give her u hear

... Rukky dnt tell me he is d new luv of ur life!!! Dah mins i jst weny to hustle for Sent4rina for notin... Well wich eva way u want it, let eddykisses1 beta take gud care of u o.... Or else.....*touching the acid bottle*..... Comment reserved

Fraih:
Haaa! Which call up show?

...... O.m.g.... #Operation search for oga Shammak #

sirguy542:
"Work" (feat. Drake) [Chorus - Rihanna:] Work, work, work, work, work, work He said me haffi Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in Work, work, work, work, work, work When you ah gon' Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh care if him Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting [Verse 1 - Rihanna:] Dry!... Me a desert him No time to have you lurking Him ah go act like he nuh like it You know I dealt with you the nicest Nobody touch me you nuh righteous Nobody text me in a crisis I believed all of your dreams, adoration You took my heart and my keys and my patience You took my heart on my sleeve for decoration You mistaken my love I brought for you for foundation All that I wanted from you was to give me Something that I never had Something that you've never seen Something that you've never been! Mmmmm! But I wake up and act like nothing's wrong Just get ready fi... [Chorus - Rihanna:] Work, work, work, work, work, work He said me haffi Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in Work, work, work, work, work, work Ner ner ner ner ner ner! When you a gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn! Before the tables turn turn turn turn turn turn! [Verse 2 - Rihanna:] Beg you something please Baby don't you leave Don't leave me stuck here in the streets, uh huh If I get another chance to I will never, no never neglect you I mean who am I to hold your past against you? I just hope that it gets to you I hope that you see this through I hope that you see this true What can I say? Please recognize I'm tryin', babe! I have to [Chorus - Rihanna:] Work, work, work, work, work, work He said me haffi Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in Work, work, work, work, work, work When you ah gon' Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh care if him Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting [Verse 3 - Drake:] Yeah, okay You need to get done, done, done, done at work, come over We just need to slow the motion Don't give that away to no one Long distance, I need you When I see potential I just gotta see it through If you had a twin, I would still choose you I don't wanna rush into it, if it's too soon But I know you need to get done, done, done, done If you come over Sorry if I'm way less friendly I got niggas tryna end me, oh I spilled all my emotions tonight, I'm sorry Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' How many more shots until you're rollin'? We just need a face to face You could pick the time and the place You spent some time away Now you need to forward and give me all the... [Chorus - Rihanna & Drake:] Work, work, work, work, work, work He said me haffi Work, work, work, work, work, work He see me do mi Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in Work, work, work, work, work, work When you ah gon' Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh care if him Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting [Outro - Rihanna:] Mmmmm, mmmmm Mmmmm, mmmmm Work, work, work, work, work, work Mmmmm, mmmmm

..... Sirguy542!!!!!!!!!!!!

Qutyjoice:
And who's Rukky? Abeg Abeg I no want her as my neighbour

...ahn ahn.. Neighbor u r nicer dan dis ooooooooooooooooooo........ Rukkyola don change ooooo she no b d rukky wey dey find trouble again ooooo... U hear?

jubrealguy:
**kiss chopped and staring at her backside while she leaves** Baby, only u have the right to kill me

..... Dehmmm !!!!!!

Qutyjoice:
Neighbours? Not even one..okay n who are they?

Rukkyola and Sent4rina.....bfor he was lost buh now he's found!!!..... Tell d em to feel free in d neighborhood!!!

Rukkyola:
Hu tell u sey na me he buy am 4. Na d mumu girls wet e go meet get am

... Lolz... Oya hope say u don forgiv am

jubrealguy:
salad bawo......all i need ryt now is amala with efo riro minced with some ponmo and eja yiyan....i so much love u......olohun gbo

... Alryt.... Jst relax and it will be ready in a Jiffy.. Luv u too...... Chop kiss

eddykisses1:
I don miss you scatter, thank God say u don show. The weather isn't favourable at all ooo...the heat for here too much...hope you went to church dearie?

wait o...... Na my neighbor u don dey eye? Sent4rina might hav messed up buh he neva gav up......... Jst go do ULTIMATE SEARCH, if u find her bring her for blessings,..... meanwhile come and take fruit salad, wish u a happy sunday!!

jubrealguy:
those are very expensive lines oo, let him goan look for his own oo......

... Yes ooo..... And i will always treasure doz lines..... R u not hungry yet... Ur food is ready.. Or should i bring food salad and leav d food later

Qutyjoice:
Ask my face from em uncle

... Baby we get new neighbours ooo.... Wont u welcom dem?

Rukkyola:
Y I no go kill u with laff? wen u almost killed me with laughter

.... Lolz.... Oya my darling neighbor forgive am....... Jst allow am enter house!!! *turns to Sent4rina * u still stand dere!!! instead u go come beg ur wife, oya go and say u are sorry, oya kiss ur wife joh!! Gud!! let there b peace in this neighborhood *turns to Rukkyola* deariee oya take him in and giv him food, gimme d pistol, *collects d pistol*...... As for d Alaku bra wey him buy for u, bring am, na boola i dey go fling am!!!....

Fraih:
The cake now belongs to Chisophia.
If you want the cake Bibi, goan collect it

.... Chisophia!!!!!!!! Oya bring ur cake!!! And let d party begin!!! Wah ya say!!!

Rukkyola:
Jesus!!! iambibi!!!!!!!!!!! u wanto destroy my marriage! Hu send u acid job? Iambibi wanto kill me. I no get money 4 surgery fa! My sent4rina welcome, oya lemme c ur face.
**takes a deep breath**
Thank God sey na joke. No acid scar 4 my sent4rina face. But y did u travel without notifying me na?
Thank God I didn't die of hypertension. Oya what did u buy 4 me and my new neighbor?
**grabs his bag, opens it, saw aloku bra inside, flings bag, runs to the backyard, grabs pistle, runs into the sitting room, sent4rina don run**
If u know wat is good 4 u, don't even think of returning to this house. Iambibi was actually telling d truth.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo.......... Rukky abeg no kill me with laff....

Oyehomie:
Wonderful ooo...

Sooo u re ds unconcerned wif ur neighbors..askin ur hubby not to intervene on ma behalf abi...hmmm...no worry...
I no vex cos today na sunday

... Nooooo its not like dat naaaa..... I didnt want him to start up a fight... By d way we r all concerned sir...

sirguy542:
All dis people wee dey form sweetheart & Honey I first dem come here but dey don package pass me for dis city. Miss bibi e lyk say dey course me for this city say I no go possess my possession just like other guys. Miss bibi pls help my ministry oh! I wan settle down for dis golden city.

..........oga am a lady ooo..... I no sabi toast babe, *evn the pick up lines wey jubrealguy use for me i don forget am ooooo...... buh nevertheless, anyone u sight shaa jst halla me, I will definitely prepare a fruit salad dat will capture her soul for u ... Therefor Gud luck on d ULTIMATE SEARCH!!!!

Oyehomie:
Hey...we re fyn o..happi sunday

... Same to u dear... Hw was service...








Fraih dah ur cake is entering my eyes oooo ...

sirguy542:
Thank u miss bibi.

... Haba!!! Wat r neighbors for... Evn though we dnt entertain bachelors in dis neighborhood, feel free to admire anytin... Lolz, but untill u find ur bae, we shall be waiting to welcom u!!

Qutyjoice:
Oshey baby....So yu didn't go to church? Iyawo

hu talk say i no go church,.... Did u meet anyone at home wen u came? haba darling neighbor i went oo.. What abt oyehomie

jubrealguy:
sir..ok..guy.. what are u trying to do....taking style style to carry my wife's friend, my padi, my padi friend, neighbour wa......if i descend on u.....u go think say na holy ghost dey vex for u.....oya waka go dat side

... Lolz, Chaii jubreal, oya return dat panadol to the owner, no drink dat panadol for our neighbour headache......

Qutyjoice:
Baby twas fyn o, obi ụtọ Sunday to you too....Nah we're bk home.... Daalụ hun

... Tnks dear... Welcom back

Testimony89:
Lol! Tanx a lot..... dats d confirmation dat angels prayed for me today

u welcom.

jubrealguy:
even if u wan sleep.....dose ushers cn av sharp eye..ehn! I bn dey call u make we go church bt i dey see u dey carry cane upandan, i cum dey wonder who my wifey wan beat for ds kind sunday

... Haba my baby,.... Carry cane upandan for wat na.... It was our neighbor i helped notin more, mean while hw u na, and wat do u have for ur lady

Testimony89:
Iambibi happy sunday to u nd hw ws service today? Hope u prayed for an unknown friend like me?

haba!! Oga Testing money!!! Ofcos i did naa.... Hw can i not pray for u? I will always pray for u