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As I type this comment, my husband is in the kitchen cooking because of boredom. Normally he wouldn't cook. Na laugh I dey laff since morning. He has been my chef for one week now.
Lol

Samabu07:
If you have vacancy in your school and in need of a Mathematics, Further maths, chemistry or Physics teacher. Please let me know. My friend studied Chemical Engineering and lives in Kuje too. He's a teacher but out of job for a long time.

Chai! It's just a new school. ( No secondary section) .We have creche, pre nursery, Nursery and primary classes. Sorry!
Is your friends name Tayo??

larryking540:
I would like to have a PGD in education ,I already have a bsc ,wats the way brother ,just fill me in pls

I'm a female
Are you a teacher?
If yes, you can easily get a PGD in Education with NTI ( National Teachers Institute ). They have their study centres in all the states including FCT. ( It's a one year program with only Saturday lectures) But be ready to read o!! The sizes of the handouts is out of this world.
You can check their website for more details, I know that you can still get admission for 2020 session. Just check their website.

Hmmmm....
I went for an interview as a teacher in a very big school in Gwarinpa, Abuja. (Expensive)
I live in kuje, on the day of the interview I left my house by 6am in the morning and got to the school at about 7.30am. The interview was for 8 a.m. Na so the proprietress come tell me to write application letter, write another letter about how I encountered Jesus, write a lesson note on Computer softwares ( System and application softwares) , then do teaching practice. After that na so the madam come interview me. I was there till 5pm.
I passed the exams, did well with the lesson notes, and also the oral interview.
Time to tell me my salary, the madam said that she would pay me 40k. My ears went deaf for about 2 minutes, I kept saying sorry... Sorry... Sorry... As if I didn't understand what she said.
I told her thank you and left.
When I got home I said to myself: why slave for someone and earn that peanut!!
40k? Most Private school owners are wicked, they collect millions as school fees and pay their staff peanuts. I have a Bsc degree.
I also have a PGD in Education and a TRCN certificate and I also have a passion to teach.
I called my mum and told her I wanted to start my own school in kuje, my mum surprised me and sent me a huge sum of money to start my school. It was like film trick.
Today to the glory of God I have my own school. I bless God I didn't accept that offer.
Sometimes you just have to push yourself to achieve your dream.
I treat my staff well too.

Chai!!
Why?? Instead of having a permanent maid, why not get someone that comes to clean the house everyday and leaves after her/ his work?

The woman is hot tempered, anger kills !!
See as the room scatter like place where people no dey stay inside.
Anyway my advice for people that require the use of maid: Don't get a permanent maid that lives with you, get a person that comes to clean,wash and do all other chores for the house and leaves after completing the task for the day. That would minimize violence between the madam and the maid.
My take though'

See one of the hunters ( This one with blue shirt) with jazz cowries band on his waist. Lol
So dem dey use jazz for hunting??
The only animal I can eat there is the bush pig!

Mix fresh grounded ginger and fresh grounded garlic in a cup of hot ( boiled) water and squeeze the juice in a lime in the cup of hot water too. Take this mixture for a week, once a day, preferably in the morning.
You will thank me later!!
Garlic and ginger are blood thinners. They also improve and boost our immunity.
Also eat plenty of carrots every day and drink alot of water too.

Xisnin:
Only the craziest of the crazies will implement such a suggestion.
This isn't a novel idea, printing notes to solve economic stagnation have been tried throughout history
and it never ends well, a famous example being the Weimer Republic.
There are many factors that must be in place including:
First, the country must be 99% technologically self-sustaining.

Second, the country must find others willing to do trade by barter in case of essential supplies
because no sane person will accept money with no known value business outside such a country.


Which African country has these securities?

What proponents of these methods don't realize is that they will end up destroying confidence in their
currency.
If 2 contractors were awarded two different projects with freely printed money, the net effect will be inflation
which means by the time the projects gets to 30%, about 5 times the initial cost may be needed to progress.

Also, they never tell us when they will stop printing more notes and how they will reverse the erosion of public confidence.
Perhaps, Kagame wants to create some Rwanda trillionaires overnight just like Mugabe.

Brilliant piece. Na this kind people I dey follow for naira land

Seun:
Testskits are very important, so I am very grateful to CACOVID for this. It is unfortunate that the govt was ready to lock us down but wasn't ready to spend enough money to get sufficient test kits for a nation with 190m people, and the private sector had to step in to get them.

However, what they are saying about sharing food and the time the test kits will arrive (2 weeks) suggests that we will be under lockdown for a very long time. Instead of following South Korea's proven method of beating the virus, we're sitting at home and waste away, unnecessarily.

Seun, now that there's a testing center in Ota, I hope you'll go for the test too. I'm not saying you have the virus, just to give us the first hand information about the testing process.

demoBaba:
The guy enjoying during his university days, cash, washing his cloths including 4king any time he want it.

That's why I remain single.

Lol
Do you know I just forgave this guy recently after how many years, even after getting married to my own husband.
Forgiveness heals!!
But guilt will always prick his heart.

RiyadhGoddess:
Please let me not say all the uncountable punishment my parents gave to me while growing up. I have just made peace with the old man this year ( think 2 month ago ) after reading a book at onitsha (the book I am about reviewing with my WhatsApp family) . I was forced to put into practice what God commanded us to do. Narrating my ordeal all in the name of discipline will only hurt my feelings tonight but one thing I can promise my kids is that I will never do such to any of them. Don't mistake wickedness for discipline!

Eeeyaah! Sorry
Thank God you forgave him.
God bless you and cheers!

My mum used to slap us o! Any small thing na slap. Chai!!
I remembered how my mum slapped me because of one house maid she brought from the village.
Guess what happened?? I told my mum the maid was possessed ( witchcraft) because the maid always attacked me at night. My mum beat the hell out of me and I travelled back to school the following (university) day
After two weeks my mum called me and apologized and even sent me 10k because the maid started attacking them at home at night. She attacked my dad, mum, brothers, sisters, aunt ....e.t.c
To cut the long story short, the maid was taken to a church for prayers , na there she begin to dey confess o!!
My mum sent her back to the village the very next day.
Evil people exist but nobody pass our God.

Have you been scammed by your partner before? Boyfriend / Girlfriend.
Chai! My boyfriend in school (university) scammed the hell out of me. I was naive, I gave this guy all the money my parents, family and friends sent to me every month to feed.
It was like jazz.
He promised marrying me. I cooked, washed and did everything I could to please his guy, he led me on.
Guess what happened after graduation? He lied to me that his mother said he shouldn't marry an urhobo girl, that he should marry a Yoruba girl .
I cried my life out for more than a year hoping things would change.
Guess what? He married another urhobo girl after two years.
I bless God I didn't marry him o!! That's another story for a new thread. Lol

Government should pay all citizens with BVN at least 20k each. So we can buy food to eat.
My money don finish for bank.
Alot of parents are owing me school fees.

festacman:
First, I hope you read the partnership agreement to make sure he is not going to be used and dumped. Second, encourage him not to be a SLEEPING PARTNER so that his partner won't ride on their joint resources to built his personal clientele.

Private law practice is not a walk in the park for person who doesn't have connections and contacts to secure retainerships that guarantee cash flow while he develop reputation for services and market segment he chose to specialize in.

I wish him good luck and please keep supporting and motivating him.

All your fears have been put into consideration even before he started this new project.
Thanks for your concern. I pray for God's blessings!!
Many thanks!

festacman:
From my observations, if a man who is an introvert and is wired to work in office lacked the qualifications or opportunities to fulfil this calling, he will struggle to hustle in the street to earn a living or grow a personal business. Your lucky husband may belong to this category. Anyway, keep to the vow and love him but help him by motivating him to be productive.

He is a qualified lawyer. He's worked all his life in two law firms. They used him like tissue paper and gave him peanuts.
By His grace, He just started his own law firm late last year with a close friend in Abuja. It's a joint partner ship.
I pray God favour his new project.

[quote author=festacman post=88762537]In life, there is always an exception to the rule. Happy are you if you found the exception to the rule on the matter under discussion.

[quote author=purpleB post=88762569]His choice[/quoteYou know this is a scam! I thought only guys post things like this!
I'm really disappointed at you for posting this trash. ( Scam)
How can you invest for a month and triple your investment after 30 days in this lockdown?
What are you investing on in this lockdown?

Chicagoesontop:
Una sure say the guy head still correct ??

Lol . His head is intact, some people are naturally stingy, they only fend for themselves. There are people who are misers too. They have the money but to spend for themselves na wahala.
: Adebayo is a stingy man. That been said,
Do you know when I give to people I sleep well? Anyday I am restless, I intentionally give people things. An extra ordinary peace ( peace that passes all understand just weeps through my mind).

People should try and practice giving and see the result.
Don't also forget to pay your tithe o! No man can Rob God

I give as little as 100 naira. And I give as much as I can in all circumstances!
Givers never lack!
Thank me later!

jumper524:
This man is owing workers zero salaries, u know why
Cos the state workers has stooped workimg because of non payment of salaries..

Ayade is just 52 and is maintaining a bad example to the youths..

Really?? Does he owe salaries?
It's unfair to owe salaries. I pay my workers every on the 13th of each month. I don't even wait for the month to end. It's attracts blessings from the Lord.
My tithe too is a no joke matter. Chai! But I'm owing God (tithe) 25k because of this lockdown.
God help me!

illitrate:
op, ignore every reply here, I am a gono regular customer.

Dont waste time going to hospital or testing just buy this and thank me later.


Go to any pharmacy and buy augmentin 625mg

first take 2

next 1-1-1

2 days maximun u will be fully healthy.

dont take 1g take take 625mg

Gono .... Doctor Lol!

nikkflexible:
. You shall testify very soon

I will o. Many thanks dear

[quote author=PatBrisley post=88757838]So shall it be..... Good news all the way in your household [/quote
Amen! I pray especially for my husband o!

[quote author=Ladyhippolyta88 post=88733452]This is not a completely true narrative.

The men are just so insecure that is why they feel that way[/quote
True talk o!!

festacman:
The greatest mistake any man would make in marriage is to enter a DEPENDENCY TRAP whereby his wife becomes his PROVIDER. She will ride him like a 'janglover' and turn him into a slowpoke.

Not all women. I'm a living witness.

Praise Jesus!
He lost alot of weight !! But......
I bless God for his life that he was able to fight the virus and win

kingPhidel:
If their assertions are true, is not outta place to mention Nigeria on that list because agriculturally we are backward only peasant famers, low scale farmers will survive. A push factor (attacking the rich) will sprung up because with the current experience on lock down.
I found out that the rich are championing stay at home syndrome so that the virus shouldn't get to them Cos they know that they depend on the lower class for some basic services. On the other hand. The lower class are afraid of hunger virus than the cobit 419 because either way their lives is in danger and So the next line of action is to take over the streets which is a bad idea but only way out cos the elite fail to put things in place and the reality is checking on them.

Sad truth..
God help us

My dear, I went to the market today,kuje market in Abuja to buy food stuffs. A mudu of local rice is now 800.
God will help us all in Jesus name!

GOGMIG:
Lies from pit of hell that man did not self isolate, according to reports I heard from people around. He has been going for jumat(daily Muslim players) and was very sick. Some said he collapsed in the mosque where they rushed him to the hospital.

Government can lie to cover up their dirty.

Really?
Jesus please have mercy on us. We have sinned against God. Let your mercy triumph over judgement.
Please God kill this virus, and heal the world, so our lives can go back to normal.
Amen!
My Advice: I pray that people living a careless / carefree live can turn a new leaf into accepting Jesus as our Lord and Saviour.
I bless You the Holy One, the Ancient of days, the King of Kings and Lord of Lords.

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Deepfeel:
God himself knows we don't belong together in this country

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You talk like an atheist!!
So you know God exist??
I will still repeat, may God have mercy on Nigeria and also on you.
Amen!!

nikkflexible:
My hubby wasn't around when I delivered of my two children. Reason being that I had to travel home to deliver because I don't have a mother in law anymore and my mom still in service couldn't take permission to come stay over where we reside. The best option was to go meet her at 8months for both pregnancies and I had our family doctor and hospital take over while my hubby stays back cos of work and joins us for their naming ceremonies..
Hopefully he gets to witness my third labor when the time comes

I bless God for your testimony. I'm married and I don't have a child yet but by HIS grace I would have mine too and also pray for a safe delivery too.

Ajibel:
So that they will be stigmatised abi?

That's the kind of mentality we Africans have.
In Europe and in the West ( America) people announce their status.
The only reason I'm asking for that is because so that people can see their faces and identify them inorder to know the people they have had contact me.
My take though'