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fk001:
Been playing Fifa all-day so i decided to take a stroll this evening

Lucky You!! You stay in Asokoro, a place for the rich!! You haven't left your house for 14 days, that means you had and still have enough food to eat.
Un like some of us that live in kuje, Abuja. That prays for someone to bless us with either money or food to eat for the next day, we live one day at a time. May God help us all.

Sanchez01:
You prolly wonder why some people are so mad, hateful, denigrate and claim Lagos is no man's land, it is because its beauty is unrivalled and the answers to their pain are summed up in the pictures.

Lagos is everything they want their region to be but cannot.

As a Deltan, all I am left with is my proud heritage and not the geographical location that is serially violated by selfish beasts who stack up the agony of people in luxury material possessions for their family and girlfriends.

To those warming up to cry Lagos was built with oil money, the glorious state has been standing long before independence and long before oil was discovered.

Èkó o ni bàjé

Wow!! So you're my brother. I'm from Delta State too. My dad is from Ujevwu and my mum is from Abraka. I am urhobo!! My name is Oghenekohwo Rosemary Doghro

I am watching it live on NTA International. DStv 251 . It doesn't look like a live broadcast.
Lol What do I even know He would extend the lock down till end of this month.
I need cash o!! God help me!!

We need money and food!!

Good gesture but shame . No social distancing!!

Karemarealty288:
Here we gooo

Liar!!!
You got this picture from Instagram
Ole!!! Why can't you post like every one is posting their original food. This is the picture from the original photo from Instagram
Liar!!

DanceVille:
Thank you Jesus for your resurrection.


Thank you Lord God for the forgiveness of our sins.


Thank you Lord God for sending your only begotten son.



I pray to you all, may we all witness more of it on earth and may the resurrection of the Lord Jesus has a meaningful impact in our lives.


Amen!

You can quote me by saying Amen too.

Love y'all

Amen and amen!
Happy Esther!!
My hubby and I ate boiled yam and friend egg sauce!! No chicken, no rice

With this figure, the government would definitely extend the lockdown for another week.

Zealoy:
Wake up (6:am)
Pray
Take my bath
Go to work
Come back (2:30)
Eat
Sleep
Play PES 2020
Wash DStv
Sleep
And repeat.

Which work?

Ha!!

Ah! Today in kuje Abuja is like Christmas! I went to kuje market to restock

See hold up!! See people everywhere like Sand -sand.
Na so I jejely buy my meat and veggies den come pick okada to my house.
Kuje I hail o!!

Praise Jesus!!
Hallelujah!! God is with us!!

SMH
Hungry youths everywhere Lol

Sanchez01:
No, I don't write for people, not anymore. I actually own mine.

Erhmmmm... I guess I'll drop it privately. It is somewhat unsafe to put it out. I have been thwarting the efforts of so called theme sellers who scam people here and have come to consider me an enemy.

Lol! Head swollen!

Of course, I'll gladly take the project.

Hello!! I read some of your articles on your website and I was really thrilled!!
Good job!!
How do you get people to know your site?? Because people need to visit your site!!
Did you write all the articles yourself??
What did you study in school??
Sorry for asking!!

Keep faith, and drive fear away!! Fear is a killer!! You will pull through in Jesus Name Amen!!
My advice, stop watching CNN and BCC, they'll instill fear in you. Learn to set your mind on a task. Like doing some house chores and even typing a document on a system. Jesus has healed you. Amen!!

Seun:
I wish they would tell us more about the new cases. We’re they travelers? Rich or poor? Where did they catch it? Why were they tested? Did they use face-masks? There should be detailed, anonymized information about every case that we can analyze.

Seun, it's "were " and not "We're"
It's also "Travellers" - British

southniyikaye:
the people I fear most are nairaland trolls, they are rich, connected and funny that's why they will come here to push our mumu button but some ignorant one won't know and start insulting them.
Take stupidity for example, even before he said he wanted to do anker giveaway, I warned a Nairalander about him who was practically insulting him.
These people are here for fun, Infact na them enjoy nairaland pass

The truth is that I don't know the person o!! I was only joking.
Do you really believe this story?? As a matter of fact I don't, why mention the name of the company
Well the story might be true but I just don't believe the story. The OP might just want to promote the name of the company, besides the company only recruit for firms. What do I even know

Ghostty:
Hello guys
Good morning to you all.

Remember this thread I created sometime last year?

https://www.nairaland.com/5448693/accept-job-offer-continue-job

Well as God would have it, a Nairalander whose moniker is very popular on here(Wouldn't mention for obvious reasons) reached out to me and asked me to send my CV to his email address for review.

At first, I was reluctant and didn't want to send the CV considering he's always not serious with his posts and also a troll here or so I thought. But on a second thought I decided to give it a try. Few days later, he sent an email requesting that I meet him at a particular address the following day on the Island here in Lagos.

The following day I got to the address, it was actually an office complex with the company occupying about 6 floors in the entire building. I met with the Nairalander, we discussed at length and in the end he asked me when I would love to resume.

I later got to know he is the General Manager, Group Learning and Human Resources for the Company(A Privately owned Oil Firm) after resumption.

Fams, today I'm gainfully employed with a pay four times bigger than what the Chinese company had earlier offered me in my previous thread.

I want to use this medium to thank Seun Osewa and most especially God for sending an helper my way when I thought all hopes was lost. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

PS: Some Nairalanders are super rich and connected guys, believe me. Learn to respect people's opinion on here as you may not know who you're dealing with. For those who are still searching for jobs, please do not stop believing as your breakthrough is closer than you know. Thank you.

Seun, Lalasticlala, uboma

Modified:

I know you would most likely see this Sir. May God continually bless you, guide and protect you. I appreciate you from the bottom of my heart, God bless you. Amen!

Lol I know the person!!!

2buffagain:
People just want to talk.

The difference between us and asians is that we freaking COOK our meat. This kills most things that dwell.
The concept of eating the raw/semi-raw meat of a strange animal is pure madness....and that is why all these weird diseases always start in china.
Japan and co, their own ends with raw fish (sushi).

Chinese? those guys eat anything.
Look at this disgusting video of a child sucking on a live frog.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJL4om2sfHw

This is how these idiots create and spread viruses to the rest of the world. And also this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=236m9GVh3Po

Chai!!!
What did I just watch
These people don't have the human mind!! They are evil!!
How can you subject small children to that kind of torture?? Poor children!!

Bigflamie:
Why would such tragedy befall an innocent child. A child that doesn't know what sin is and God couldn't save him, yet some people will continue to worship and sing praises to him.

You guys should be asking questions because I'm confused about this so called God.

You don't know anything about GOD!! Don't worry, HE will visit you soon!!
God is God!!! The invisible,the only wise God,the creator of the Universe, the many Breasted One, the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the Ending.
The Maker of the Heavens and the Earth, the King of Kings,the Lord of Lord's, the One who was and is, and is to come!!
What more can I say about this God??
I bless YOU the Holy One!!!
Thank YOU for keeping me alive, and also thank you for YOUR mercy over my Life!!
I judge YOU faithful and righteous!!
I bow before YOUR throne!!
Yes Lord!!

asthmacoughend:
. Oga ,You are really an entertainer ,But it's good Sha ,at least something to laugh at this Coro period .But ur mention fit give man headache

That's honorable Patrick's speech from Edo State. This speech is on his Facebook page.
You need to visit his page.....you go laugh tire!!

Sanchez01:
Yeah, I own several blogs. Web DESIGNER, and also as an SEO consultant.

Primarily, I am a Blogger though.

Really??
Do you just write for people to pay you or you own yours
If you do?? What's the name of your blog??
I would like to visit your blog because you write pretty well.
Also, when the time is right I would love to having you design my schools website.

Seun:
I'm grateful to Pastor Chris for giving us something to laugh about in this dark, depressing time.

Seun!!!

Kenmatt:
But is it not the same Virus that is killing people in thousands in over seas where they have more sophisticated medical equipments or the once over here different.

My dear, the GOD factor is involved!!
Do you know how many people are praying for Nigerians?? I am not saying GOD is partial o!! I'm only saying even if the shine refuses to shine, GOD is still GOD!! His mercy triumph over judgement!!

Sanchez01:
You weren't wrong. What took place was keyword cannibalization. You missed it the moment you created a blog post on the keyword as your homepage.

If you've been into SEO but had issues with keyword cannibalization, then it goes on to show that you haven't been deep in it. That said, as much as possible, you could do keyword synonyms rather than direct keywords against your homepage. Google bots still put keyword synonyms on the same level as the main but always leave it secondary.

Do you own a blog?? Are you an IT expert??

Lanre4uonly:
No need to exchange words with you because you lack manners.

Really? Sorry if that got to you!! My apologies!!!

Lanre4uonly:
305? That is much.
May they be located.

Learn to read before making comment. Didn't you read that all the samples of the 305 contacts have been taken?? Forget the misleading headline. Learn to read!!! It doesn't make you stupid, it's just common sense.if you want to be knowledge and teachable!!

Happyguy201:
all thanks to our genetics we Africans come from monkeys else why do you think we have less case of death in African continent

God have mercy on you!!

alexistaiwo:
This is the beginning of the end of the civilised world as we know it.


Vaccination for this virus is going to be a real game changer.




This virus is not ordinary!

I hope so, these vaccines these days don't work. I know two children that took the vaccines against measules and still got infected with measules.
I was really shocked!!!

EternalBeing:
First of all, this testimony wouldn't have happened if I've not been living a sacrificial life of Holiness that honours and pleases God.

First of all, these are steps on how to grow Spiritually and stop being a baby Christian that's dependent on prophets and pastors till death
Believe! Hebrews 11:6 "For they who come to God must believe that HE is, and that He is a Rewarder of they that diligently seek HIM."
That is the very first step, to believe in YAHWEH ALMIGHTY our CREATOR and HIS Son that died to reconnect us back to HIM. It sounds too uncomfortably simple to many people. But this is not just the whole Truth, but also the essence of man on Earth. The fallen state of man makes it hard to believe without seeing, yet technology has proved to every sensible human being that the absence of Evidence is not an evidence of Absence at all. Consequently, technology has made wise people to believe that God truly exist and made them to submit to HIM wholeheartedly in holiness. While devil has also used it to further numb and dumb down the naysayers to prevent them from alligning themselves to receive the Immortality that the CREATOR of Humanity has promised us.

Pray! The second step is to pray without ceasing, as being mandated by our Lord Jesus in the Book of Luke 18:1. The first and most important Prayer that must be relentlessly and Sincerely prayed is that God should help you to love HIM above all things in this World, that Holy Spirit should take permanent Control of your heart, your thoughts and the Source of you thoughts, and that HE should reveal HIS Purpose of creating you to you and help you fulfill it excellently. I prayed this only for good 3 years.

Yield to the Holy Spirit! The final and most important step is to walk by Faith by yielding to the Holy Spirit leadings ,and taking actions whenever you are prompt to by HIM. This is the most difficult aspect for most Christians, because devil hold them back by deceiving them to think it is just their heart speaking. To grow spiritually, forget the difference and obey the Voice. As a baby, don't be enslaved/incapacitated/immobilized by thinking you must know the difference between Voice of God and voice of your heart before obeying to do the spiritually good. Let Philippians 4:8 be your guide on this. Provided what the Voice said is not against God or humanity, do it! It is the only Way to know GOD better, if you refuse to take steps and obey, you will never grow spiritually. This is why many remain dependent baby Christians till they die. To illustrate this, a I will share the testimony of my good friend who grew from a chronic sinner to a spiritual Christian Giant. He said he always experience strange dreams and oppression for sometime. Holy Spirit has been urging him to wake up and pray between 12:00AM to 1:00AM, but he thought is was just his heart speaking, because of his unconscious unbelieve.

Finally, a day came when he rose up, not to pray but to go and ease himself in the rest room. As he was about leaving his room, he most reluctantly yielded to the leading of the Holy Spirit to go closer to his window and look out. Just directly behind his window, he saw gathering of about 18 to 25 cats in circle behaving very very strangely in a way that words can never fully explain.

He rushed to carry anointing oil and shouted "JESUS!" as he poured it towards them. They scattered and never returned since that day. Ever since then till date, this my friend set his phone alarm and always prayed heavily between 12:00AM AM to 1:00AM now. His spiritual life grew very rapidly. It started by him remembering his dream and they come to reality. Later as he completely focused his heart on pleasing God and submitted to HIM in holiness, he started seeing clear visions. Fully yielding to control of the Holy Spirit, he prays for other people and they receive their miracles, etc.

Christians, Play Time is Over! Start Living Spiritually Before It's Too Late!

Don't live by sight as witches and wizard do, they trade their Right to receive genuine immortality, that awaits every human that pleases our CREATOR, for ability to see the spirit world by the help of demons that later destroys them.

Heaven-bound Christians are not meant to wait to see before exercising a Authority and Faith over this World.

Few year ago, Holy Spirit (what many still call just the " voice of their own heart" ) told me to go on 3 Days dry fasting, starting a day before my Birthday and ending a day after. With some doubts as usual, I reluctantly obeyed. My phone was switched off for the 3 days. On the last day after breaking the fast, the very first call that entered my phone was from a man that was working with an herbalist that I did a Project for. I never knew that they lured with the big money to the project site for ritual purpose, and that by virtue of what the concluded I was not to witness my next birthday. The man that called was lamenting that they have been relentlessly and ceaselessly calling me since the previous Day (my Birthday), that now Baba has died on that Day! I was wondering what correlates. I severally tried to call him after them but he refused to pick.

Play time is over! I pity Christians that want to just lazy about with their spiritual life. In this so called modern World, the spiritual warfare has become fiercer than ever. Deceived souls that already sold their lives to Satan would destroy you without even batting an eye lid. It is too dangerous for a Christian not to hide himself/herself in holiness and Holy Spirit. Just permanently submit yourself to your CREATOR in holiness and believe/know that HE is already in full charge of your life.[/b]That thing you want to achieve, that high place you want to get to, HE has long passed their before it entered your imagination. So, submit to HIM and let HIS Will prevail to lead you to the fulfillment of your original glorious Destiny and the great Purpose for which HE created you! [b]Acts 17:28 "For in HIM we live and move and have our being."
Any person, being, power or gathering that try to kill any of us true Children of the living YAHWEH shall die in our place in JESUS' Name!

What church do you attend??

Okay

Shame on you!