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RomanceRe: Can U End Your Childhood Friendship Because Of Ur Bf/gf?? by IamLEGEND1: 2:46pm On Jan 13, 2016
I go just chill,wait for her 'deadline' to pass.....make she pack her things waka.

Ain't nobody got time for paranoid harlóts.

#BrosB4Hoes
RomanceRe: She Slept With My Best Buddy And Expects Me To End Friendship With Him. by IamLEGEND1: 2:40pm On Jan 13, 2016
abeggi! make I see road jor!

even if na ur younger sister him nack sef,you no go fit freeze the guy out.

how u go take unfriend am when him get mansion and him dey '...help you in so many ways...'.

Bt no be say I dey blame you sha,it's what I'd do..... just bin that hoe wey no dey add anything to ur life and keep on digging ur gold jare.
RomanceRe: Answer This Question With All Sincerity! photos by IamLEGEND1: 2:34pm On Jan 13, 2016
I be 2chainz ni?

I go pull everything komot jare,then use like 0.0001% of the money get artificials.
RomanceRe: Nairaland Suggest Me Female Names... My Baby Comes In 72 Hours by IamLEGEND1: 12:27pm On Jan 13, 2016
Laveda:
Better grin grin Thank you tongue

Are you from Rivers? @Tamuno?
No cheesy

Nomadic Fulani! cheesy
RomanceRe: Conversation Between A Girl And Her Desperate Toaster (hilarious Snapshot) by IamLEGEND1:

RomanceRe: Guys Urgent Attention (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 9:12am On Jan 13, 2016
Csami:
Lmao! If I be Johnson I go just close eyes.
trust naija pikin na!
u say 'look me for eye first'.
him go just be like 'eh,u say wetin?'

RomanceRe: Photo!! This Is How You Can Tell If A Woman Is Sleeping With Too Many Men.. by IamLEGEND1: 9:07am On Jan 13, 2016
She don turn to Modric ni?

Everybody dey receive him own pass,even goalkeeper dey get him own share.
RomanceRe: My Friend Sleeps And Walks Around Naked In My House. by IamLEGEND1: 8:59am On Jan 13, 2016
him dey craze?
Why him go dey wiggle him black yansh upandan my apartment na?
I for don kick that modafucka out tey-tey.
RomanceRe: Nairaland Suggest Me Female Names... My Baby Comes In 72 Hours by IamLEGEND1: 8:56am On Jan 13, 2016
Laveda:
angry angry angry angry angry
TAMUNO!!!!!! lipsrsealed

So u be Esther?

bt u no follow join them na,u be decent pesin cheesy

#ExceptionToTheRule
RomanceRe: Guys Urgent Attention (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 12:38am On Jan 13, 2016
bcoz na so we dey ball!

when we been dey play with sand & one of us carry goody-goody come playground, na to swarm the guy like flies.....

child 1: Gimme na

child 2: gimme na

child 3: abeg dash me na

Me: Johnson,look me for eye first...... But you na my friend shey? and we dey play together always ba!
then give me na.
RomanceRe: Guys, Please Help. How Can I Handle This? by IamLEGEND1: 12:31am On Jan 13, 2016
abeg leave the bítch make she waka.
focus on your kondo.
Nurse that guy back to full fitness,then straighten your collar and go hunting again.
RomanceRe: I Just Cant Move On, Should i try single parenting ? by IamLEGEND1: 12:27am On Jan 13, 2016
I no fit elp you. Coz every girl na gold-miner now,so you're hopeless......we all are.

Just find a girl with decent genes and hit her raw,make she pop pikin for you. DazAll.
RomanceRe: Nairaland Suggest Me Female Names... My Baby Comes In 72 Hours by IamLEGEND1: 12:19am On Jan 13, 2016
any name but Esther.....
Coz every Esther turns out to be a hoe. ask anybody.
So I'll suggest Mya
RomanceRe: Husbands, Protect Your Wives From Your Friends. by IamLEGEND1: 12:14am On Jan 13, 2016
U dey hide the thing from ur husband and you dey say make him protect you from him friend(s).How him go take do am when him no know wetin dey happen.

so just keep kwayet there, nothing like business plans......the only reason you're hiding it from ur husband is because you're enjoying it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Newcastle United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 12th January 2016 by IamLEGEND1: 10:47pm On Jan 12, 2016
let's all take a moment to laugh at Man Utd.
This is just pure comedy.
RomanceRe: [deleted] by IamLEGEND1: 10:24pm On Jan 12, 2016
Charles4075:
Make we just dey observe bros.

RomanceRe: For Guys Stuck In The Friendzone?(ways To Get Out Of The Dreaded Friend-zone) by IamLEGEND1: 10:09pm On Jan 12, 2016
just don't put urself inside the place to begin with
RomanceRe: [deleted] by IamLEGEND1: 9:27pm On Jan 12, 2016
Charles4075:
Ma nigga.
I sight u,brotherly.

RomanceRe: [deleted] by IamLEGEND1: 9:13pm On Jan 12, 2016
StrawberryCream:
Lol even the slim ones ke
How is that possible ... Either or u mean they malnourished?
Honestly, no one knows why.

But I guess that's what happens when you deal with girls who see excess meat consumption as enjoyment. and then there's the ewudu,egusi,edikaingkon(I have no idea how they spell it),etc.

bt I don close mouth sha. cheesy
RomanceRe: 8 Places Guys Will Get Positive Feedback From Single Ladies When They Woo Them by IamLEGEND1: 8:51pm On Jan 12, 2016
market nko?
RomanceRe: [deleted] by IamLEGEND1: 8:44pm On Jan 12, 2016
5). They are gold diggers

6). They have protruding bellies (even the slim ones)

cool. They are short


Absolutely correct!

'A short girl with fat stomach feeling like she deserves a rich guy' is the quintessential definition of ur everyday Nigerian girl.

RomanceRe: Hit Or Miss : Look At How This Man Dressed Up For A Date (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 8:36pm On Jan 12, 2016
huh
RomanceRe: Woman Makes A Living By Taking Pics Of Men's joysticks by IamLEGEND1: 8:32pm On Jan 12, 2016
Then let's get to work!

Where the pussìes at?
RomanceRe: Do You Think In English Or Your Native Language? by IamLEGEND1: 8:30pm On Jan 12, 2016
Hausa..... then french,once in a blue moon.
RomanceRe: When She Says She Wants Ice Cream And Corn Flakes by IamLEGEND1: 8:27pm On Jan 12, 2016
so wetin dey to see here?
RomanceRe: If You Can Only Choose One,which Would You Pick (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 8:24pm On Jan 12, 2016
number 1!
.....it's not even a contest.
I saw that same kind of yansh today.
RomanceRe: Welcome Me To Nairaland by IamLEGEND1: 8:20pm On Jan 12, 2016
na wa oh
RomanceRe: I'm 39yrs Old. But I Keep Meeting Men Far Younger Than Me(35 Below)..i'm Fed UP. by IamLEGEND1: 8:16pm On Jan 12, 2016
what is this?
Gerrarahiamehn!
#AttentionWhore
RomanceRe: Photos: Bride Marries Her Dead Groom At His Funeral by IamLEGEND1: 8:09pm On Jan 12, 2016
FamilyRe: Man Dumps Wife For Being A Bad Cook by IamLEGEND1: 8:07pm On Jan 12, 2016
mytime24:
her stomach cheesy
I guessed as much cheesy
RomanceRe: Are Your Flaw(s) Obvious? by IamLEGEND1: 8:04pm On Jan 12, 2016
I'm 90% dead inside!
No empathy
hate
Remorse
regrets
affections
Just nothing!
RomanceRe: 21 Funny Things To Say To A Girl by IamLEGEND1: 7:08pm On Jan 12, 2016
just mistakenly try this thing for 9ja

The only thanksgiving 9ja babes know na the one dem dey do for church.

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