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Monalisa185:Ehe na ![]() There's a chance that girl might cough that thing out through her nose if he dares shoot that stuff inside her. coz the kyn tension wey don build for inside him balls now no be small thing oh. |
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her vagína too big...... I will advise you cheat on her with one clean shawty and see if you no go spray the thing reach ceiling. |
Now this,ladies & gentlemen is a woman who has got a functional brain |
aalabi:bt we still trust our 9ja babes nonetheless ![]() |
Another second rate oloshó that managed to deceive a well-meaning guy.
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Maxi112:Say wetin happen na bros ? me na genuine sweetheart jor!Bt Na so e suppose be na coz Any guy wey accept to suffer for crime wey him no commit na A-class simpleton. If bítch be getting all paranoid and shít without even getting to know me.....then there is no point in trying to make it work,coz we were doomed from the very beginning. We simply move on to the next prey. |
Why won't you lend ur dress to ur friend? What's in a wedding dress for Christ's sake? bt i'm not surprised....women and pointless sentiments always go hand in hand. |
no be her vagína Notin konsyn us |
Maxi112:then stop going after damaged goods. ain't nobody got time for hoes and their emotional baggage. No be me break ur heart,so don't expect me to pay for another níggaz mistake. If I show you say I dey send you & you wan start to dey front for me,I go bounce. #NoTime |
BUTCHCASSIDY:
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all na story! The fire of harlotry never quenches. |
Maxi112:lol! u think say dem get anything like stubborn babe? if babe dey do stubborn, na bcoz she no like you. |
another brave comrade has succumbed to the allure of a vagína. #YouWillBeRemembered
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Maxi112:all na stories,my brother. When fine niggur just ball in,sweep that bítch off her feet.......... e don happen be that. she go dey study am while she dey bang am simultaneously. |
'Don't be in a hurry to fall in love with him' u think say the thing na conscious decision? if it was that way,every girl would've saved herself the stress & stayed relationship-free & by extension, heartbreak free. |
and then 5yrs later when his wife has grown fat and ugly,he'll come running back trying to get back into ur skirt's good graces. Another marriage that is dead on arrival.
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the guy wasn't feeling u again,so he moved on......big deal
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queenfav:na true na! all dem strangers I don meet dey entertain me. So we'll keep the PM torch burning. until the day I go jam one of dem NL karashikas. Na Then I go port to south African forum go join dem JanuaryTempest for that side. |
she dey craze? If she allow me to kneel down then she no be wife material. |
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bt dem dey count NL as social media? coz me no dey add anybody wey I no know for Facebook. bt for NL I dey send 2 PMs per year..... so far I never regret am. I don dey size up my potential candidates for admission.... one in fabruary,the other around Oct-Nov |
FP material |
what if I told you there is no escaping the friendzone.
try as you may....
Ur residence is permanent |
ur friend is suffering from chronic depression. her introvertedness is just a side effect |
There is nothing more aesthetically pleasing than seeing a trimmed vagína. not totally shaved, i love seeing gurls leave hints of those pubes,which guy doesn't like a good bush? when they're short,they are softer and more curly......so it makes everything cuter all-round. but 9ja babes still have no discerning capabilities, when you say don't shave the whole thing.....dem go leave am to grow to Amazon levels of bushy. I know of a guy who spent 10 mins of 'cunilingús' lapping away at that girl's pubíc hair,unable to get through to the vagína proper. she was too embarrassed to even tell him to stop. + The pubes don mature finish, so dem strong gan. in the end,he came out of the ordeal with numerous micro lacerations around his mouth & jaw. |
The tin don pain the guy |
The Lawd is good my brodah! Come drop ur thanksgiving in advance
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