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RomanceRe: Pix Of An African Queen by IamLEGEND1: 7:12am On Oct 02, 2015
this ugly thing?
no face
no hips
no breasts
probably no yansh too.
and for Gawd sake get a better camera.
we are not living in the stone age anymore.
RomanceRe: Strange Things Are Happening by IamLEGEND1: 7:07am On Oct 02, 2015
Ehe?
so waiting happen next?
RomanceRe: Photos: Woman Mistakenly Sends Her Unclad Picture To Her Boss by IamLEGEND1: 7:04am On Oct 02, 2015
oh it was mistake?
o.k sure, we believe her.
RomanceRe: Horrific Way I Discovered My Fiancee Is Not Only A Cheat But A Prostitute. by IamLEGEND1: 6:58am On Oct 02, 2015
fūck that dumb hoe...
yeah & fūck you too
RomanceRe: Trust In A Relationship by IamLEGEND1: 6:49am On Oct 02, 2015
people still go into relationships?
OMG!!!!! I'M so out of touch.
RomanceRe: Intelligent Guyz! Answer This by IamLEGEND1: 11:26pm On Oct 01, 2015
Puts on earpiece
playing Rihann:BBHMM
RomanceRe: A Babyboy For Legal Adoption by IamLEGEND1: 10:28pm On Oct 01, 2015
you dey post am online?

trust me, all those BABAs get laptops and modems for their shrine now....

so i fit assure you say dem dey sight your thread now as we dey so, dey lick mouth.
RomanceRe: I'm 16+, Can I Have A Boyfriend Now? by IamLEGEND1: 10:20pm On Oct 01, 2015
diz thread never die ?
RomanceRe: Which Couple Is Happier by IamLEGEND1: 10:07pm On Oct 01, 2015
first couple....

I think the 2nd couple are deaf & dumb and the husband pissed her off so she is using sign language to tell him to kiss her àss....
RomanceRe: 30 YEARS NO SEX Till Now by IamLEGEND1: 9:47pm On Oct 01, 2015
kay9:
I apologize bro, but I really have to laff small first... grin grin

Ok, now to be serious: Dude, do yourself a favor and ignore folks trying to tell what you should or shouldn't do - listen only to your own heart. And if your heart says "I've changed my mind about so-so", by all means listen - you owe nobody any explanation. And if you end up making a mistake, fkk it, at least then you have stories of youthful "mis-deeds" to tell your grandchildren.

Now on to your desire to taste the forbidden fruit grin .... the most important thing is, Never Ever Skin-dive - always use protection (that means a condom, by the way); the extra skin-skin pleasure is NOT worth multitude of complications it is possible to generate.

Secondly, please don't set your expectations too high - mind-blowing first time sxx only happens in Harlequin novels. Take it gently, allow yourself and your partner time to adjust to yourselves, engage in plenty of fore play, and for heaven's sake please stick to Missionary style - don't try any crazy thing and embarass yourself! grin

Uhh, yeah lastly, watch your partner's body language afterwards; some females like to cuddle after the "deed", some don't, but whichever way make sure you dont initiate it first. And complement her afterwards - make a light joke or something - it helps to ease that first time tension.

By the way, umm...just an after thought: please dont have your first time with a hooker; it rarely ends well.
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RomanceRe: Hottest Couples On Nairaland (romanceland) by IamLEGEND1: 9:13pm On Oct 01, 2015
seunny4lif:
I disagree angry grin
wia D Rita dey sef make I see am
RomanceRe: Best Romantic Movie You Can Recommend... by IamLEGEND1: 9:07pm On Oct 01, 2015
topedo70:
oculus is not a romantic movie
and so?
RomanceRe: Best Romantic Movie You Can Recommend... by IamLEGEND1: 8:45pm On Oct 01, 2015
watch
the Lazarus effect
or
oculus
#DontBotherThankingMe
RomanceRe: Hottest Couples On Nairaland (romanceland) by IamLEGEND1: 8:40pm On Oct 01, 2015
seunny4lif:
Rita and IamLegend1 grin

RomanceRe: Hottest Couples On Nairaland (romanceland) by IamLEGEND1: 8:37pm On Oct 01, 2015
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RomanceRe: Hottest Couples On Nairaland (romanceland) by IamLEGEND1: 8:24pm On Oct 01, 2015

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by IamLEGEND1: 6:30pm On Oct 01, 2015
Why una dey discriminate na....
RomanceRe: We Complain About Them But We Need Them More,, by IamLEGEND1: 5:50pm On Oct 01, 2015
Àss-worshipers thread....
uuuuuurrrrgggghhhhhh
driver make we turn jor
I no dey drop here again.
RomanceRe: That Moment In Our Lives. by IamLEGEND1: 5:15pm On Oct 01, 2015
when shít catch you....
RomanceRe: Help! He Is Gay! by IamLEGEND1: 4:55pm On Oct 01, 2015
rape the dude
and redeem a soul.
RomanceRe: Help! He Is Gay! by IamLEGEND1: 4:48pm On Oct 01, 2015
rape the dude
and redeem a soul.
RomanceRe: Dear Men: Here Are The 7 Sexiest Things You Can Do For Her by IamLEGEND1: 3:01pm On Oct 01, 2015
1. hand her ur ATM card
2. tell her ur pin
#DazAll
RomanceRe: Dear Men: Here Are The 7 Sexiest Things You Can Do For Her by IamLEGEND1: 2:58pm On Oct 01, 2015
1. hand her ur ATM card
2. tell her ur pin
#DazAll
RomanceRe: Post Ur Baby Pics by IamLEGEND1: 2:46pm On Oct 01, 2015
ggrin:
shocked gringringrin
you like?
RomanceRe: Post Ur Baby Pics by IamLEGEND1: 2:43pm On Oct 01, 2015
ggrin:
shocked gringringrin
you like?
RomanceRe: Is Anything Wrong With Two Brothers Marrying From The Same Family? by IamLEGEND1: 1:55pm On Oct 01, 2015
is this even a question?
RomanceRe: True Talk by IamLEGEND1: 1:37pm On Oct 01, 2015
so dated him for 5 yrs and he didn't date you.
he slept you countless times but you didn't sleep with him.
he hurt you but you didn't hurt him.
and after those 5yrs only ur age increased and his' just stagnated?.

why don't you have even small sense eh.
RomanceRe: True Talk by IamLEGEND1: 1:32pm On Oct 01, 2015
so dated him for 5 yrs and he didn't date you.

he slept with you countless times but you didn't sleep with him.

he hurt you but you didn't hurt him.

and after those 5yrs only ur age increased and his' just stagnated?.


why don't you have even small sense eh.
RomanceRe: Reasons Men Are More Likely To Fall In Love Harder And Faster Than Women by IamLEGEND1: 1:26pm On Oct 01, 2015
and you come dey drop link?
u don dey mad ni?
LA click that link,la make my yansh burn

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