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Romance › Re: Girls Dey Try by IamLEGEND1: 11:05am On Sep 18, 2017

That is what happens when you distribute your phone number to every thirsty niggah that looks your way.

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Romance › Re: Ways People Act After Farting In Public by IamLEGEND1: 10:19am On Sep 18, 2017

Romance › Re: Airforce1 Come In Here by IamLEGEND1: 1:33pm On Sep 17, 2017

Dionnetech:
Air marshal.
So airfore you and her use same model of phone, abi

Jacksparr0w1207:
See as this one take open him own yansh smh

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Romance › Re: Airforce1 Come In Here by IamLEGEND1: 1:14pm On Sep 17, 2017

mah niggah, This is how low you have to stoop?

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Politics › Re: "Nnamdi Kanu Will Soon Reveal His Location" - Brother Reveals by IamLEGEND1: 1:10pm On Sep 17, 2017*

Romance › Re: Has A Nigerian Girl Tried To Entrap You With Pregnancy? Share Your Experiences by IamLEGEND1: 12:30pm On Sep 17, 2017

dingbang:
chaii...

I never see thighs wey yellow reach that babe own.... E come fresh join.
Last last, she yarn her mama say she get Belle 2 months later.

Na so I take sick for 3 weeks.

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Romance › Re: Dear Mrs Insecure. True Or False? by IamLEGEND1: 12:26pm On Sep 17, 2017

adajoe555:
Op pls
What of Mr insecure?

Awon feminazis....
Just switch every feminine noun and adjective you see in the writeup with the masculine ones and you have your answer.

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Avoid Panties These Days (Photo) by IamLEGEND1: 12:20pm On Sep 17, 2017

It's better that way....
Let that shit_breathe.
No one wants to off a girl's clothes and pass out from the smell of dead fish.

But a girl better sit down properly when in public if she isn't wearing any panties..... Coz if you siddon for angle wey I fit sight the stuff,my sister I go look the thing with no shame.

Call me pervert and watch how I go reset your settings.

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Romance › Re: Has A Nigerian Girl Tried To Entrap You With Pregnancy? Share Your Experiences by IamLEGEND1: 11:19am On Sep 17, 2017*

Like my comrades above....
My Pullout game is A+

But dem get one Benue ho' from katsina-Ala wey just turn up one time like that..... The girl be like winch coz she somehow knew that my engine had not been serviced in a while and I was ready to go....
Na so I dey this girl room, she just walk in from bathroom, dripping wet.
Gbam! She drop towel for ground....
no words. Nothing! and man no get condom for hand...

*To be continued

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Gets Male Friend Beaten Up After He Asked Her For Sex; She Refused by IamLEGEND1: 10:53am On Sep 17, 2017

Romance › Re: My Fiancée Is Extorting Me by IamLEGEND1: 10:51am On Sep 17, 2017

The only thing I feel like doing after reading the nonsense you wrote is taking a sledgehammer to your face.

You have little or no spine, and by the sound of things, even less conviction.......
When you say something, mean It. That way, she won't fuck_around with you when you tell her to STFU and dial back the gold mining.
But NOoooo! You want peace to reign so badly that you've resorted to acting like a total pussy_even after catching her in a lie.

Well, you're her_bitch now and there is no turning back..... Dump her or proceed with your financial slavery in perpetuity.

You can't stay without her indeed.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Gets Male Friend Beaten Up After He Asked Her For Sex; She Refused by IamLEGEND1: 10:29am On Sep 17, 2017*

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Romance › Re: Do You Love Saliva Poured On Your Pussy When bleeped?? by IamLEGEND1: 10:27am On Sep 17, 2017

Neimar:
Christy mack

Romance › Re: A Man I Considered A Friend Wanted To Have Sex With Me - Lady Cries Out (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 10:15am On Sep 17, 2017

No be woman...... Mtcheeewwww!

Today: "I hate men. I_fucking hate them... Blah blah blah...
I am done with men for now. I am so fucking_done."

Tomorrow: *Young guy pulls up in a range rover* Xup, babe.

Her:

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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Flees, Now Hiding Over Terrorism Charge by IamLEGEND1: 6:26am On Sep 17, 2017

It's such a shame that a movement that could've been used to effect real progress has been turned into nothing more than the vehicle for the ego trip of some guy with a God complex.
From the moment Kanu started making bold, extreme moves, the government only needed to bide it's time.
Now,the man's penchant for self-sabotage has ended whatever goodwill the movement might have had outside the country's southeastern region.

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Romance › Re: 18-year-old Nigerian Boy Weds His 17-year-old Fiance In Abia State (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 10:34pm On Sep 16, 2017

most important question: Does he have a steady source of income?

Romance › Re: CONGRATULATIONS! A Nairalander Just Got Wedded! by IamLEGEND1: 6:58pm On Sep 16, 2017

Finally!

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Romance › Re: Guys On Nairaland Are Such A Scumbag And Hypocrite (see Reason) by IamLEGEND1: 6:35pm On Sep 16, 2017

Robi65:
I made a post yesterday which generated both worthy and worthless comments .. What actually baffles me is most guys slid into the topic only to call me all sort of names and even went as far as concluding have got HIV/AIDS .. Well that doesn't pinch a salt from me.. But what amuses me is me waking up this morning only to receive tons of emails from this same guys smh.....like seriously didn't you read the part where I mentioned I have a boyfriend?

Learn what it means to be able to take a joke.
Because obviously my comment is what made your heart go up in flames,right?
Or maybe it isn't because I certainly didn't send you a mail.
Point is- Whatever your real problem is, I have nothing to do with it.

Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 3:44pm On Sep 16, 2017*

BeeBeeOoh:
u don craze kpata kpata
Dis 1 na dying in active service

Baba don give up...
E dey form Rambo for babes..... E no know say even leather for dustbin get different sizes.

Romance › Re: I love you Jacksparr0w127 by IamLEGEND1: 1:20pm On Sep 16, 2017

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Romance › Re: Sexual Pressure: Girls And Their Needless Victim Mentality by IamLEGEND1: 1:19pm On Sep 16, 2017

Romance › Re: In Your Opinion, Is There Sexual Satisfaction Without Orgasm? by IamLEGEND1: 11:28am On Sep 16, 2017

Yeah, just like how you can quench your thirst without water or any liquid.

Family › Re: Kenyan Couple Who Wore T-shirts To Their Simple Wedding Welcome Bouncing Baby by IamLEGEND1: 11:12am On Sep 16, 2017

So, what now?

Romance › Re: She Had 2 Abortions For Him, She's Pregnant Again & He Wants Another Abortion by IamLEGEND1: 10:58am On Sep 16, 2017

She needs to be shot in head, preferably with a hunting rifle.
Almost 4 aborted pregnancies and counting....

What dafuq is wrong with some people? Hasn't she heard the words 'condom' or 'birth control pills' before?

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Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 9:47am On Sep 16, 2017

when you jam that calabar girl and she won't stop riding even after you've finished..... Now you just have to accept your fate.

*Tell my mother I love her

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