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 Romance › Re: I Had Sex With My Daughter To Become Rich - 55 Years Old Man by IamLEGEND1: 7:33am On Sep 20, 2017 |
| Romance › Re: “you Will Never Know Peace” - Lady Curse Girl Who Want To Break Sister’s Home by IamLEGEND1: 7:15am On Sep 20, 2017 |
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| Crime › Re: VERY SERIOUS- Crime Report On TV Must Stop by IamLEGEND1: 6:07am On Sep 20, 2017 |
Yeah that's not gonna happen. On-air Crime reports reach a much a wider audience is the fastest time possible and will continue to be the go-to method of disseminating information, whether good or bad until someone comes up with a better alternative. With that said, you do raise a valid point. |
| Crime › Re: Again, Customs Impounds 475 Rifles At Tin Can Port by IamLEGEND1: 5:50am On Sep 20, 2017 |
1,600 rifles confiscated!
See casting.
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| Family › Re: Paternity Dispute: Two Men Battle Ownership Of 5-Month Baby In Warri by IamLEGEND1: 5:45am On Sep 20, 2017 |
18yr old girl with a 5 month old baby..... Let's see: A month or two of constant knacking pre-pregnancy + 9 months(gestation) + 5 months(post parturition) = at least 16 months or a year and a half. 18yrs of girl- 1yr 6months= 16 & a half years. Section 31 of the Child's Rights Act 2003 stipulates the age of consent to be 18. So, when are they going to be charged with statutory rape? 78 Likes 2 Shares |
| Crime › Re: South African Cops Refuse R100k Bribe From Drug Dealers, Seize 1.5kg Of Cocaine by IamLEGEND1: 5:31am On Sep 20, 2017 |
| Romance › Re: Why I Decided To Marry At 21 (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 4:21am On Sep 20, 2017 |
another "21yr" old? 1 Like
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| Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 10:33pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
tosyne2much:no give am opportunity to catch feelings...  |
| Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 10:27pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
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| Romance › Re: I Love My Present Babe But My Ex Never Give Up On Me by IamLEGEND1: 10:25pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
tomorrow when people say do not to stay in touch with your ex, you'll call them childish. |
| Romance › Re: Relationship/companionship: I Need An Older Woman, Or A Single Mum. by IamLEGEND1: 10:20pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
Iamme69:So you want someone like you, what would you two do? Sit and stare into each other's souls? I repeat, no body should quote me. Keep whatever thing you have to say to yourself. I just stated how i fell neither do i give a damn about anyfuck_that. Around here we quote whoever we choose to quote and say whatever it is we wish to say. If you don't like it, pack up and move to North Korea. And prepare to be alone for the foreseeable future..... Coz you sound a pompous prick to me and ain't woman got time for that. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Kenyan Woman Caught Masturbating In An Uber (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 10:04pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
Na wetin dey make am twist body like snake be that? 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Question For The Ladies by IamLEGEND1: 9:59pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
Adaumunocha:
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| Romance › Re: Kenyan Lady Blasts Husband's Mistress, Shares Their Romance Photos by IamLEGEND1: 9:54pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
SweetPuffPuff:with who? Your cat?
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| Celebrities › Re: Fan Slams Simi Over Her Wig And Dressing by IamLEGEND1: 9:47pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
Nov6:if memory serves me right, Na man you dey talk to o....catfish sturvs. [/b] [/i] |
| Romance › Re: The Lady I Want To Marry Is Now Friend With My Ex Of 3 Years Ago by IamLEGEND1: 9:42pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
issylarry:It's a suggestion. Isn't that why you created this thread? |
| Romance › Re: What Your Breasts Shape Says About Your Personality! by IamLEGEND1: 8:24pm On Sep 19, 2017*. Modified: 10:23am On Sep 20, 2017 |
Course title: Boob mechanics & personality correlation Course code: b(.)(.)b 161 Course outline: 1. The straightforward b(.)(.)b- No messing around,you don't catch feelings easily & you don't act like a sissy when you do. Will probably be the one to toast the guy. 2. The teenage pimple- You always prefer to go unnoticed. No drama, no jumping around . you'd rather tell your loudmouthed friend the answer in class and she answers it than raise your arm. 'The girl behind the curtains' is your mantra. 3. Madam face your front- You don't take bullshit_from anyone. Quick tempered and rash. Small argument with your guy & you've started insulting his mother, next thing you know you wake up 3 weeks later in the ICU. 4. Isaac Newton is a bastard OR F=GM1M2÷r2- Total dummy. Sense= 0. Humor= 0. Fashion sense= -1.5 Zeeworld, Telemundo and E! are your squad members. Most likely career: Full time baby momma. 5.Moses and the red sea- anytime you apply effort towards something, your life says 'fuck_that' & goes in another direction entirely. Constant internal conflict. Early onset arthritis and back pain because of the load you're carrying. 2 babies and your nipples_start brushing your knees. You need direction or you become a 'socialite' AKA high class olosho...(Cossy & Roman goddess) 6. IPOB- Your life is a long tale of near misses- How you almost passed JAMB that year, how you almost got engaged to a top chevron employee. Everything you do, e go remain small to make sense but you suddenly decide to change direction and sail away from your original purpose. These ones usually drop out of school to become all those women that aid in kidnapping people for rituals during election time. 7. Daily standard- not very trustworthy. Anywhere your emotions go, so also will you. Na them be OG man-eaters. They pick their targets carefully- 1st criteria: can he afford to take me shopping in Dubai? If you no reach that level, shift for her front. But after everything, she has that one fuckboy on the side who she funnels a lot of that cash into.... He'll eventually double-date and when the other one finds out, she hunts daily standard down and bathes her in acid. Na so her career take end. 8. The NYSC b(.)(.)bs- You have no problem falling in love. And when you do it,you fall hard & fast like an old man's testicles after the effects of the viagra wears off. As such, guys have unlimited access to your mumu button and they don't hesitate in juggling the stuff like Ronaldo with a football. After being used and misused for 15yrs,you find a middle-aged widower with a shop in Aba and settle down. 9. Mamagee & intelligence- You and sense will never meet in this life & you're proud of yourself like that. You flaunt it flagrantly in people's faces. You're going sideways when you should be facing forward. No hope for these ones,they end up opening a hair salon & doing ashawo work on the side before getting knocked up & moving in with an abusive baby daddy. Whether they survive depends on the small sense they acquire during their stay with said baby daddy. 10 Likes 5 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Special Message To All Those Bleaching Their Skin (pic) by IamLEGEND1: 7:52pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
They're too far gone to listen to anything you have to say. |
| Romance › Re: The Lady I Want To Marry Is Now Friend With My Ex Of 3 Years Ago by IamLEGEND1: 7:51pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
Cut off all lines of communication between yourself and your girlfriend +the ex.... Pack your things and move to zamfara. Problem solved. Unless you live in zamfara, then move to Kebbi. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Holy Sh!t .. My Landlord Just Saw My Nak3dn3ss (picture attached) by IamLEGEND1: 7:12pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
Fadiga24:We are all farm implements in the hands of the farmer-in-chief. |
| Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Guy? Am I A Bad Guy? by IamLEGEND1: 7:10pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
DOUBLEWAHALA:allow them. Na their way. |
| Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Guy? Am I A Bad Guy? by IamLEGEND1: 6:38pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
DOUBLEWAHALA:Pesin steal my post? Where e dey make i end am. |
| Romance › Re: Guys Judge These Girls In One Word by IamLEGEND1: 6:35pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
SOME WOMEN! STUPIDITY!
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| Romance › Re: Two Students Fight Dirty Over A Man by IamLEGEND1: 6:22pm On Sep 19, 2017*. Modified: 1:28pm On Sep 20, 2017 |
Meanwhile the guy dey one side like... 29 Likes 2 Shares
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| Romance › Re: Confused........ Experienced People Should Help by IamLEGEND1: 6:10pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
Gracesofar:Easy solution? Don't be a show off. Na so you go take rope in oloshoz & gold miners. Try to work the mother & daughter if you can, but you'll find that convincing a man that was raised on strong traditional values otherwise isn't a feasible outcome. People like that can be very petty and will seek to undermine your efforts every chance they get..... Even if he allows you to marry his daughter. She's your first and only girlfriend. So fucking_what? Someone had to be your first girlfriend and she just happened to be the one. Don't try to read meaning into it like she's your one true love and you guys were meant to be or some shit_like that. Be pragmatic, play as many of the scenarios you can think of in your head and weigh the possibilities. Love can only burn so bright when you have her father breathing down your neck every second. 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Guy? Am I A Bad Guy? by IamLEGEND1: 5:55pm On Sep 19, 2017*. Modified: 6:14pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
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| Romance › Re: Guys, Who Knkws The Boyfriend Of This Lady? by IamLEGEND1: 5:20pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
*Sitting on wheelchair 45yrs from now .... So yeah, I survived that night but I was paralyzed from the neck, down. And that,my dear grandchildren is why grandpa couldn't have children of his own and had to adopt your parents. |
| Romance › Re: Confused........ Experienced People Should Help by IamLEGEND1: 4:48pm On Sep 19, 2017*. Modified: 5:42am On Sep 25, 2017 |
Just walk away. Under no circumstance should you try to force things like these. I recently dated an igbo chick as well.... Well, actually I've only dated igbo girls my whole life. Why that is? I have no idea, but the point here is: before I ghosted her, she'd been stylishly trying to bring marriage talks into our conversations on the regular. I normally avoid meeting family members of anyone I'm involved with unless it is absolutely necessary...... So, I just decided to scope out this girl's parents, Guage and see the type material they're made of. She only introduced me as her friend to her parents but still, The mum nearly spat out her food when I mentioned that I was fulani. Fula-wetin? I mean, I'm a Christian and all and I barely even look or sound like any fulani person you know but it didn't matter. Bit by bit the conversation started turning hostile and I had to check out of there fast else I'd have said something nasty. The babe was so embarrassed she went into her room and locked herself. There are open-minded folks everywhere you turn and there are those that just can't see beyond their noses when it comes to tribal/religious matters.....sadly, you ran into one of them. My point: MOVE ON! I'm a bit of a rolling stone so it wasn't hard for me to do in my case but move on you must. You're young and there is a whole world out there to explore....time is on your side, make use of it. You don't know when you're going to get your legs blown off by a landmine in Chibok/Konduga/Baga/Sambisa. 26 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Wonder!!! My Genotype Changed From AS To AA by IamLEGEND1: 4:41pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
Then prepare to have the holy ghost change your genotype to SS next time you smash your babe. |
| Romance › Re: This Woman Wants To Be Remembered For Having The Biggest Hip by IamLEGEND1: 4:38pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
TGoddess:Or more accurately, they'll have to scrape you off the surface and bury what's left in a leather bag. This kyn body no be joke. |
| Romance › Re: At What Point Is It Called Cheating? by IamLEGEND1: 4:35pm On Sep 19, 2017*. Modified: 7:46pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
Everything you listed up there is invalid because it is only cheating when your partner says it is. If your fingers brush lightly against another girl's hand and your partner says you cheated, then you cheated. All technicalities fly out the window and her word becomes law. Good luck trying to convince her otherwise. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: My Igbo Friend Is In Love With An Hausa/muslim Lady by IamLEGEND1: 4:22pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
So we should walk on our heads? |
I dey krace fa! 
U tryna toast me. I'm in a relationship 
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