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Romance › Re: My Vagina Aches Extremely During Sex, Do I Stand Any Risk During Labour (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 10:13am On Sep 15, 2017*

I'm sorry but you won't make it.
The infection is incurable. First, It'll trickle down to your lower extremities and paralyze you from the waist down. From there, it'll eat its way up to your brain and infect you neurons, shutting down higher brain functions: Speech will be the first to go, followed by your memory which will become no better than a Goldfish's.
When it has crippled you completely and advanced into its late stages, the infection will annihilate your immune system, Ala AIDS, paving the way for a flesh-eating virus to infiltrate your dermis.

In the end, you'll be unrecognizable and will need life support until your family members decide to put you out of your misery.

Accept my condolences in advance.

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Romance › Re: All Nigerian Girls Are Hoes And Liabilities by IamLEGEND1: 10:04am On Sep 15, 2017

Romance › Re: 10 Times Nigerian Men Married Foreign Women. by IamLEGEND1: 9:28am On Sep 15, 2017

watch this space.....

I'll be back in 10yrs with pictures of my Black/Latino &/or filipino mixed family.
Nobody get time for naija women and their nonsense.

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Romance › Re: Power Of A Woman - My View by IamLEGEND1: 7:22am On Sep 15, 2017

I don't even know what to do with this information.

Romance › Re: Nairaland Hot Babes... Can You Rock This Outfit? by IamLEGEND1: 7:19am On Sep 15, 2017

At least 95% of her hair is natural..... Unlike a race of women from a certain country i know.

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Romance › Re: To Pick A Day For Intimacy by IamLEGEND1: 7:17am On Sep 15, 2017

Saturdays only. A little past midnight.

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Romance › Re: .....??? by IamLEGEND1: 7:00am On Sep 15, 2017

If that is what you want then do not hesitate. Go ahead & Murder the fetus.
It doesn't deserve to live.
Fuck_what your boyfriend thinks.

+ he can't sue you. You are not legally obliged to seek his consent if you want an abortion. Just empty threats.

So I repeat, the abortion is a go. proceed to terminate fetus with extreme prejudice.

Travel › Re: My Experience With "God Bless Ezenwata Motors" by IamLEGEND1: 11:28am On Sep 14, 2017

ojun50:
8500 to go north don expensive reach like dis. Thy are nt serious normally thy are suppose to go with one mechanic

Travel north?
Where is 'North' exactly?
For all we know, she may have been traveling north to Niger Republic..... Or she doesn't know the state she is traveling to?
Abuja is situated in the northern part of Nigeria and so is Sokoto..... But you're not gonna pay the same fare when traveling to these two places.

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Romance › Re: Man Carries His Plus-Sized Fiancee In Pre-Wedding Photo. See Reactions by IamLEGEND1: 10:22am On Sep 14, 2017

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Romance › Re: PHOTO: See What These Kids Are Doing by IamLEGEND1: 1:51pm On Sep 13, 2017

Romance › Re: Decent Pre-wedding Shots Of An Ibo Brother by IamLEGEND1: 10:21am On Sep 13, 2017

is he an iPod yoot?

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Romance › Re: ★★Mm by IamLEGEND1: 6:48pm On Sep 09, 2017

sekxyqueen:
bae..sound it on,,one useless mofo have started chest beating when he was served what he was looking for he resulted to calling the mods..

what is wrong with you?
He dropped a non-specific comment and your cohort, who is probably harboring a grudge attacked him without provocation.
Not every single comment you see that you don't like should make you start behaving like a Savage.
He reported her and she was banned,don't see nothing wrong with that.
it has kept the thread from turning into a war zone.
Following the forum's rules isn't equivalent to being a_bitch.

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Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by IamLEGEND1: 11:44am On Sep 08, 2017

vicspring:
Ain't u going 4 itÂ¿?? í ½í¸

Go for what?

Romance › Re: Pregnant Mom Chased Out Of Restaurant For Wearing 'weirdo' Crop Top by IamLEGEND1: 10:28am On Sep 08, 2017

Almost 8 months pregnant and you dey Waka with crop top, exposing your oversized Belle. Ain't nobody wanna see that stupid_shit while eating his food.
To dress modestly now na problem.

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Romance › Re: I Am Thinking Of Committing Suicide by IamLEGEND1: 7:17pm On Sep 07, 2017

Small small...... All the stories of these white people children wey go try kill themselves just to get people attention don dey reach naija.
My brother, If you think that nonsense go work here then you picked the wrong country to be born in.

Romance › Re: The Icy Fire...rants From The Closed Mouth by IamLEGEND1: 7:10pm On Sep 07, 2017

As you don hype yourself reach, the plenty sense wey you get suppose tell you say dating no be for everybody.
STFU, sit down and be humble. Trust me, if you're a tiny fraction of those things you say you are...... The right girl will find you eventually.
I know you think you have a Supreme sense of self awareness but introspection is a funny thing...... You can rarely, if ever give an unprejudiced account of yourself.
You say you're simple, but you may just be a slob.
You think it's humility but you're just patronizing.
You think you're the quiet intellectual, you may actually just be the creep who keeps staring at people for no apparent reason.
Reevaluation. readjustment .... That's how the best people operate.
Don't be stuck in your ways and think anyone who doesn't fall in line is below you. I know a lot of shit_but lord knows I wouldn't want to talk about cleopatra with anyone I just met.

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Romance › Re: At What Age Did You Get Your First Kiss by IamLEGEND1: 6:45pm On Sep 07, 2017

krissconnect:
Age 5. In her room, during hide and seek. First time I got a Mouth Action too

blow job_at 5?
The girl use straw to blow you abi how she take do am?

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Romance › Re: Opinion.. How Long Should We Wait Before Getting Down? by IamLEGEND1: 6:20pm On Sep 07, 2017*

First date sex on paper sounds great..... But personally, I'm too paranoid to actually consider it.
What if she be the cray-cray type? If things no come work out, she go start to dey stalk me upandan.
Or maybe she get Belle and baby daddy no gree show face na him she just dey hunt for idiot to lock down and i just come carry dick_put for her body.
Which kyn STD the babe get? Coz if pesin mistakenly gimme Gono...... E don end my career......coz even with protection,we don dey get condom-resistant strains of Gono.

Too many things could go wrong.......and ain't nobody got time for that.

Romance › Re: My Elder Brother's Wedding In Ajah, Lagos. by IamLEGEND1: 6:10pm On Sep 07, 2017

Romance › Re: What Do You Advice In This Situation? by IamLEGEND1: 12:52pm On Sep 07, 2017

Quoda:
Thanks. I just sent you a mail.

replied.

Romance › Re: What Do You Advice In This Situation? by IamLEGEND1: 12:44pm On Sep 07, 2017

Quoda:
Hey bro. Can I send you a mail? There is an important question I want to ask.

Go ahead.
Hopefully I can be of help.

Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by IamLEGEND1: 4:46pm On Sep 06, 2017

Jacksparr0w1207:
Coming from a sad, depressed and confused undergraduate who is wasting away in law class
I'm not surprised this is coming from you. Online lion, real life pvssy. They hide behind their phone/PC screens to throw shiit at people. I'm sure here is the only place you find solace in life

I'll pass biitchhhhhhhhh. No more reply

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Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by IamLEGEND1: 1:07pm On Sep 06, 2017

Just one verified contestant but some people blood don dey boil already.

Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by IamLEGEND1: 6:55am On Sep 06, 2017

stephenmorris:
what's the name of your websites again abeg.miss this your stories

I think the person you're looking for is ilegendd
People always mix up our monikers or think we're the same person.

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