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Romance › Re: Memes Every Girl Can Relate To. by IamLEGEND1: 4:01pm On Sep 19, 2017*

IamSINZ:
Is it not your boobs? Who's it left to?

The gods, bruh..... It's left for the gods to decide.

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Romance › Re: My Four Years Girlfriend Has Been Bethrothed To Another Guy By Her Parents by IamLEGEND1: 3:36pm On Sep 19, 2017

... if quarrel ensue it will be difficult to settle but if it was from the same state it will be very easy...

First red flag.
There is nothing I hate more than a snitch.
And you know what they say about people like that- snitches get stitches.
Normally, I'd say this is one of those that slipped through the net and you should fight harder not to lose her but honestly I think you dodged a bullet in this one. Count your blessings and move on.

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Romance › Re: How Do I Handle My Childish And Immature Girlfriend? by IamLEGEND1: 3:28pm On Sep 19, 2017

Romance › Re: How Do I Handle My Childish And Immature Girlfriend? by IamLEGEND1: 3:15pm On Sep 19, 2017

I think part of my brain melted trying to read and comprehend what you wrote up there.

Nevertheless, here is what I got from the story : Boy meets girl, they fall in love.... He lends her his support in the little ways he Can. They move in together.
Sadly, girl is into some incestuous shit_with her cousin(s) and has been for a while and boy has suspicions that she may have been fucked_by one or Tag-teamed by both cousins on a recent two-week visit to said cousins' home.
Boy has made it clear he ain't about that life no mo' and is contemplating sending her to the cleaners.

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Romance › Re: Kindly,advice Yourguy by IamLEGEND1: 3:09pm On Sep 19, 2017

Another marriage down the drain. Pele my brother.

The kyn stories wey I just read these days... e be like pesin no go even marry sef.

Romance › Re: Have U Ever Been Dissapionted After Been Asked For Ur Account Number? by IamLEGEND1: 3:06pm On Sep 19, 2017

Question for naija babes dem.

Romance › Re: Man Caught Raping His Girlfriend's Identical Twin by IamLEGEND1: 2:55pm On Sep 19, 2017

Living in the same house with identical twins and one of them is your girlfriend.

This NA TEMPTATION!
But he should be hanged though.

Romance › Re: Nairaland Hot Babes... Can You Rock This Outfit? by IamLEGEND1: 2:34pm On Sep 19, 2017

Dillusionist:
guess you will prefer your wife/gf to be on low cut then..btw,you can't differentiate between a fixed hair and a natural hair..obviously, that hair isn't natural.

if I want to, I can marry one correct Fulani babe and by extension free myself from this artificial hair nonsense.
Sure, the woman in the picture has synthetic hair extensions but for the most part is wearing her natural hair.
And there is nothing wrong with a girl on low cut.

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Romance › Re: New Photos Of Couple Who Got Married After Initially Stuck In The Friendzone by IamLEGEND1: 1:37pm On Sep 19, 2017

'friend' that takes you on vacations to exotic islands.
9.5 women out of 10 go happily upgrade the guy from that zone. So no surprise there.
But when you be doing your small business and dying on top her matter..... There will be no escape.... Your residence in that zone is permanent.

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Romance › Re: Am Confuse Between Her And Her Career. by IamLEGEND1: 1:32pm On Sep 19, 2017

You used "am" instead of "I'm". So, no advice for you.

Romance › Re: Memes Every Girl Can Relate To. by IamLEGEND1: 1:14pm On Sep 19, 2017

On behalf of guys everywhere...... I want to say quite emphatically that we don't give a_shit.

Girl: *perfume *wig *eyeliner *push up bra *expensive dress *lace panties *nails done etc

Boy: Hi

Girl:

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Romance › Re: Kenyan Lady Blasts Husband's Mistress, Shares Their Romance Photos by IamLEGEND1: 1:06pm On Sep 19, 2017

Daeylar:
Is it their bra straps he was using to hold them in the first pic?
I have no words, I really don't.

Affirmative. according to his wife.
Herself & the man's main concubine are 'best friends'.

Romance › Re: I'm New On Nairaland And Hoping To Get Hooked Up/no Jokes Please by IamLEGEND1: 12:34pm On Sep 19, 2017

Evans?
If na the Evans wey we know for here..... Then
I swear My papa no get money.

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Romance › Re: ... by IamLEGEND1: 12:14pm On Sep 19, 2017

urbanemind:
so all the girls uve met u find them all attractive enough to fvck?

Affirmative. I no dey relate with ugly girls.

Romance › Re: ... by IamLEGEND1: 11:27am On Sep 19, 2017

if you're not smashing them then it's not making sense.

Romance › Re: Am 18 And Am In Love With A 30yrs Guy by IamLEGEND1: 11:21am On Sep 19, 2017*

fowl fit run from house to another village but as long as him owners wan chop am....e go ultimately enter pot.

30yr old guy who probably has 85,000km on his prick odometer..... Go and let him administer the D.

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Politics › Re: Most Emotional Picture Of The Day: Soldier Cries Over His Dead Friend by IamLEGEND1: 11:16am On Sep 19, 2017

klassykute:
headshot

were you there? See the other one sef wearing a bling ring, even has a metallic wristwatch on. Staged picture, probably fake soldiers too.

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Romance › Re: Kogi Lady Dumped By Her Lover After Giving Birth: "Be Careful, Men Are Liars” by IamLEGEND1: 10:55am On Sep 19, 2017

Oyindidi:
Anyway, you are not far from the truth. A friend of mine has a deformed child, to do one xray is 55k. The man kept spending money but refused to come back to his mansion. He said I should convince her to kill the child but I didn't tell her cos she love the child so much and is looking for solution.

X-ray! 55k! Imagine.
The thing no easy at all oh.
The only thing you can do is hope everything works out in the end.

Romance › Re: Kogi Lady Dumped By Her Lover After Giving Birth: "Be Careful, Men Are Liars” by IamLEGEND1: 10:49am On Sep 19, 2017

Naff24:
That's shows that you are irresponsible nìyẹn, no be wetin you deposit inside her, she withdraw am give you

when you Withdraw any amount, you're entitled to return counterfeit and damaged tenders to the cashier for replacement .if you like form big boy Waka with the fake notes like that, na your pocket go hear am.
It's not irresponsibility, it's pragmatism.