Romance › Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by IamLEGEND1: 7:28pm On Sep 05, 2017 |
E be like say you never read the news about one Indian guy in the US wey fly him parents from India to come help am beat him wife. |
Romance › Re: Chinenye Okonkwo, A Nairalander, Is Contesting For MBGN 2017 by IamLEGEND1: 6:41am On Sep 05, 2017 |
Chinenye representing zamfara!  Issoryt. Flavour's next meal. |
Romance › Re: Is Yeye Smelling? by IamLEGEND1: 6:34am On Sep 05, 2017 |
Dem dey mark their territory. And tomorrow dem go say na men be dogs. |
Romance › Re: What Do You Advice In This Situation? by IamLEGEND1: 7:28pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
Murder the fetus.
It's not that hard to do. |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by IamLEGEND1: 7:22pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
Jaqenhghar: Kai ban da karya. Mun yi waya da ita ta ce kuna hira har ka ba ta labarina ya Kusan Kai wata da muka yi magana da ita. Ta ce mun tana shirin finals nata..... Shi ya sa na fita harkan ta Kadan. |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by IamLEGEND1: 7:13pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
Jaqenhghar: Kai! madam must hear this brah! Your appearance dey be like angel of death.... Out of nowhere kawai. That Madam don go exile..... She no dey show face that much. Dole gayu su fita farauta |
Romance › Re: Selfie Gone Wrong! She Is Noe Trending Online- Photos by IamLEGEND1: 12:42pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
IamSINZ: See bush  them get Bush wey pass bush.. Coz wetin I dey see there na the entrance to the Amazon. Even leather for dustbin dey get different sizes. |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by IamLEGEND1: 11:33am On Sep 04, 2017 |
SweetPuffPuff: [color=dodgerblue] ouch. . ....I been good. [/color] if you're unsure who to nominate.... You can always nominate me. You can never go wrong by nominating a guy in a female contest. |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by IamLEGEND1: 11:18am On Sep 04, 2017 |
adewumiopeyemi: Bro wetin dey sup  Boss! We just dey research buhari since morning as Nnamdi Kanu don talk say na Sudanese double wey dey impersonate am. |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by IamLEGEND1: 11:12am On Sep 04, 2017 |
SweetPuffPuff: [color=deepskyblue]Houston . yh they wouldn't take me [/color] They're just trying to keep you away from strong winds. They need people who weigh at least 150kg. Long time, puff-puff.... How have you been? |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by IamLEGEND1: 11:00am On Sep 04, 2017 |
SweetPuffPuff: [color=deeppink]the heck this blasted contest is still ago. I thought I missed the disaster. [/color] What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be volunteering as an aid worker or something? |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by IamLEGEND1: 10:53am On Sep 04, 2017 |
Mariinee: The hardestsoftest one I've got just what you need.  Lower yourself gently tho', it's a little sore from all the work it's put in the last couple of days. I can't even begin to count the number of pumps I gave.
I didn't know dead-lifting 200kg can do that to your thighs. |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by IamLEGEND1: 10:22am On Sep 04, 2017 |
Mariinee: Can I sit on your leg? I don't really like pako benches  Just so there is no confusion. Which of the legs would you prefer? 1st,2nd or 3rd? |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by IamLEGEND1: 10:09am On Sep 04, 2017 |
Mariinee: Lemme take a seat beside you my Fulani paddie  Come siddon..... Popcorn and chill go boku. |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by IamLEGEND1: 9:36am On Sep 04, 2017 |
And so it begins....
The great mudslinging contest of the century. |
TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood Game Of Thrones Cast by IamLEGEND1: 6:36am On Sep 03, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: . by IamLEGEND1: 5:36pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
Just keep hitting them with the champagne_D. |
Romance › Re: Sex Love And Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 2:26pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
Makes sense but we no want the virgins again.....
If I dey date you and you know say you be virgin.
Go find carrot or candle and break that thing so I wouldn't know. |
Romance › Re: This Is Strange About My Orgasm by IamLEGEND1: 9:43am On Sep 01, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: One Word For This Guy,pls? by IamLEGEND1: 9:05pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
Kill it with fire. |
Romance › Re: Should I Get Another Gf? by IamLEGEND1: 7:54pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
ekensi01: Like serious, the funny thing is that she don't know that december by Gods grace am planning to start a mini supermarket. I wish she knows but my ego has also grown over night.
She just bleep up at the die minute.  Just bone the babe. Na today people don dey break up? 1 month, 2 months you don forget am totally..... On to the next yansh. No time....... Cultivate a low bullshìt threshold from now, hence. |
Romance › Re: Should I Get Another Gf? by IamLEGEND1: 7:40pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
you break 17 eggs come even wan pay her the money but she dey form Rocky for you. When you blow in the next 2yrs now, she go open mouth say "she stood by her man".... Mtcheeewwww make i no insult pesin papa. |
Romance › Re: Let's Play A Game by IamLEGEND1: 7:15pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
Issa lesbian now. |
Romance › Re: Wedding That The Couple Are Singers And They Sang by IamLEGEND1: 7:14pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
Where the singing? From the poses the people in the first picture are striking, she might just be shouting 'PRRAAaaaaaaiiiiisssseeeee Daa Loooooooooorrrrddddd........ ' |
Romance › Re: Check Out My Brother's (a Nairalander) Pre Wedding Pix by IamLEGEND1: 6:32pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
No be by force to keep beard na. |
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by IamLEGEND1: 11:25am On Aug 29, 2017 |
Ladies. Gentlemen. Browsing with you has been most pleasurable and a profound honor. I have fought the fight, I have ran the race and now my watch is ended.
Until next time.....what is dead may never die.
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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by IamLEGEND1: 11:21am On Aug 29, 2017 |
interstellar front desk? Yeah, Where can I purchase my ticket for the next trip?
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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by IamLEGEND1: 11:15am On Aug 29, 2017 |
You're our one, true love. We can't go on living without you.
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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by IamLEGEND1: 11:14am On Aug 29, 2017 |
HBO abeg...
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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by IamLEGEND1: 11:11am On Aug 29, 2017 |
The moment I converted to #TeamNightKing But he burned Shireen.... So there's that.
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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by IamLEGEND1: 11:08am On Aug 29, 2017 |
Lyrics..... Anyone?
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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by IamLEGEND1: 11:06am On Aug 29, 2017 |
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