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Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 8:45am On Sep 16, 2017

When she visits for the 18th time and you never try to off her paynt.

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Romance › Re: If Pussy Can't Keep A Man, What Can Keep A Man? by IamLEGEND1: 8:36am On Sep 16, 2017

Common sense.

Romance › Re: What Romance And Marriage Will Look Like In 100 Years To Come? by IamLEGEND1: 8:30am On Sep 16, 2017*

Romance › Re: Evablizin Love Dont Cost A Thing by IamLEGEND1: 7:56am On Sep 16, 2017

Antecote:
I like, she's very cool and her comments are funny too, most of the time she's not harsh and shes always nice. They say if you love someone tell the person you love them so it's no biggie that the young man has poured out his heart, after all people meet their husbands and wives here on Nairaland. I'm interested in seeing how this goes
Is 25+ so she's matured enough and she needs to get married soon sef
stop liking and sharing everybody's post jhur.

Are you her PR manager or something?
If she was interested in what he or anyone else had to say, I believe her fingers still work and she'll reply.
But knowing how this situation usually plays out, she'll go to a deserted section and mention him there for fear of embarrassing herself & the OP.
You can track her movements upandan the forum if you're really interested in how this ends.

Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 7:34am On Sep 16, 2017

pu7pl3:

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Romance › Re: Some Ladies/wives Can Be So UNROMANTIC by IamLEGEND1: 6:19pm On Sep 15, 2017

Your thread was posted on the wrong continent .
Next time, try North America or Europe.

Yours,
Glo customer care service.

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Romance › Re: What Do You Dislike About Your Boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance by IamLEGEND1: 6:09pm On Sep 15, 2017

what the guy above me said.

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Romance › Re: I Was Reborn When You Kissed Me-heartbroken Guy Reminisced On Facebook (pics) by IamLEGEND1: 6:07pm On Sep 15, 2017

AlexCk:
English tho,
But "re-toun" to me??!!!
That got me.

Abeg, space dey to faint?

Romance › Re: I Want To Give My Sister's Husband The Beating Of His Life!! by IamLEGEND1: 5:59pm On Sep 15, 2017

Restructure the guy's facial muscles.... The CIA is behind you.

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Romance › Re: She Only Visits During Her Menses by IamLEGEND1: 5:35pm On Sep 15, 2017

her mouth dey bleed ni?
Make any girl try that nonsense with me

My name Ayamus Legendus

Loyal servant to the true emperor Mazi Nnamdi Kanu

Son to a Fulani father, Lover of many canceled TV shows

And I will smash that_pussy
...
In this life or the next.

Romance › Re: ''nigerian Singer Tunde Ednut Toasted Me But I Refused To Date Him'' - Bobrisky by IamLEGEND1: 3:51pm On Sep 15, 2017

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Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 2:54pm On Sep 15, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
Yes Sir, na GARRI... Come join me

Address pls...I don call Uber.

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Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 2:24pm On Sep 15, 2017*

Girl: Come thru', babe

Guy: Sorry, got hit by a car

Girl: just called Kate, we're ready for that_threesome

Him:

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Romance › Re: Let's Bring Back 2go Love...bring Back 2go by IamLEGEND1: 1:46pm On Sep 15, 2017

See statuses abeg...

Romance › Re: What Attracted You To Your Girlfriend/boyfriend? by IamLEGEND1: 1:44pm On Sep 15, 2017

What the guy above me said.

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Romance › Re: I’m Ready To Marry Any Man At All, Once He Has 2 Hands & Legs – Nigerian Lady by IamLEGEND1: 1:34pm On Sep 15, 2017

This one semi-fresh. Maybe her DM isn't slippery enough for guys to slide in.
Solution: add more water.

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Romance › Re: See The Braless See Through Dress Rihanna Wore That Got People Talking Online by IamLEGEND1: 1:29pm On Sep 15, 2017

That has to be an old photo....
Rihanna wey don fat now..... I had to do a double take when I first saw her on Dj Khaled's wild thoughts video.

Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 1:26pm On Sep 15, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
I say Amen

Lai'lai...
I reject am.... This kyn shape wey you no know which side be the back and which one be front.
Spend 30mins sliding the D between her armpit dey think say you're smashing the real stuff.

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Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 1:18pm On Sep 15, 2017

Yoruba Demon: Sir, your daughter & me are dating
Father: beat me and you have my permission..
Yoruba demon: OK sir
Live scenes from the family house..

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Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 1:05pm On Sep 15, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
Repent or I arrange this chick for you

Ah!

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Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 12:51pm On Sep 15, 2017*

when you make mouth that you're a 35mins man but on the D day your Member no gree cooperate, now you have to explain yourself.

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Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 12:45pm On Sep 15, 2017*

when you're dead but the call of duty is still strong...

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Romance › Re: My Vagina Aches Extremely During Sex, Do I Stand Any Risk During Labour (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 12:44pm On Sep 15, 2017

TGoddess:
Chai!!Are you a doctor?Whats the name of the infection?

E no get name..... Na from village e dey follow come.

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Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 12:43pm On Sep 15, 2017

Me: Babe, it's your birthday and I've got something wonderful in store for you.

Her: What is it?

Me: well, it's something I've never given you before...

Her: An_orgasm?

ME:

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Romance › Re: Don't Marry Any Lady Who Is Not Willing To Work: Factfinder1 by IamLEGEND1: 12:12pm On Sep 15, 2017

Ojukwu's ever-living manhood approves this thread.

Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 11:28am On Sep 15, 2017

When you about about to pull out but she hook your yansh with her legs at the last second ... Now you're just laying there, reevaluating your life and your future kid's.

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Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 11:21am On Sep 15, 2017

When you chilling on the bed and she say she feelin' cold...

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Romance › Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by IamLEGEND1: 11:02am On Sep 15, 2017

Chilling with the squad after smashing...

Me: ... And i shit_you not, fam.. She said.... She said " You promise you'll Call me, right?"

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Help Me Rejoice by IamLEGEND1: 10:42am On Sep 15, 2017

these your lips get as dem be..... Are they black by nature or you be high prince?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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Romance › Re: Why I Don't Pity Guys That Contract HIV From Prostitutes. by IamLEGEND1: 10:40am On Sep 15, 2017

I'd rather die from AIDS contracted from a harlot_than waste 100x the amount I'd have spent on a bawd on a leech masquerading as a girlfriend. Money is way more valuable than my life.
Hurricanes,boko haram, Ebola, Nigerian army...... Many things that can end you before you can say jack.... So There are worse ways to go.
Hell,Kim Jong Un fit drop nuclear weapons anywhere & at anytime and irradiate the whole fucking_planet.......

Ultimately, Something must kill man.

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