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u cant u stay for 6 months without sėx?

Gurgle:
LOL but you can leave the customs you don't like and practice the "good" ones.

I think that's a good custom more people should do it

i'd rather not adopt any.
besides, most will consider someone like me to be an outsider since i aint a muslim.

but i do realize how odd it might seem to some people, seeing a christian fulani, just like how i've never met a muslin igbo.


but are ur parents both igbo?

or u're a "MIXED" offspring too.?

Hazardd:
you wrote something and you didnt no what it means..nawaoo

na song, but i no know wetin mean

Rocktation:
Funnily, this is the second time someone would say this...even though I have ALWAYS had the (f) in front of my moniker.
It is well.

my bad!!!

will refer to you as "madame" from now, forward.

MrBasketball:
I hate NTA

i tell u d only tin i dey watch for dat station na 9:00pm news

i need a derailing partner please....

u dey try create another civil war shey?
all dem e-warriors go soon arrive

Hazardd:
we didnt understand this...lol

neither do i

u wey dey always say ur mother diz, ur mother dat.

NOW U DON GET TWO CHILDREN.?


O.Y.O

She go say: ori ya to sori If you ask her why, she go say Ori ya to sori If you ask her wetin she go say Owo ya to sowo O tu wa so wipe Koko ya to si koko

for some people mind, dem dey giv serious, relevant advice.

Rocktation:
Very good question.

i'm tellin u

some people too form holier than thou.

she had a thrèesome, so wat?

u na virgin u be?


but wait oh, "rocktatiön".....

i been know dat monicker before, wen u turn female again?

of coz u are a virgin dear.

just like how u wont get pregnant wen u have sèx in the middle of the night coz the speŕm cells are sleeping.

girls and paranoia

so wat someone made soup for him?

make him starve himself because u no come?

Merlissa:
And the same hypocrites would go ahhhhhh

when its in

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!

Some people really need to upgrade wallai.


na all dat kind forming dey lead to the situation of that girl with the broken cucumber.

Gurgle:
Fulanis are not muslims??! so what are they? isn't that part of the wandering lifestyle, so that they can propagate islam?

yeah I have heard of the flogging. with the marriages its first cousins right? which is permitted in Islam.

any other "weird" customs?

would you say you are very into culture?

and yeah maybe the ones Ive seen are mixed with other stuff. because some of them could be confused with any tribe

they were originally traditionalists, and a lot are still practicing it to this day. itz just dat wen they take up a cause, they are relentless.


weird customs? o.k letz see...




Taking a new bride who just gave birth back to her parents house & preventin the ozband from seeing her till she weans her baby.

diz is done because the verile young grooms are also relentless in their hustling for their wife's vagina and before you know it, a nursing mom with a 3months old baby is already pregnant again.think of it as our version of family planning.


and no, i'm not into culture or at least not most of it as i dont want to be flogged or marry my cousin or some shìt like dat.

Merlissa:
funny signature
but
on point

Thank you
but we all know there are hypocrites dat will go Eeeeeeewwwwww....
wen it happens.

axiliborha:
Gawd must you be the first

na papa God wey do am
ur time dey come

misbehaving?
wat is diz one saying?

just hold on, the next girl commenting is going to spit some killer philosophies.

and what makes diz different from every other sexcapade people indulge in?

see diz one.
u think say here na church wey everybody go come share him sob-story

and u no even share ur own u dey say u wan make dem come share their own.

shey diz same shìt made FP a few weeks back.

Don't try to promote woman-wrapperism pls.

●in p-square's voice●

..."And when it all goes down" (eeeeeeeehh)


" we gonna have A PARTY OF LIFE"



" TONIIIIIIIIIIGHT"

make i catch myself say i dey go shopping.
or watch telemundo or nollywood movies.


i'll just go bananas.

na ur choice be dat.

i think i came across this during the biafran war

but e still funny die