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na oyinbo teach you to stay with one woman? |
diz isnt supposed to be debatable. |
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the truth is you shouldnt dare me. |
horlarbaby:
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abeg onila, i carry God beg you. ABEG!!!!!!!! try get small sense for your life. itz always virgin diz, virgin dat. News flash bìtch we dont care about your virginity status NO ONE FÜCKING CAREs.★ so pls try and let diz nonśense die, except of cause if you choose to behave like the cràzed and frustrated old woman that you are. |
now u go see all diz guys wey dey always giv excuse for not engaging in any fitness activity trooping in to castigate a guy.(i'm lookin at u too @O.P) But sori to burst ur bubble, but to every botched body building regime like diz, there are thousands of something like the below
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MemphisDepay:wateva floats ur boat mate. as for me, the thrill of the chase is to die for. |
rawtouch:pen with eraser? me no know dat one oh bros. |
onila:i'm the guy who is disgusted by ur lack of common sense. #SLÜT |
Captainswag225:i've got a few jollyjöy sìnaj(even though she is kinda wack) and a few others |
the guy above me is a philosopher and will throw more light on the matter |
wenson:wetin i do ? |
Captainswag225:i'll pass on this offer. i dont do dumb characters |
Captainswag225:Omo na to dodge every attempt girl dey make to be my friend oh. if i catch mysef 4 frienzone!!!!!! a few well timed serenading words here and there.. a well planned meeting ground.... put my silky moves in play and BAAAAAAM!!!!!! A roll in the sack... of coz u get rebuffed every now and then but not dat often. |
oga better pack diz ur english go one corner siddon. WTF!!!!! #BokoHaramMyFoot |
BÖÖBSSSSSSSSssssssssssssss Causing confusion since the days of Rahab |
and the ladies have BALOGUN ELECTRICIAN FEMI MAGA HOLY CHRIS etc etc |
all these are totally baseless.. there are lots of guys with commitment issues and that doesnt mean they dint get married, they just require someone to open their eyes to ze bliss of everlasting mutual affection. |
Captainswag225:TRUE But she has got to start somewhere you know. u give her those pleasurable strokes on the first encounter and she is goin to call u SIR for the rest of her life. And hopefully dat would make her stop creating dumb threads. |
Captainswag225:in the words of the great master "u can never drink ur fanta until u use the opener"- Albert Einstein 16.bc |
Teempakguy:the world is a very big and shitty place bros. So u man up and go wax lyrical to dat chick about ur feelings for her. u never know wat may happen. datz one of the few things i have come to appreciate in diz world; UNPREDICTABILITY. And some of the best things that happen to us in life is wen someone that mysterious someone comes along and turns ur world upside-down (in a good way). And it seems this shawty has already gotten you mesmerized and whether u like it or not, if she was to show u dat green light just a little more, u wont be able to stop urself. |
carry dey go bros #TillWomenGrowSmallSense |
i still don't understand what fun is there in semi-drunk sèx. HELL Diz should be considered räpe. |
Captainswag225:NO..... currently operating on the "CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH" policy. #NoTIme but make u try date d önila chick, assuming she no guy. |
wishing u a blissful matrimonial home #YouStayClassyOldMan |
rawtouch:
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