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Gurgle:
lol what a story. waiting to catch a bus to jos!

but i heard igbos have tonnes of dat kind of stuff.
u familiar with some?

den she can go and kontinu her terrifying and confusing stuff for her mama house.

#NoTime

should i raise #HomoAlert?

Fulaboy:
Lol gaskiane ai aradu duk wuraren dana pado ba wanda banje ba duk nasan halinsu

yan zamfara ma ba a bar su a baya ba fa.

shirme da haukan su, da tsananin kishin addini shi yake jan su baya

Gurgle:
I think they only seduce men right? so I should be ok. I just want to see what everybodys talking about

ah jos isn't BH there? they were blowing churches up there some time ago it really put me off...

do you have any folktales like that in the north?

most of the violence has been contained largely in the extreme North-eastern corner of the country.

but as always, u never know wetin those barbaric idiots dey plan.

so everyone's enjoying the peace & quiet for the time being. hoping it becomes permanent.

and every culture has a bunch of these kind of stuffs.. stories of the girl dat is found in boarding schools who literally pulls out her head and plaits herself in the bushes. spirits of the abandoned infants of earlier settlers coming back to disturb you.


ETC

diz is pretty simple,.....wen he looses his TRUSTY and ONLY bulala.


coz dat makes you about as useful as a vegetable.

Fulaboy:
ehm sorry I'm sorry its unsual of me to bespawl all those clangers up there I was in a hurry when I typed all those nd beside the fulanis were never the founders of the sect and let's take for instance the sect leader Shekau he's a kanuri and many others and if you watch their videos you'll realize their hausa is not fluent so whoever said fulanis are boko haram is simply a bigot

Kanuris are very wicked and mischievous people, it take them seconds to inflict injury or harm to someone and they're this jealous types while the fulanis some fulanis are wicked too cultured and religious sentiment and they like bread too

Some uncilivilised hausas are religious fanatics. They ones in kano likes money like their life depends on it and most of them are into business they're rich while the ones in kaduna (the more civilized ones) are likely players and penniless I live in kaduna tho the ones in sokoto zamfara kebbi and nasarawa are villagers and the list goes on

Hahaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaa.


i nearly forgot about the akara and bread-loving part.


i luv bread to death mehn.




kuma gaskiya maganan yan sokoto nan ma haka ne.

kauyancin wassun su yana da yawa gaskiya. lolz

Gurgle:
ok how was Ibadan? I think that is still quite northern right? or very influenced by the north

I really want to see a marine spirit, it sounds like it would be interesting

yeah I spent more time in Enugu, onitsha and port Harcourt. good times

ibadan is pretty nice
where i lived was serene.
but some places just too noisy.

and u want to see a marine spirit?
willingly?

for diz kyn matter, you're O.Y.O

try visiting jos too, if u ever get the chance. the town is getting a lil' congested diz days but the weather is to die for. absolutely lovely.

Gurgle:
yeah I want to see the calabar festival.

you should come down there is absolutely no danger of anything happening to you there

apart from being captured by a mermaid

yeah people tell me Abuja is beautiful. but 10 times more immoral than Lagos

itz true dat abuja is beautiful
and itz also true dat in abuja, A LOT of things go.

mermaid ke?

me don see various degrees of violence but marine spirit?

OMO

NA DIE BE DAT.


spent quite some time in ibadan too but i couldnt take the significantly shorter trip to calabar. and i'm still kickin myself till date.
but me don promise myself say calabar festival na "must-go" event for me.

u've ever spent time in any other state outside ur state of origin.

whizqueen:
A trial will convince you

very well then.letz get down to it, shall we?

Gurgle:
yeahh I know its sad whats happening there. I wanted to see the horse parade. don't know what its called but they put costumes on the horses and ride through the town its very nice...

but Abuja should be ok right? as long as I don't go to church there...

Oh the irony....

& i've always wanted to see the calabar festival.


abuja is surprisinly silent these days and barring the numerous auto-crashes, You'll think they've dropped off the face of the earth.

Gurgle:
yeah i'm feeling well-informed. I hope I get to visit the north one day. haven't even been to Abuja....

time ur visit well oh

we no want make u com, after you hear or witness one or two bomb blasts you go run and promise never to come back again.



But na joke sha, most of the region is quite peaceful now and has been for a while now, barring the "boiling pot" wic of coz, is Borno state.

and we are supposed to care because?

Gurgle:
what matter? fulanis vs kanuris?
didn't understand the bolded

" na to rest na eem be the koko"
roughly translated: "resting is the main thing i have in mind".
YES, d fulani vs kanuri thingy and other random stuffs.

Shezhawt:
Where's that "thumbs up" emoji...

Don't wori about it sister....
e dey disturbing how some "MATURED" guys dey fumble.

whizqueen:
Lets buy bread then we would use the remaining okra mixed with close up like jam... Its always yummy

okra and close up!!!!!!!!!!

dat really had me like

Gurgle:
LOL I think that's my English side speaking. didn't see anything unusual about it

yeah just chillin with my dr pepper and you? what will you do this evening

absolutely nothing, na to rest na eem be d koko. on break from school @ the moment.

i hope say my hommie fulaböy dey giv u further insight into our matter?

he wanted to wine you up, dine you you down and bleep you flat.
bt in the end

#GoodRiddance

since u said u were "chyking" another girl, den kindly put up or shut up.
u want to form sharp guy and yet you're acting insecure.



#SayNoToDoubleStandards

★★★☆☆

whizqueen:
Eeeeeh abeg oo. I still like u small no go come come my balls ooo






I mean eye balls

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!


wen i been see "balls", my heart cut no be small.


BUT FEAR NOT DEAR, i can still hold out till we manage to get ourselfs something to eat.

Fulaboy:
hahahaha na ganta ai me Google zai Iya mata

za ta kwana tana bincike ba za ta fahimci komai ba.

hope u in good spirits too bro?

Gurgle:
you think so? how do you mean?
i'm feeling quite relaxed actually

u don dey giv orders...

"Understood, u may continue"
bt 'twas just an assumption anyways.
hope u feeling fly diz evening?

whizqueen:
How far na night done dey reach oo wetin we go chop

me too don dey confused, if for we never carry dat deranged tin go psych, i for turn cannibal pronto.

Gurgle:
understood. you may continue

sure thing ma'am.
seems like you're feeling on edge diz evening.

Fulaboy:
gaskia aikinka na kyau ai thumb up

ga shi tana so ta cire mana jijiyan wuya don na kira sunan ta a cikin comment na.

Gurgle:
stop discussing me in my presence! do you know how rude that is

im copying your conversation into google translator but its only yielding nonsense

Apologies,miss.......


we just exchanged pleasantries and i alluded to his earlier comment where he mentioned u and u said u couldnt understand wat he was saying.

and google cant help u out here, wat we're typing is best described as "broken hausa".

honestly me na uneven grass patches i just dey see everywhere
#NoBadBelle.I.swear