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u can be sure dat d only tin wey pain d guy pass na him 200 bucks wey dem carry.




except of coz, the woman ugly as hell.

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Because you're shy as well. . .

Two shy people = disaster. . . They are the "pls can I kiss you" kind of people.
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Bt somtimez forget oh bro...


some naija galz too razz, u grab her waist and gently pull her in for a kiss, the next thing u know.............




the gal don pick race, u no go even see her brake lights.

so in some cases e dey necessary, not all-out begging (datz too dumb), but just a subtle probe to guage how receptive she is gonna be.

i'm goin to marry the first gal who gather enough liver to ask me out. SERIOUS.


All these galz (the majority) forming "THE GUY WOULD TAKE HER FOR GRANTED"

are either too weak or too afraid to put themselves out there and risk rejection.


The only thing that beatz a gal asking me out is a gal who can beat me in a FIFA15 match.




and after all diz shìte , dem go dey form feminists.

wat is she waiting for


she has my blessings.

this is all just a trailer-load of ćrap.







bleep me or i walk!!!!!!!!!!!!.......



with boko haram, ebola and everything, life is too short to die a virgin.

seems u've arrived at a bit of an impasse


so as the tie breaker just blèep dem both and see wic one is sweeter













DNT WORRY ABOUT IT, U CAN TANK ME LATER.

alryt


.wat else

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ivyT:
i laff u fit handle d akpko,?

i'm not going to blow my own trumpet.

i'll let u be the judge after we're done in the morning.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

i have no idea wat u talkin 'bout bro.



is it d gal dat u said u luv dat u are calling mami-water




50% of the story is incomprehensible.

all na wash.

diz is a metaphorical gauntlet being thrown down.

depends if u are konji-d enough to pick it up.

a lot of contradictions in ur post

singing in davidoz voice*

AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


AA..AA..AYEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee!!!!

i have absolutely nothing to contribute

ivyT:
get thee behind d op

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWwwwwww....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....




sori, i don't roll dat way.

bt U on the other hand, i can get behind.

babez wic way na??

coz their own slave mentality don start to dey grow wings so tey e don dey overflow reach girls FB wall.

i suggest she throw d niğga down on a bed and fück his brains out .......
den tell him he wont be getting more until he takes her out to an expensive dinner.

i neva read d tin so i'm just passimg through



"INCOGNITO"

girlz don suffer

u should know dat u brought it upon urself wen dem loud-mouthed feminists come banging on ur thread.

grab her àśs and shove ur bulala in her nyàsh.
assuming u have a bulala dat is.

CountDracula:
vaseline crew member number 1

heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i'm ćümming

ur female children get to have at least an o.k figure.
instead of looking like someone used pressing iron on their behind

it seems u were o.k with everything
until ur mother planted doz ideas in ur shriveled brain (no offense).


husbands make una dey pity una wives na....

*he wants to be
wants to be....


her sugarcane cousin.

he fit be...

he fit be......

her sugarcane cousin*