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and ten years later they'll have 8 kids,all sleeping in this same room with their parents. |
You moved from Lagos to kogi just to be with her? the baba wey arrange that Touch-and-follow for that babe strong gan. |
Mzpurity:OMG!!
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LadyB1195:you like it? |
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a triple decker. One on top of the other. faces down,booty up. coz that's the way I like to ****.... |
BUTCHCASSIDY:uninstalled it some time ago. & I'll send the number...... |
And we wonder why aliens never bother to contact us. |
and you're posting this here, why? |
This lie get as e be. |
oscaruzie:na season 7 TWD still dey oh. dem just split am into 2. the second half of the season will be back on sunday. |
people be discussing relationships while I'm here just waiting for Sunday to come so i can watch the walking dead. |
so what are we supposed to to with this shìt? |
Rayhandrinni:believe me, it doesn't matter if it's my sister, distant cousin or some random stranger- if it dresses like a hoe, talks like a hoe, acts like a hoe.....then it is DEFINITELY A hoe. i call it as I see it. & trust me,I don't discriminate in case you assumed it was just specific to the female gender. we have fuckboys etc amongst us. calm your raging balls. Oh ye defender of the weak & oppressed. I'm not here to impress a forum-full of strangers. |
Admin401:You just had to rub that part in. ![]() my self-esteem still hasn't revovered from that ordeal. so just follow me jeje,biko. I'm still very fragile. |
you no like the guy,you no want make your friend date am......why? because he's your ex. newsflash: he's not a piece of property you can trademark and expect everybody to not infringe on your brand. the heart loves what the heart loves. take am like that or a take a walk. Nonsense. |
Babzilla:Report what?
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dollyjoy:4 times,actually. so,yes I am potentially a domestically abusive husband. but i guess a disclaimer should follow, that the story may or may not be pure fiction.... coz I high pass kite right now. |
Was fuckin' this side hoe of mine on a particularly chilly night. out of nowhere and for no apparent reason,this bìtch bursts into tears. I asked if my dìck was too big and she said no,which made me a little disappointed but she went ahead to Stoke the fire even more,saying she just realized she's in love with me. I slapped the crazy slùt and reminded her to keep her eyes on the prize which was our mutual pleasure. the moral of this story- It has none. why did i tell it? - I have no idea |
HoeKay. |
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smash my skull open with a rock,see if they come with a brain. |
Still holding on to the ghost of your past. Telling him how you felt 5yrs ago was bold but unfortunately doesn't hold much weight now. Think of the present as a clean slate.You either Muster up the courage to tell him how you feel like you did before or you move on. You did it before,so you can do it again,unless you grew an extra püssy during that period.....which i guess will be par for the course when it comes to Nigerian women. assumptions are your main fuel source now and that has never helped anybody. hell,the guy on his end might be head over heels in love with you but may be thinking 'Hey! she told me how she felt once and I rejected her. but that was over half a decade ago,so she's definitely over me now.' So all I see is two people with very little conviction and an even less sense of direction. one of you has to put him/herself out there,and if none of you wants to be that person,then you never desired each other as much as you thought you did. just a very simple sturvs but we go overcomplicate am for no reason.HABA! |
Cupid doesn't operate in Nigeria.
here,we have Bush babies, mami-water,akudaya etc. you take your pick.
but nothing like cupid. 9ja dey outside him jurisdiction. |
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