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RomanceRe: Meet Up: Thread For Nairaland Most Notorious Derailers by IamLEGEND1: 11:35am On Jul 04, 2017
[i] "MOST UGLIEST GUY"

guy, why? As you old reach you still dey misyarn like this.
Komot these pictures and destroy your phone or send me your English teacher's phone number.
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RomanceRe: Over Bleached Lady Shows Off Her Engangement Ring.... by IamLEGEND1: 6:22pm On Jul 03, 2017

RomanceRe: Most People Always Venting Frustration Here, Is There Life That Seriously Dark?! by IamLEGEND1: 7:28am On Jul 02, 2017

RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Need To Understand That Some Women Have Financial Standards. by IamLEGEND1:
[b] what is this nonsense?
financial compatibility my big,black,hairy ass.
i don't see dem hoes factoring financial compatibility into their decision making when they spread their legs like rumour for dudes with 30billion for the akant.

this whole writeup only helps validate fears that guys have long held as regards to dating financially well-to-do women - that Sooner or later,pride kicks in.
Men around the world on average earn way more than women do,but dating a financially deficient woman has never been a problem....... everyone is considered to have an equal stake in said relationship. we support and stand by our women come rain come sunshine

meanwhile a woman who does that is considered a sugar mummy but those who refuse to date economically disadvantaged guys are now considered determined,21st century women with goals.
i'll tell you what those women are: spineless,reverse gold-diggers masquerading as modern women.

and you'll still find some crazy keyboard feminazis screaming 'DEATH TO THE PATRIARCHY' & joining 'free the nipple_' marches around the world.
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RomanceRe: Can You Break Your Current Relationship For $500M? See Reactions by IamLEGEND1: 1:47pm On Jun 26, 2017
i will break my destiny if necessary. dem no dey take $500m play for this kyn recession.
RomanceRe: Brave Cancer Survivors Pose Topless by IamLEGEND1: 7:30pm On Jun 22, 2017
an ode:

i never got to manhandle you personally but the feel of your succulent bounciness will remain with us.

Farewell,Oh mammaries my old friends. may the creator light up your path on your journey to the great beyond.
Your memory lives on.
RomanceRe: OMG!! Is This Guy The Cutest On Nairaland (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 7:20pm On Jun 22, 2017
Your psychiatrist warned you not to mix your medication with weed.......
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by IamLEGEND1: 3:15pm On Jun 22, 2017
iamnlia:
This is what they call me.
I'm called Glad-of-War, Grim, Raider, and Third.
I am One-Eyed.
I am called Highest, and True-Guesser.
I am Grimnir, and I am the Hooded One.
I am All-Father, and I am Gondlir Wand-Bearer.
I have as many names as there are winds, as many titles as there are ways to die.
My ravens are Huginn and Muninn, Thought and Memory; my wolves are Freki and Geri; my horse is the gallows.
I am ODIN!!
with all that was going on at that time,dude still had time for theatrics.

'i wanna send a big shoutout to my winged niggahz Huginn & Muninn.
my canine hommies Freki & Geri...
Y'all very smart. Matter of fact, y'all are geniuses.
See, you let me hustle, you let me do what I need to do in them streets to get us more worshippers.....
you guys smart,you loyal,you grateful
I appreciate that.
You guys are the real MvPs.
One love y'all.

ODIN,out!

*mic drop*
RomanceRe: I Hate MouthAction..am I Normal by IamLEGEND1: 7:16am On Jun 20, 2017
Hyerin:
You're perfectly normal. MouthAction is disgusting and this is coming from a person who has never had sex before. The mouth is meant for eating, speaking not for swallowing somebody's body fluid down there. It is abnormal, a pervasion. I'm so surprised MouthAction is being normalised. Especially among women. *Cringes*
OLUWA deliver us from these kyn women.
absolutely zero sense of fuckin adventure.
but trust me,after 15yrs of constant thrusting,grunting and fingerin from your husband/partner........you'll start to reevaluate what you would or won't do.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by IamLEGEND1: 7:03am On Jun 20, 2017
EmmGee:
Is breakout kings like prison break
i'm not sure there is anything quite like prison break out there but they do have some similarties. chief of which are the central characters being convicts/ex-convicts.

and do endeavour to watch jane the virgin.
the series is tremendously good at what it does: funny,captivating and charming. and you're not gonna hate the main character,which is quite the achievement for CW shows.
EducationRe: University Of Jos 2016/2017 Admission. by IamLEGEND1: 10:48pm On Jun 19, 2017
aymt1aymt:
what is ur utme and putme scores respectively.
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Need A Fairly Used Ps3 In Abuja Or Kano by IamLEGEND1: 10:43pm On Jun 19, 2017
bigiyaro:
am interested, wats ur contact?
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Need A Fairly Used Ps3 In Abuja Or Kano by IamLEGEND1: 10:43pm On Jun 19, 2017
bigiyaro:
] wats ur contact? Am interested.
RomanceRe: Stand A Chance Of Winning 20,000 Naira For Free From FitnessDoctor by IamLEGEND1: 7:51pm On Jun 19, 2017
na on top diz kyn thread homeboys dey spread mat.
oya fire on make we dey go.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by IamLEGEND1: 7:47pm On Jun 19, 2017
SAMBHOSS:
lol.....clearly understood....
but Odin is crazy.....

"I present these deaths to ostara"
you gotta give it to the guy,
he does have a gift for flamboyance.
side note-if there was to be an celestial awards night,Mr Nancy has got to be the winner for best storytelling god ever:


Once upon a time there was a fuckin queen. She had it all: the glory, the power. Worshippers eager to give and grateful to receive. Why? Because she had the gift of the gift. The blessing of blessings, hers to bestow. And her place of worship? Oh, that was the place to be. That was the goddamn shit_.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by IamLEGEND1: 7:36pm On Jun 19, 2017
nobsalis:
thanks dear but i have watched Cross lines and person of interest...: and anything comedy is a No-No for me.

Wait lemme clarify u a lil, am talking about series within dis circle (Blacklist, Quantico, Blindspot, 24, Crisis, prisonBreak... Etc) so pls help me out.
try nikita,homeland,breakout kings,the americans,narcos and the man in the high castle.
other than those,i can't really think of any series along those lines.
RomanceRe: Date Gone Wrong by IamLEGEND1: 5:56pm On Jun 19, 2017
SirMichael1:
Keep kwayet there bros. What are you even saying. You never got my point but decided to comment hastily...

I'm fine with her paying the whole bill and what not. Just not on the first date. Naaah! Can't do that shít!
whatever,bro.
i got no time for obtuse motherfuckas.
RomanceRe: Date Gone Wrong by IamLEGEND1: 4:03pm On Jun 19, 2017
First things first: You're an idiot.
second,you sound like an insecure bitsch.
we know una type- you meet a woman,you take her out & when it turns out she's not a doormat like the rest of 'em,you resort to underhanded techniques in your attempt to cripple her self-esteem.
good thing she was having non of that nonsense.
on a 1st date out with a dame,and she tries to go dutch....sure,as a gentleman you offer to cover the expenses but when she insists, NIGGAH YOU GO FUCKIN DUTCH AND SPLIT THAT SHIT_.
instead you say something as dumb and stupid as 'i employ self-made women'.
no one fuckin cares,man.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by IamLEGEND1: 3:45pm On Jun 19, 2017
nobsalis:
Pls house.... Any intelligence, CIA or detective series to watchhuh Since TheBlacklist and PrisonBreak ain't releasing any new Season/Episode for now am just bored. So pls i need recommendations pls #Thanks
I'm so much in love wit Intelligence Series...: patiently waiting for y'all recommendations
i'll recommend Person of interest,Lethal weapon and Crossing lines.

Person of Interest- More sci-fi oriented than the other two....has a tight overarching storyline sprinkled with your regular case of the week. no sappy love storylines.

Lethal weapon- leans more towards comedy and over-the-top action scenes. doesn't seem to have a definite end game at first but stuff heats up towards the end. you should totally watch this one. just one season aired so far. will be back for season 2.

Crossing lines- this is a more straightforward 'intelligience' series. individual cops with various specialties brought together from all over europe by the International Criminal Court to investigate cross-border crimes in the european states.
so there you have it. my 2kobo.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by IamLEGEND1:
SAMBHOSS:
but what I don't get is.....Odin powerful pass Jesus...in American gods I mean....cause realistically...Bros J na the supreme head.....
i think it was already implied a few episodes back by Wednesday that the Jesus' were doing quite well for themselves without any outside help and then during the finale,It was revealed by wednesday that they were the sole reason easter was still kicking about.
but wednesday never tried or at least was never shown trying to enlist his help as he's been shown to be an unwavering pacifist (illegal migrants scene & the meditation atop the indoor swimming pool).
like technoBoy said,worship is a game of numbers,the one with the highest followers wins.
so for all intents & purposes,Jesus might be on Mr. World's level.......but just wouldn't get involved in their war.
RomanceRe: This Woman Has The Most Colorful Apartment You’ve Ever Seen by IamLEGEND1: 8:07am On Jun 19, 2017
What is this nonsense?
looks like someone let loose a horde of kindergarten kids with water colours on the apartment.
RomanceRe: Two Sisters Set To Wed Same Day In Lagos (Photos) by IamLEGEND1: 1:54pm On Jun 18, 2017
if dem like make dem fuck_on the same day too.

RomanceRe: A 17 Year Old Girl Confided In Me And Told Me This, What Do I Do? by IamLEGEND1:
i'm sure you know what a hospital is.
she should go get herself checked.that should be her main concern for now.But do not- I repeat; DO NOT under any circumstance make the mistake of going to see the doctor together.
coz' when kasala finally burst (& it will), you'll be the one to be thrown under the bus.
no dey fool yourself with that friendship nonsense.......you'll be surprised how powerful of an incentive self-preservation is.

na naija we dey,i cannot come and go and be playing comforter for babe wey no be my sister.

In SUMMARY: Help from a distance.

RomanceRe: Lady Narrates How She Saved Her Boss Who Was Having S*x Wih BF From Being Caught by IamLEGEND1:
the new olosho creed: STRONGER TOGETHER.
or maybe it's just whoremonal imbalance.
*meanwhile live images from the karma headquarters in Addis Ababa...

RomanceRe: Check Out How God Favoured My Cousin Sister.....pic by IamLEGEND1: 7:56pm On Apr 24, 2017
So how much does she make in a month?
LiteratureRe: In Four Sentences, Write A Short Romantic Story. by IamLEGEND1:
-Wandering eyes coming a sudden halt- mutual hypnosis and transfixation.

-Two perfect strangers in an instant,unspoken mind meld.

▶The space between them rendered null- two souls reaching across the void.

▶Two hearts whispering in concert,as if to say:
'Hey soulmate, where hath thou been'?

(fūck this mushy nonsense.Long story short...)

-They fuckèd each other's brains out.


The end.
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RomanceRe: Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Soldier & A Lawyer by IamLEGEND1: 10:18pm On Mar 18, 2017
Nothing spectacular.
Christianity EtcRe: Dwarf RCCG Pastor & Barrister Weds In Abuja Today (Photos) by IamLEGEND1: 2:33pm On Mar 18, 2017
UniQuegrACE:
I'm SHORT of words. HML OOO
I see what you did there cool.
RomanceRe: Shocking Proposal To My Law Course Mate At OAU On Vals Day by IamLEGEND1: 6:24pm On Feb 14, 2017
All these law students wey go dey dress in black & white every time,una be cultists?
RomanceRe: Beyoncé Channels Yoruba Goddess Osun During Her 2017 Grammy Performance by IamLEGEND1: 3:02pm On Feb 13, 2017
How e come take konsyn us.?

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